Carrying a Jurassic on me
Chapter 851 - 473

Chapter 851: 473

The elders always tell the children a saying when teaching them, "Learning to be bad is easy, learning to be good is hard."

Actually, there is some truth to this statement. When children go out to play, they may not remember the nice things you say, but they’ll pick up swear words incredibly fast. Adults are the same way. For example, with English. Watch a few foreign movies, and you might not learn much, but you’ll certainly pick up a few curse words not suitable for children.

Just like the boss in front of Yan Fei, he might not actually be from that southern region, but the way he curses in that local dialect is incredibly smooth.

Yan Fei’s face instantly changed.

He could overlook a few grumbles before, but now, this was simply courting death: "Don’t you know trouble comes from the mouth?"

"Kid, who are you calling out?" Hearing Yan Fei’s words, that boss from God knows where immediately got heated.

Yan Fei glanced at the man, felt the girl next to him gripping his arm tightly, glanced at the man again, and emotionlessly turned his head to urge Xiao Li, "Come on, give me the receipt already!"

Without a word, the boss seemed more energized: "Hey kid, I’m talking to you! Who were you just talking about? Which family’s brat, without even a dime’s worth of sense, knowing only to bring Little Ni’er out... um..."

Mid-sentence, he suddenly couldn’t speak anymore.

Anyone who’s talking when suddenly a stapler is crammed into their mouth would lose their ability to speak.

This was the registration area, where all company documents needed to be fastened together, naturally needing a stapler. No one really skimped on such frequently used office supplies that don’t cost much—the staplers were all top-notch, big and sturdy.

Only, no matter how good something is during regular use, having it shoved into your mouth doesn’t feel good at all.

The boss, who was full of himself, was so taken aback that he didn’t realize what had happened as he suddenly felt something forced into his mouth, leaving him unable to close it, clueless as to what had just occurred.

A moment later, when he came to his senses and started reaching into his mouth, everyone else could see the stapler inside except for him. In his panic, he also forgot that he was holding an Old School Mobile Phone in his hand, which he now used to smack the stapler—another loud ’clack’.

"Ummph..."

He exerted quite a bit of strength in his panic, immediately distorting the expression on his face. Only after this smack did he realize he was in severe pain from his teeth. Actually, this stapler was really well made, entirely covered with a layer of plastic. But plastic is hard too. Besides, his teeth were already knocked by the stapler when it was forced in; it was a wonder they hadn’t fallen out yet.

Hearing the muffled sounds, Xiao Li, who had just finished writing the receipt and was about to hand it over to Yan Fei, looked up in shock: "What are you doing, boss? That’s a stapler, not something edible."

Here was a prime example of suffering without the ability to express it. The boss, who was flaunting himself moments ago, was now covering his mouth, carefully trying to remove the stapler—any carelessness would hurt his teeth, and it would be painful if it touched flesh. Judging by the blood, the stapler must’ve been inserted quite violently.

Shoving a stapler into someone’s mouth, naturally, was Yan Fei’s doing. Only, he was so quick that not only the people nearby but even Xiao Li, who was busy writing the receipt, had no idea what had happened.

That’s why Xiao Li was genuinely confused. The boss didn’t seem crazy, so why was he eagerly swallowing my stapler?

After speaking, he too just reacted, hurriedly stood up, and walked around the desk to support the boss. He was still clueless, thinking the man had gone mad and was swallowing a stapler! He firmly grabbed the man’s hand to prevent any further movement—fearing he would keep pushing it in.

Only at this point did a couple of staff members notice the small commotion and quickly ran over to ask what was happening.

No matter how big the stapler is, it couldn’t be that large, and would certainly be easy to remove.

The boss was now in pain because his teeth hurt, and the stapler, with the larger end still inside, sprang back after being inserted, getting stuck in his mouth. There were just spring clips inside that didn’t have much force, and he could pull it out with a little endurance to pain. But despite the boss’s imposing size, he couldn’t handle even this small amount of pain and was gingerly trying to extract it.

Now the other two staff members came over, and Xiao Li, turning back, said, "I don’t know what happened. He just suddenly grabbed the stapler and shoved it into his mouth, and kept pushing it in. Quickly, help me hold his hand..."

Yan Fei stood by leisurely, holding the receipt that Xiao Li had torn off but hadn’t had the chance to hand over yet, and asked, "Can I leave with this?"

Xiao Li, busy pulling someone away, didn’t even lift his head and said, "Yes, just keep it safe and don’t lose it... don’t move... you guys hold his hand, I’ll get the stapler out..."

"Okay then, we’ll be heading out," Yan Fei pocketed the receipt, pulled the girl along, and didn’t forget to throw in a last jab before leaving, "Be careful, he seems to be having an episode of mental illness; make sure he doesn’t bite you. Let’s hurry away... Doesn’t this guy know he’s sick? Running around on his own, really, what a fright!"

Upon seeing Yan Fei about to leave and hearing his ’quiet’ sarcastic remarks, the boss subconsciously began to mumble and groan. As he moved, the two people holding his arms tightened their grip: "Don’t move, don’t move... Quickly, someone help, help hold him down... Hey, how can you be so heartless? Can’t you see this man is having an episode? Why don’t you come over and help?"

After taking a few steps, Yan Fei turned back, expressing regret, "It’s not that I don’t want to help, but this guy was just complaining about our service wasting his time. Then, he started cursing us out! While he was at it, he had an attack; can you blame us for that? You, Xiao Li, have a kind heart, but I’m not so magnanimous. Let’s get going, or we might actually get bitten..."

With that, he took the girl and strode away.

At this point, the others in the hall had also gradually taken notice of the sudden incident, and a buzz of conversation started: "What happened?"

"Didn’t you hear what that young guy said? He seems to have suddenly gone crazy, now trying to eat a stapler..." someone replied.

"Tsk, tsk, he looks like a boss; how could he have such a problem?"

"Exactly, doesn’t he know he has this problem? Why would he come out alone without anyone to accompany him, wandering around like this?"

"Hey, stop making snide remarks and help call an ambulance, will you?"

"Right, right, call quickly, who knows the nearby hospital’s phone number? I have a phone."

"I have one too, but what’s the number?"

"120! Hurry up and call! It’s a psychiatric case. He’s such a big guy; it won’t be easy to handle..."

In the blink of an eye, everyone in the hall had gathered around, and by now, Yan Fei and Xu Xiaoyan had already reached the entrance of the hall.

Xu Xiaoyan muttered softly, "Was it you just now?"

Yan Fei had moved too quickly. At the time, she had been glaring angrily at the endlessly chattering boss but only saw a blur before a stapler appeared in his mouth. She had good eyesight and had been watching him closely; she estimated that anyone else, even if they were watching, might not have caught it.

"Uh, not sick... Not dying, won’t be a giant stapler, it’s him... it’s him... it was him..." The stapler in the boss’s mouth had finally been removed by someone. No one knew what he looked like, as his gums were bleeding, and it looked quite gruesome.

Originally, he didn’t understand what had happened either, but seeing Yan Fei leave nonchalantly with the girl, not forgetting to make a few sarcastic remarks, he felt sure that the young man was responsible for the stapler in his mouth—it had happened just as he was talking about Yan Fei, and then he felt a haze before him, and suddenly there was a stapler in his mouth. If not, why would the young man be in such a hurry to leave?

It was the same principle as ’suspecting a neighbor of stealing an axe’; now, no matter what Yan Fei did, that’s what he would think. Even if Yan Fei just stood there to watch the excitement, he would suspect that this person took pleasure in his misfortune after setting him up—although, indeed, he wasn’t wrong in thinking so.

By the time Yan Fei and the girl had left the hall, the boss was no longer minding his mouth pain and started shouting toward the main entrance while trying to chase after the two. However, a crowd of well-intentioned people had surrounded him, holding him back for fear he would harm himself again—this time, it was a stapler, but what if next time he got hold of something else dangerous?

The more he struggled, the more people held him, and eventually, they restrained him like a prisoner, hands held behind his back, while others continued to comfort him, "Don’t get agitated, we are all here to help you; someone has already called for an ambulance, it will be here soon..."

Someone shouted, "His condition is so severe; let’s not wait for the ambulance. Everyone came by car, right? Whose car is spacious? Let’s just drive him to the hospital!"

"I came in a big van..." Immediately, someone volunteered enthusiastically.

"Or should we wait for the ambulance? This kind of case should go to a psychiatric hospital, right? Ordinary hospitals might not be able to handle it, right?" Another person reminded.

"Not bad disease, not got sickness, you all let me go, want to catch those two..." The so-called mentally ill boss struggled even harder, furious at the two people who were about to disappear from sight.

Unfortunately, all his efforts were futile. There were many eager helpers now, and quite a few staff from the hotel had come over. Two burly security officers took the initiative to lend a hand, holding him down even more securely.

There were many people expressing sympathy for the patient: "Ah, he’s not old and is a boss; how could he end up with such a condition? That’s why they say health is so important, ah, truly pitiable..."

"Yes, yes! Look, he’s in such a state, and he still screams he’s not ill..."

"He’s seriously ill, didn’t you hear him just now wanting to bite someone..." This person was clearly mistaken, as the boss had been yelling ’to chase people,’ but he’d somehow heard it as wanting to bite someone.

As the people nearby hadn’t heard clearly what the boss had been mumbling, upon hearing this reminder, they unconsciously began to believe that the mentally ill man was calling out to bite people, shivering at the thought.

Even more people went up to help, no joking matter; if that mentally ill person broke free and started biting people in the hall full of individuals, what then?