Beware the Appearing Cute Wife!
Chapter 398 - 435, will this bastard die if he doesn’t act like a hooligan?

Chapter 398: 435, will this bastard die if he doesn’t act like a hooligan?

Shen Yunqing saw that Tong Xi didn’t laugh, so he switched to a fresh one.

He cleared his throat lightly and said seriously:

"In a pitch-dark alley, a young girl in the prime of her youth was coerced by a knife-wielding thug to strip. Helplessly, she took off her sweater, thinking that she would have to remove her underwear next, but unexpectedly, the thug told her to put it back on. Confused, yet she put the sweater back on. After repeating this process hundreds of times, the girl cried and asked him, ’What exactly do you want?’ The thug paused for a moment and then said, ’Quiet, just look at how beautiful the static electricity is.’"

Tong Xi sighed deeply, "That thug is just as sick as you!"

Shen Yunqing: "..."

To get backstabbed even when telling a joke!

Time for another one——

A man from Chu State was crossing a river by boat and accidentally dropped his sword into the water. He hastily made a mark on the boat with a knife. The boatman asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

The man answered, "The sword fell from here, I’m making a mark so I can find it when we reach the shore."

The boatman said, "Idiot, was there really a need to carve such a big hole? It’s freaking leaking now."

Hearing this, Tong Xi sighed.

"I heard this joke ten years ago, can’t you come up with something fresher?"

Shen Yunqing: "..."

Searching the gut, scraping the belly...

So, the next joke came out——

Legend has it that Yu Gong wanted to move a mountain, and when people said it was impossible, Yu Gong said, "If I can’t do it, my son can, and if he can’t, my grandson can, and so on forever."

Later, Yu Gong’s spirit moved the deities, and one said, "I will send someone to move the mountain away for you."

Yu Gong replied, "No need, no need, just send me more goddesses instead!"

The deity looked puzzled, "What do you need goddesses for?"

Yu Gong: "That way, I can have even more descendants."

After this joke was finished, Tong Xi gave him a cold look.

"You’ve ruined a perfectly good story of ’The Foolish Old Man Moves Mountains’ with your trash!"

Shen Yunqing: "..."

Can’t we play properly anymore?

This woman... does she have too high a standard for humor?

Let’s try another one.

"An elderly couple went to take a photograph, and the photographer asked: ’Old sir, would you like side lighting, backlighting, or full lighting?’ The old man thought about it and shyly said: ’I don’t mind, but could you at least leave some underwear for your grandma?’"

Tong Xi was completely speechless!

"Can’t you make up something fresh? If not, I’m going to sleep!"

"Fine, let’s play ’intelligence guess the answer.’ I ask, you answer," Shen Yunqing didn’t believe he couldn’t crack a smile from Little Chili with his wits.

"In ancient myths, why is it that trees like willows and locusts could become spirits, and even lifeless musical instruments like the pipa could, but radishes, cabbages, and other vegetables and fruits could not become spirits?"

Tong Xi replied indifferently, "Because they vow to cultivate in the morning, and by noon they’re already stewed..."

Shen Yunqing thought of another one and began to say, "Two bananas were walking on the street, one in front and one behind. As they walked, the banana in front felt hot and took off its clothes. Guess what happened then?"

Tong Xi sighed and took up his words.

"The banana behind fell over."

Shen Yunqing took a deep breath.

"You absolutely won’t guess the answer to this next one!"

Tong Xi scoffed.

"I worry for your IQ. So far, there hasn’t been a question I couldn’t answer!"

Hearing Tong Xi say this, Shen Yunqing suddenly laughed.

"Listen up then! Speaking of which, two corn kernels got married, and the next morning, the male kernel woke up to find popcorn lying beside him. Why is that?"

Tong Xi froze for a moment, then narrowed her eyes and glared at Shen Yunqing furiously, "You... shameless!"

Is this jerk incapable of not being lewd?