Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1062 - 502: The False God Number 156_2

Chapter 1062: Chapter 502: The False God Number 156_2

Number 156’s gaping wound in its chest healed, and it opened its mouth to stuff the crow inside before beginning to chew.

Crunch! Crunch!

Number 156 swallowed the crow, and a few seconds later, belched loudly.

A ball of flame shot out from its mouth.

"Just two more, and the mission is complete!"

Li Xiang smiled slightly, but seeing that Number 156 was still burning, his brow furrowed.

This was too conspicuous.

He had to find a way to quench these flames.

But before that, he needed to deal with a little mouse.

"Come out, I see you!"

Li Xiang turned his head, looking towards a bush in the distance on his right.

Swoosh!

An Yi Xian from the Haijing Security Bureau took to her heels.

She came over after hearing the sounds of fighting, not expecting to witness such a terrifying scene.

That examinee named Li Xiang was most likely a member of the Dark Erosion.

"Go..."

Li Xiang commanded Number 156, but the creature stood rooted to the spot, hiccupping continuously, releasing rings of fire with each belch.

"Indeed, those inferior products beyond number 100 are no good!"

Li Xiang curled his lips disdainfully, not at all disturbed by An Yi Xian’s escape and the possibility of the incident here being exposed, because as long as he killed everyone in the Luoyang Seven Towns, there’d be no secrets to spill.

What?

Dragon Level is formidable?

It’s just a dinner for Number 156!

...

"Little Linzi!"

Xia Hongyao waited on a tree and, seeing Lin Baici and Zhang Hao approach, she immediately jumped down, "What happened? Was that crow really strong?"

"It’s not just the crow!"

Zhang Hao panted heavily.

"Let’s talk later; run for it now!"

Lin Baici’s expression was grave, "Run as far as you can!"

"Let’s go!"

Xia Hongyao took the lead, and the three of them quickly caught up with Gu Qingqiu and her group, foregoing pleasantries, and continued moving.

"Is it that bad?"

Gu Qingqiu asked, situations that could make Lin Baici so anxious were truly rare.

"Yes!"

Lin Baici speculated that the young man in the down jacket was probably after the God’s bones in the Luoyang Seven Towns, and there was a good chance there were more enemies lurking in the dark.

After running for almost another half an hour, Fang Mingyuan could no longer endure. His legs gave out, and he collapsed to the ground.

His tongue hung out like a hunting dog on the verge of death.

Damn it,

all God Hunters have freakish stamina!

It’s one thing not being able to outrun Ai Xuyue, but to not even match up to the likes of Hua Yue Yu and Little Fatty Sister, that’s another level of pathetic.

As for someone like Lin Baici who didn’t even break a sweat, Fang Mingyuan dared not compare himself to him.

"Rest for ten minutes!"

Lin Baici ordered, pulling out bottles of mineral water and distributing them.

Everyone stopped, thanked him, and took the water bottles before gulping them down.

"Wuuu, Brother Lin, my brother’s dead!"

Ai Xuyue threw herself at Lin Baici, crying her heart out in grief.

"Condolences!"

Xia Hongyao tried to console her, "This is what it means to be a God Hunter, always walking on the edge of death."

"Cough, cough, but the rewards are immense, robust health, formidable Divine Grace, a longer lifespan..."

Gu Qingqiu smiled faintly, "Just think about it, when others are in their fifties, with deteriorating body function and wrinkling faces, while you remain in your twenty-seven or twenty-eight-year-old prime, vibrant and refreshed after a night of passion..."

"Who would say that such a risk isn’t worth it!"

For Gu Qingqiu, staving off aging was just a bonus; she reveled in this kind of adrenaline-fueled adventure, wishing death would come at her even harder.

Fang Mingyuan, initially distressed and frightened by Ai Xuri’s death, was ready to give up the exam and lead an ordinary life. But after hearing Gu Qingqiu’s words, he found it hard to let go.

"Miaomiao, what do you think?"

Fang Mingyuan looked at Little Fatty Sister.

"Brother Lin, do you have any snacks?"

Long Miaomiao licked her lips, "I’m about to taste blandness in my mouth, you know?"

On her neck, she still wore the Poison Snake she had obtained the gall from, like a necklace.

Lin Baici took out several packs of crisps and tossed them over.

"Thank you, Brother Lin!"

Little Fatty Sister’s eyes lit up with joy, and she ripped open a pack of crisps, crunching away. Devouring more than half in just three bites, she said, "Brother Lin, you’re my real brother from now on, I’ll do anything for you!"

"By the way, are you tired? Want to sit on my back?"

As she spoke, Little Fatty Sister lay down on the ground.

"..."

Lin Baici was speechless. You really would do anything for a bite to eat, wouldn’t you!

"Stop messing around, if we want to get out of God’s Ruins, we’re probably going to have to take out that giant and the crow. Think about how we’re going to do it?"

Zhang Hao remembered how Li Chenguang came back to life and felt that the trouble was serious.

"Let Pan Yunxiang and the others kill it!"

Ai Xuyue suggested.

"No matter who kills it, we still need a plan. If we run into it, we want to avoid being caught off guard!"

Gu Qingqiu toyed with his sheath, "A frontal assault seems difficult, so we must outsmart it!"

"Focus on the giant first!"

Lin Baici pondered.

The Eater God had said that only the giant could kill the crow. By inference, after the giant’s death, it should drop some kind of Divine Grace.

"How about poison? What if we poison its food?"

Long Miaomiao, sitting cross-legged on the ground, came up with an idea, "When it’s eating, we can distract it and poison its food, or we could cook a delicious dish to lure it over to eat!"

"Hehe, let me tell you a secret, I’m actually an excellent cook."

The others found this unreliable.

"How good?"

Fang Mingyuan didn’t want Long Miaomiao to feel embarrassed, so he smoothed things over.

"As long as I cook, my kitchen is full of mice that come to steal a bite!"

Long Miaomiao thought for a moment, then decided to drop a bombshell, "My Divine Grace can make food taste delicious, or it can turn it into a deadly poison."

"..."

Zhang Hao frowned, the sound of poison was unsettling.

"Are you sure it will kill it?"

Gu Qingqiu wanted to be clear about the efficacy of the poison.

"I don’t know, but at least knocking it unconscious shouldn’t be a problem!"

Long Miaomiao analyzed, "Besides, as long as it’s poisoned, its combat power will definitely drop. By then, Brother Lin, Sister Red Medicine, Sister Hao, should be able to kill it, right?"

[We could try.]

[The normal way won’t kill it.]

"What if it doesn’t eat it?"

The big aunt frowned, "Plus, monsters’ digestive systems are different than humans’, right?"

"I can stimulate its appetite!"

Long Miaomiao patted her chest, "Leave it to me!"

"However, I need to clarify that the better the ingredients, the more they will stimulate the giant’s appetite, but I don’t have any!"

Little Fatty Sister emptied her pockets, which were empty.

"I have some!"

Lin Baici took out a piece of beef from the Black Tripod Bowl. Before he could ask Long Miaomiao if it was okay, Little Fatty Sister had already sniffed vigorously, crying out excitedly.

"Wow, what kind of beef is this? It smells so good!"

Long Miaomiao took the beef and immediately stuck out her large tongue, licking it.

So tender!

Ah woo!

Long Miaomiao couldn’t resist and bit down on it.

"Hey..."

Lin Baici was startled and quickly stopped her, "Don’t eat it, that’s mad cow beef, it’ll drive a person mad if they eat it!"

"..."

Fang Mingyuan curiously looked at the piece of meat.

The others were unfazed, in God’s Ruins, anything could appear.

"Ah?"

Long Miaomiao regretfully spat out the beef in her mouth.

"Will this do? I also have some puffer fish, a jar of honey, some crow’s eyeballs!"

Lin Baici thought about it, but he didn’t mention the beauty’s mummy, as that was more valuable.

"Xiao Bai, you’ve got quite some treasures there!"

Zhang Hao teased, quite envious.

Having a Spatial Divine Taboo Object was indeed convenient; they could take anything they saw in God’s Ruins back with them.

"Perfect! It’s more than enough!"

Long Miaomiao’s eyes gleamed, "Brother Lin, how about I become your chef in the future?"

"All you have to do is share some of the trimmings with me!"

"We can talk about that later!"

Lin Baici signaled to Gu Qingqiu, "Let’s make a plan?"

While everyone was discussing strategies, the giant discovered that foreign people had entered the forest. It took up its Stone Hammer and began hunting.

This was the giant’s homeland, and it was exceptionally familiar with every plant and tree here. It didn’t take long before it found some footprints.

...

Led by Pan Yunxiang, the temporary team moved forward cautiously.

"This is a stone-throwing giant!"

Xie Yangchun explained, "But the pollution must have changed!"

Everyone was completely calm because they had Pan Yunxiang with them!

He was Dragon Level!

Swoosh!

Without a word, Pan Yunxiang suddenly stopped and turned his head in the direction of 3 o’clock.