Carrying a Jurassic on me
Chapter 701 - 346: Mockery _1

Chapter 701: Chapter 346: Mockery _1

"In short, there were people with guns involved, which is why I didn’t tell you." In the hotel room, Yan Fei pretended to flip through Cultural Journey as he spoke casually. "Honestly, I think I could even catch the bullets from a small handgun. I mostly didn’t want to worry you. Besides, who’d have thought that I’d run into that young girl in such a far-off place?"

"Stop pretending to be serious with that book!" Xu Xiaoyan stood up, snatching the book from his hands before turning it the right way up and placing it back in his hands. "You’re holding the book upside down, and here you are trying to appear scholarly..."

"Anyway, I’ve told you the whole story, just as it happened." Yan Fei said, holding the book and sensing his wife’s mood. He thought to himself: Thank goodness I managed to pacify her with this ’artistically embellished’ story.

"I understand now; when I saw that little girl, I knew immediately that you must have been playing the good samaritan behind my back!" The young lady said as if it was something she had always known and walked off to go through her clothes.

"I wonder who was clinging to my arm back then, claiming that they trusted me?" Yan Fei grumbled under his breath.

"Oh my, Yan Xiaofei can get angry too!" Their room was so small that even if he whispered, the young lady could still hear him. But she didn’t seem upset at all, only kept cheerfully giggling. "Alright, alright, I am going to give you a reward..."

After rewarding him, she couldn’t help but ask again: "So, are you still going to keep in touch with her? I noticed that both the little girl and her brother and sister-in-law are well-dressed and look wealthy, so they’re probably not from an ordinary family!"

"That’s for sure. If she was just an ordinary child, who would bother kidnapping her?" Yan Fei agreed. "I just happened upon the situation and helped out. I had no idea who she might be. I also didn’t expect any reciprocation from her. It doesn’t matter what her family does! But when we returned back just now, I noticed their car was trailing us. I think she might try to come find me tomorrow, so we have to deal with that. But if we return home tomorrow afternoon, we naturally won’t see each other anymore!"

"That sounds good!" The young lady appeared pleased with his response, hugged the clothes she picked and moved over to give Yan Fei’s cheek a smacking kiss. "Remember your promise. This is an advanced reward, I’m off for a bath, you can shower later!"

"Off you go, I am going to read!" Yan Fei exclaimed, appearing extremely focused on his book.

"Don’t just read quietly, read aloud." The young lady stepped back after entering the bathroom, tilting her head to instruct him. "Don’t move away from there, read the book to me! Hehe, I have to keep wary of someone peeping..."

Being exposed, Yan Fei felt a bit peeved: "Who’d want to peep, especially when you’re behind closed doors!"

"Humph!" The young lady flicked her head back, her hair flowing behind her as she swiftly closed and locked the bathroom door.

After about half an hour of Yan Fei reading the book in a distracted manner, he heard the bathroom door opening. Turning to look, he found his wife standing there in front of him, hiding behind her bath towel, trying to sneak past him.

Upon seeing him looking, the young lady glared at him: "Don’t peep! Turn your head, I am going to get into the bed."

"What can I possibly see?" Yan Fei said, visibly annoyed.

The towel was so long; it nearly covered her entirely. All he could see was her neck and up, and just barely the lower area of her knees. Even if he wanted to see more, there was nothing much to be seen!

Even though everything was normal; Yan Fei had seen the young lady dressed in sleepwear after a bath several times. But now with her standing there with a bath towel wrapped around her, looking at her face that seemed to glow under the light, wet strands of hair playfully falling across it, and her smooth pale legs, it felt oddly different.

No wonder at the daytime tourist spot, there was a pond said to be the bathing pool of a royal concubine. At the time, he thought it was just a small pond and nothing more to see, but seeing his wife like this, Yan Fei somewhat understood why an emperor would build a bathing pool. The allure of partially hidden view... Could he compare it to the hidden charm from the verse ’a lute half-hidden, adds to the charm’?

"Anyway, don’t keep looking. If you dare to pull my towel down, you’ll have to face the consequences!" The young lady threatened.

Wasn’t this saying ’there’s loads of silver here’? I hadn’t even thought about pulling down your towel...

Wrong, as he watched the young lady sneak along the wall towards him, Yan Fei thought that if he didn’t pull the towel, it would be letting down the young lady’s reminder!

Just as she was about to reach Yan Fei, the young lady suddenly sped up and leapt towards the bed.

So you want to compete with me in speed! Humph! That’s like playing with the ax in front of Guan Gong!

Yan Fei actually found a moment to chuckle inwardly before quickly grabbing the towel!

"Ah!" The lady shrieked, suddenly covering her face with her hands.

"Ah..." Yan Fei, too, cried out, caught a little off guard.

He thought he would catch a glimpse of, well, something, but the sight that met his eyes left him speechless. The lady was wrapped in another towel from the top of her knees all the way up to her neck.

"Hahaha..." The woman pointed at him, laughing uncontrollably. "Yan Xiaofei, I knew you were up to no good!"

As she spun a circle before him, she teased, "Look, look, see nothing at all, haha..."

"You dare trick me!" An enraged Yan Fei tossed the towel aside and lunged at her!

"Ah... don’t touch my towel, don’t!" The lady pretended to be scared, " Help, somebody! Stop him!"

If anything, her provocative cries only threw fuel onto the fire! Yan Fei, who originally intended to just scare her, found himself making an actual move. He grabbed one of her wildly waving arms with one hand, and with the other hand spun the towel around.

Then holding the towel, he was taken aback once again.

The lady standing in front of him at this moment was not what he’d imagined; she was wearing a sleeveless nightgown on top and long sleeping pants beneath. She had wrapped the pant legs in her towel, and now as he pulled the towel off, they slowly unrolled down her legs, under his watchful eyes, all the way down to her ankles...

Seeing Yan Fei’s dumbfounded look, the woman couldn’t keep up the act anymore, and burst into roaring laughter. Taking advantage of his shock, she quickly rolled onto the bed, pulled the comforter over herself, and kept on giggling mischievously from under her covers.

"Hmph!" Picking up the towel off the floor and straightening up, Yan Fei set off for the bathroom without glancing at the giggling girl under the comforter.

Seeing him about to leave, she giggled even more gleefully, revealed her head ready to say something, only to see him toss away the towel he was holding and, taking advantage of her moment of relaxation, threw the comforter completely off.

"Go away, go away, don’t touch me, ahhh..." The woman really screamed this time, kicking her legs wildly in the air as she lay on the bed, waving her arms around. "Don’t come here, don’t come here, give me back my comforter..."

Yan Fei tossed the comforter over his shoulder with a cold sneer, then grinned slyly before seizing the wildly gesturing woman, "Wifey, you’ve got it coming..."

"No... uh..." The woman shrieked in surprise, which soon turned into a sob.

It was some time before Yan Fei finally got off the bed and headed off to shower, looking smug. Behind him, the woman glared at his retreating back and yelled angrily, "Spit spit spit spit, you stink, you haven’t brushed your teeth yet, right? That’s disgusting..."

Yan Fei pretended to turn back, and the woman let out a sharp scream, quickly wrapping herself up in the comforter, sticking only her head out and pleading pitifully, "It doesn’t stink,it doesn’t stink, can I surrender? I haven’t even dried my hair yet?"

"Surrender now? It’s too late!" Yan Fei gave a cold laugh. "Wait for me to deal with you later..."

Seeing this, the woman stopped pleading and instead picked up a pillow and threw it at him, "I’m not afraid of you! Go take your shower! Let’s see who’s going to deal with who later!"