Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger
Chapter 311: Three Rules

Chapter 311: Three Rules

“Ugh, then there’s no helping it. Unless Brother Cat, you want to catch them now.” Hearing this, Matthew said helplessly.

If the other party was reluctant, then he could only catch them himself now.

“This cat wants to catch them, but I’m too lazy to do it myself. Why don’t you help me catch them, Little Matthew?” Hearing this, Li Li said.

He couldn’t stand to see these things not collected, but he didn’t want to catch them, so what should he do? Otherwise, Little Matthew could help.

“Brother Cat, if I catch them, they’ll be mine.” Matthew reminded him weakly.

Brother Cat asked him to catch them? Then the skeletons he caught would be his, and he would never give them to Brother Cat. You know, even brothers settle accounts.

“Is that so? Then forget it, let these guys slip away.” Hearing this, Li Li muttered, he didn’t want to move. Otherwise, he would have gone to deal with these guys long ago.

“This…” Matthew couldn’t help but be speechless, Brother Cat was really outrageous. He was reluctant to let these skeletons be smashed to pieces, but he didn’t want to catch them himself, he just wanted others to do it.

Wasn’t this just wanting to reap the benefits without doing any work?

“You two little guys, what are you hiding here talking about?” Just as Matthew was speechless, Hong Fu’s voice came from the side.

“Nothing, I just wanted Little Matthew to help me catch these skeletons.” Li Li replied when asked.

“Why are you asking Little Matthew to catch these guys? You little rascal, if you want to catch them, go yourself.” Hong Fu said angrily, this little glutton was really too lazy, he didn’t do things himself, and asked Little Matthew to do it. Couldn’t he be more diligent?

“I want to go too, but my body isn’t listening.” Hearing this, Li Li raised his paw and replied. Indicating that he was a little weak now and couldn’t go.

“Do you think I’ll believe you? You little rascal, you’re lazy, don’t make excuses for yourself.” Hearing this, Hong Fu said angrily, what did he mean his body wasn’t listening? He was simply too lazy, wasn’t he?

“This cat isn’t making excuses at all, if you don’t believe me, Sister, look, this cat can’t even lift his paws, doesn’t this mean this cat is weak?” Li Li said, proving his innocence to the other party.

“It means you’re a big-headed ghost, you lazy fellow.” Hong Fu patted Li Li’s big head angrily and said, “Then you go do it yourself, or don’t say anything, don’t always order Little Matthew around, Little Matthew doesn’t owe you anything.”

“I know, I know, Sister, just say it, why are you hitting me?” Li Li, who was beaten, said aggrievedly, indicating that he was not bullied like this.

“It’s very simple, because you definitely won’t understand verbal education, you have to give you some physical education, so that you can understand.” Hong Fu said with a smile.

“What? Sister, I think you just want to beat me up.” Li Li couldn’t help but say after hearing this.

Sister wanted to beat him up, so she could beat him up, why did she use this kind of reason to prevaricate him? He wasn’t a fool, he could still see this.

“Is that so? Since you’ve seen through it, Sister won’t hide it anymore, Sister does want to beat you up, you fat fellow.” Hong Fu said, since she had been seen through? Then she wouldn’t pretend anymore.

That’s right, she just wanted to beat up this fat fellow, did he have any objections?

“Okay…”

Seeing the other party directly admit it, Li Li felt helpless.

“Who told you, this bad fellow, to be so lazy all day long, even asking Little Matthew to do this kind of thing for you, who else would I beat up if not you?”

“Haven’t you heard of doing your own things?” Hong Fu said angrily, “I’m here to command Matthew, Little Matthew is kind, but that’s not an excuse for you to bully him, you know? If Sister finds out you do this again, be careful, Sister will beat you up.”

“You’re already beating me up, do I still need to be careful?” Hearing this, Li Li couldn’t help but mutter.

The other party was already knocking on his head, did he still need to be careful? What should have come has already fallen.

“So you’re saying you’re going to die unrepentant, aren’t you?” Hong Fu asked.

“Of course not, how could this cat say that? This cat is just worried about you, little sister.” Li Li immediately changed his words, “After all, my head is so hard, it must hurt for you to hit it with your hand, Sister.”

“That’s true, so you little rascal, do you want me to use something to beat you up?” Hong Fu said, and took out the sword she was carrying.

“Of course not, what I mean is, why should we hurt each other? Little Sister.”

Seeing this scene, Li Li quickly explained, he didn’t tell the other party to use props, he just wanted to tell the other party to stop beating him up.

So as to avoid both sides suffering losses, it was not what the little sister understood at all.

“It’s not mutual harm, after all, only you are being beaten, I’m not.” Hong Fu said, pinching Li Li.

This was obviously a one-sided beating, how could it be mutual harm? This little rascal was thinking too much, only he was injured.

“Even if only this cat is injured, don’t be too proud, little sister. I’m telling you, I’m not made of paper either.” Li Li pressed Hong Fu’s hand and said, as the saying goes, when there’s nothing left to endure, there’s no need to endure anymore.

Little Sister shouldn’t think he was made of mud.

“You little rascal, don’t forget who dotes on you so much and helps you so much. Now that your bones are hard, you’re going to turn your back on me, aren’t you?” Hong Fu said, not intimidated by the other party’s bluffing appearance at all, this little guy looked fierce, but in fact he was just a paper tiger.

She could tell at a glance that this little rascal was scared to death.

“This cat didn’t turn his back on you, it’s you who went too far, little sister.” Li Li corrected, “This cat has endured you for a long time, although this cat has received a lot of benefits from you, little sister, but it has been paid off after so long, okay? Don’t bully this cat too much.”

“Really? So, you little rascal, are you planning to part ways now?” Hong Fu asked, staring at Li Li.

“Of course not, this cat just wants to say that we have to make three rules.” Li Li shrank his head and said.

It was certainly impossible to cut off like this, but they also had to agree on three rules. He couldn’t be so aggrieved anymore.

“Oh, tell me, little rascal, but I won’t necessarily agree.” Hong Fu said.

“Ah! You’re not willing to agree, then what am I going to say?” Li Li was stunned.

“Then are you going to say it or not? If you don’t say it, I definitely won’t agree, if you say it? At least I can listen.” Hong Fu said with a smile.

“Okay.” Li Li said helplessly, “First, you have to ask for my consent before you touch me, little sister.”

“Second, when there are outsiders, please call me Captain. Although this cat is a cat, he also needs face.”

“Third, don’t speak ill of me to others, obviously I’m a good cat.”

“It sounds simple enough, but why should I agree to you?” Hong Fu nodded and then said.

“Because if you don’t agree, little sister, you might lose this cat.” Li Li said, looking at himself, he found that he wasn’t wearing clothes, so he pulled out a cat hair and said, “This is called cutting off robes and breaking off friendship, little sister.”

“This is not a robe, this is at most called plucking hair, okay?” Hong Fu couldn’t help laughing when she saw it.

This gluttonous cat looked even cuter when he was angry, and he was also very childish.

He actually learned to cut off robes and break off friendship like humans, it was a pity he wasn’t wearing clothes, otherwise it would be even funnier.

“The meaning is similar, don’t care about these details, little sister.” Hearing this, Li Li wiped the hair back on himself, “Anyway, you understand, little sister, right? If you don’t agree, then I have to do this.”

“It’s not impossible to agree, but I also have conditions.” Hong Fu said with a smile.

“Ah? Little Sister, why do you have conditions?” Li Li was stunned.

“Of course, you little rascal, only you are allowed to make conditions, not me?” Hong Fu said angrily.

“Of course not, tell me, little sister, as for whether I agree or not? I’ll have to wait until I hear it.” Li Li quickly said.

“Then listen carefully, you little glutton, my request is very simple. That is, when I’m by your side, you’re not allowed to run to other little sisters, if I find out? Then our three rules don’t count.”

“Ah? It’s that simple?” Li Li was stunned. He didn’t expect the other party’s condition to be so simple.

“Yes, I have done so much for you, why should other guys be able to touch you casually?” She pinched Li Li’s big round face and said, “Stay away from other women in front of me, you know? Otherwise, Sister will be very angry.”

“No problem, but let’s make it clear first, if someone takes the initiative to touch me, it’s none of my business.” Li Li said.

It was no problem to do as the other party said, but if someone took the initiative to come to him? Then there was nothing he could do.

“What do you mean it’s none of your business? You little rascal, if you don’t want people to get close, can anyone get close to you with your strength?” Hong Fu rolled her eyes and said.

He was a Nascent Soul stage kitty, if he wanted to hide, who could touch him?

“That’s true, but this only applies to strangers, this cat still needs to manage relationships with acquaintances.” Li Li reminded.

“Of course there’s no problem, I won’t restrict you from communicating with acquaintances. But you’d better stay away from strangers.” Hong Fu said, raising her hand, “If you little guy thinks there’s no problem? Then that’s settled.”

“Okay, then that’s settled.” Li Li said without thinking, and slapped the other party’s hand. Indicating that their agreement had been reached.

“Mm-hmm.” Li Li nodded his big head, looking very happy. Then he found that his paw was grabbed, and he couldn’t help but ask in confusion, “What are you doing grabbing my paw, Sister? Shouldn’t you let go? According to our three rules, you can’t grab me like this.”

“Really? I’m so sorry, I saw you didn’t say anything, little guy, I thought you liked me grabbing your paw.” Hong Fu laughed and let go of Li Li’s paw.

This gluttonous cat had gained weight again, his paws felt chubby to the touch.

“How is that possible? You’re talking nonsense again, little sister.” Li Li rolled his eyes and said, if you want to talk about nonsense? It had to be her, she was talking nonsense with her eyes open.

“Anyway, that’s the truth, you little rascal have to believe it even if you don’t.” Hong Fu said with a smile, looking at the darkening sky and saying, “Are you planning to march day and night? You’re still not stopping at this time, and you’re still walking forward?”

“Definitely, these guys are not ordinary monsters, they can walk forward, so they will definitely walk forward, anyway, they won’t get tired.” Li Li said, looking at the sky and then saying, “It’s really getting late now, this cat should eat, I wonder if they provide meals here?”

Speaking of which, they were considered to be hired, so the question was, should they find their own food or did the other party provide it?

“Then you have to ask them, if you don’t ask? They definitely won’t tell you.” Hong Fu smiled.

She was concerned about the time of day, this little guy was only concerned about eating, she didn’t know what to say to him.

“That makes sense, don’t move here, little sister, this cat will go over and ask.” Li Li replied, and then he jumped over the crowd with small steps, almost appearing in front of the Dragon Girl.

“Captain Cat Cat, did you come here for something?” Seeing Li Li coming over, the Dragon Girl asked with a smile.

“Well, it’s nothing major, I just want to ask if we provide meals here? After all, you see it’s getting late, if we don’t provide meals, we have to find our own way.” Li Li explained, staring at the Dragon Girl, waiting for her answer.

If the other party said they didn’t provide meals? Then he would make it clear to the others and let everyone bring their own rice, so as to avoid everyone being hungry later.

“Well, Captain Cat Cat, are you very hungry?” Hearing this, the Dragon Girl couldn’t help but laugh, she thought he was looking for her for something, so it was this.

“Not really, it’s just that this cat’s daily routine is used to eating at this time. Don’t you have the habit of eating?” Li Li asked, looking at the Dragon Girl.

He saw that the other party didn’t seem to be very interested in eating, what? Could they be full just by drinking the northwest wind?

“Of course we have the habit of eating, it’s just that we eat when we feel a little hungry. And it’s normal in our world to eat one meal and be hungry for another.” The Dragon Girl replied.

Of course they ate, but the time of eating was not fixed, after all, how could magical beasts like them have food every time?

“Then your stomachs are really interesting, you eat so irregularly, and you don’t have any stomach problems.” Li Li couldn’t help but envy, what was a ruthless iron stomach? This was a ruthless iron stomach.

They were hungry and starving in the cold weather, and nothing happened, they were just incredibly strong.

“That’s for sure, as the saying goes, survival of the fittest, the guys who couldn’t survive are already gone, only those who can survive are left.” The Dragon Girl nodded and said, “If you want to eat, I can ask my subordinates to get you some food, but what they can get? My subordinates can’t guarantee it.”

If he wanted to eat? No problem. But he had to be able to accept the strange things that his subordinates brought back.

After all, no one knew what was there? It was even more impossible to guarantee that they would bring back good things.

“Forget it, our diets are different, there’s no need to force it.” Li Li immediately refused the other party’s kindness, he knew if the other party said that? What would they bring back?

“Okay, then if you need anything else? You can continue to tell me, although I may not be able to do it.” The Dragon Girl nodded with a smile.

“Then what’s the use of me telling you?” Li Li couldn’t help but be speechless, if the other party couldn’t do anything, then what was he telling her? Talking to her about wool?

“At least it’s useful, at least after I listen, I’ll think of a way, won’t I?” The Dragon Girl said, revealing a smile.

“Okay…” Li Li said that he had nothing to say, this was the first time he had seen someone who was even more shameless than himself.

He could only say that the other party was awesome, compared to her? He really couldn’t compare.

Thinking of this, Li Li said, “Since I can’t find food that suits my taste here, then I’ll go first.”

“Okay, Captain Cat Cat, please.” Hearing this, the Dragon Girl made a “please” gesture, and Li Li went back disappointed.

“Why did your gluttonous fellow come back empty-handed? Didn’t you get any food?” Seeing Li Li coming back, Hong Fu asked with a smile.

“If I did, but I wouldn’t dare eat the food they gave me.” Li Li said, looking at the surrounding goblins, “After all, this food was collected by these guys, if you want to eat, Sister? I can ask for a portion for you.”