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Chapter 283 - 4: Using a Hundred-Dollar Note as Toilet Paper_1
Chapter 283: Chapter 4: Using a Hundred-Dollar Note as Toilet Paper_1
"Hero Yan, what’s the deal with this box of yours?" On the slow-moving bus, Ji Yunyun couldn’t help but ask Yan Fei.
She was asking about a wooden box that Yan Fei was carrying. It looked like a suitcase, but it was entirely made of wood. It was quite polished and smooth, and it even had a lock and a handle for opening.
"The boxes sold on the street are not durable, so I decided to make a sturdier one for my dorm. I can lock it and feel secure about storing my valuables in it," Yan Fei explained.
Not only were Ji Yunyun and the others curious, but Xu Xiaoyan’s elder sisters were also intrigued. They were just too shy to ask. Once he explained, everyone understood.
However, those who knew him would understand that this was just his way. Nevertheless, some passengers on the bus might think he was bragging, assuming he probably couldn’t afford a new modern suitcase. Though poverty wasn’t shameful, it seems somewhat vain to make so many excuses for carrying an old wooden box, don’t you think?
Unaffected by such thoughts, Ji Yunyun continued curiously, "You really are multitalented! The craftsmanship is quite good, and so is the wood. It even smells nice. Speaking of, what do you have in that big bundle? It looked pretty heavy when I saw it earlier!"
Xu Xiaoyan responded happily, "It’s filled with white paper for me to practice calligraphy."
Two of Ji Yunyun’s male classmates chimed in, "No wonder it’s so heavy! Your brother is really strong."
Giggles arose from the girls who were familiar with Yan Fei.
While unloading the luggage, the three sisters did not lift a finger, carrying only their own bags. Seeing Yan Fei’s large luggage on the outer edge, the two boys volunteered to move the large bundle away for him. As a result, it almost fell on their feet when they carried it out, causing a bit of laughter.
Among the three sisters, Xu Xiaoyan was the only one traveling for the first time and had brought more belongings. She carried a small backpack and Yan Fei carried the wooden box and a large bundle. The other two sisters only had two small packages each, more than manageable for them.
Ji Yunyun’s college of economics and Zhou Peipei’s Chinese Medicine Academy were not far from each other, with the provincial university’s law school near them. Within the same large area, there were several other institutions such as the Light Industry College, the Water Conservancy College, and the Public Security College. Also, a few technical secondary schools.
That’s why Ji Yunyun’s group had so many people.
As for the two elder sisters from Xu family, their schools were on the south side of the provincial city, while others would soon arrive in the north. The two sisters had come early to guide Yan Fei and Xu Xiaoyan for their registration.
Xu Xiaoyan was complaining, "Ugh, all of you managed to find old classmates on campus. Just my rotten luck! Only a few students from my school made it to the provincial university, and not a single one of them is in the law school. Just my luck..."
Ji Yunyun looked at her scornfully, "You deserved it! You kept your application choices like a well-guarded secret. How were we supposed to know? Besides, even if we did, we wouldn’t have been able to get in! Are you trying to flaunt your superiority as a student of a major university?"
The slow bus finally reached the stop. With a delightful smile, Ji Yunyun waved at others from the bus, "You all worked hard, hurry up with your luggage, and you might make it for registration. I am going to sit till the school gate. Don’t forget to meet tomorrow at noon. Bye..."
Those who got off were collectively despising her.
This bus stop was quite a distance from the other schools; only her school had a stop right at the entrance. She seemed so pleased with herself!
Yan Fei and others quickened their pace towards the school. Registration, payment, bedding collection, looking for dorms, they had a lot on their plate!
Although the law school was only a branch campus, the area was not exactly small. When everyone finally got settled into their dorms, it was already a couple of hours later. The main reason was the inefficiency at the payment counter due to the use of cash. Counting the cash was time-consuming. Even though each person only paid around a thousand bucks for tuition, it wasn’t easy given the number of students!
The two Xu sisters were chatting with Xu Xiaoyan’s dorm mates who had already arrived, while Yan Fei was checking the bedding that he had just received and patting the bed board. He told Xu Xiaoyan, "I will bring a thicker blanket for you from home next time. This one is too thin for the winter. The bed board is also in bad shape. I will get a new one for you next time I come."
Before Xu Xiaoyan could respond, a friendly girl next to them said, "If the bed board is broken, you can replace it. Just turn right from the dorm entrance, there’s a cabin there where you can get a new one."
Upon hearing this, Yan Fei removed the bed board immediately, prepared to take Xu Xiaoyan to get a new one when another girl stopped them, "Your board may be a bit worn, but it’s not broken! They won’t let you replace it!"
Yan Fei smiled at the enthusiastic girl and said, "Don’t worry, I’ll go and try. Maybe they’ll let me replace it!"
Xu Xiaoyan came out giggling, and when the two of them returned, they brought with them a new bed board. The other girls were puzzled, "The girls in the dorm next door wanted to change their bed board this morning, but the manager didn’t allow them. You guys are so lucky."
Xu Xiaoyan nodded solemnly, "Yeah, the manager is quite difficult. We had to persuade him for a long time before he let us change it."
While arranging the dormitory and preparing to go out for dinner and buy some small necessities, Xu Yue reprimanded Xu Xiaoyan, "You two really goof around. Did you break the bed board, and only then they replaced it? It’s not good to let others see!"
Xu Xiaoyan just kept laughing but didn’t say anything.
The two of them really did that. At a time when people were not paying attention, Yan Fei broke the slightly rotted parts of the old bed board. The dorm manager glanced at it and told them to choose a new bed board and leave.
The first girl of the Xu family said, "Forget it, stop talking about these two. Just be careful further, school is different from home. Don’t always do ridiculous things. We will accompany you to buy some more things and then we should hurry back to school after dinner. Otherwise, there would be no buses left. Oh right, what is Xiao Fei going to do tonight?"
Yan Fei replied, "I’ll see, didn’t you say to let me check out the library at the Agricultural University? Tonight, I’ll find a place to stay, and then go and check it out tomorrow before returning home!"
Having just finished speaking and not two steps forward, Yan Fei stopped, looked around, and said to the three sisters, "Wait a moment for me, I need to use the restroom. I’ll be back soon!" With that, he ran off to the toilet he had just spotted not far away.
After entering the restroom, he looked around and noticed that the bathroom stalls were high-end with partitions in between each one. He was pleasantly surprised and quickly squatted down at the furthest vacant space.
Squatting for a bit, he became rather frustrated.
In reality, he didn’t come here to use the toilet. After they mentioned going out to buy things, he remembered that after paying the tuition and bedding fees, he had no money left.
He had initially planned not to carry too much money with him for the journey and then find a time to retrieve some cash from the ’Dinosaur World’ once he arrived. But he had been busy until now and had completely forgotten about it.
At this moment, he was frustrated because there were so many people in the school. Even a small restroom was busy with people coming and going. Even though there were partitions, they were too small to obstruct anyone’s view.
Thinking that the three sisters were waiting for him outside, he started to get anxious.
If he had known, he would’ve just found a corner of a flower bed to hide in, quickly retrieved the money, and left in the blink of an eye. How did he end up having a brain fart and running to the toilet instead!
Watching as there was no opportunity to enter ’Vegetable Garden Island’ as people continually came and went in the toilet, he regretfully watched the small table in the shed—the money was still there from when he had prepared some snacks to eat at night, weighted down so it remained in place!
Regretfully thinking that even if he had a single bill in hand now, he would probably have enough to buy things later and wouldn’t need to be in such a rush at this moment.
As he thought about this, he prepared to stand up, thinking of finding an excuse to go to a deserted place to withdraw some money.
But before he could stand, a male student next to him jokingly shouted, "Hey mate, even if you didn’t bring any toilet paper, this is a bit much? Are you so rich that you’re planning to use hundred-dollar bills as toilet paper?"
At the sound of these words, Yan Fei was stunned. He saw that a few students using the toilet all turned to look at him. He couldn’t help but lower his head and saw a hundred-dollar bill slipping slowly from his hand.
Nearly instinctively, his hand reached out to catch the bill, looking somewhat dazed...
The students watching his dazed look all laughed with sympathy. A mate said to him, "Forgot to bring toilet paper? I have excess, here, take one to use first..."
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