Beware the Appearing Cute Wife!
Chapter 397 - 434, Slaughter the Eighth Pig for a stew to entertain guests

Chapter 397: 434, Slaughter the Eighth Pig for a stew to entertain guests

Shen Yunqing took a deep breath and pretended to be calm as he asked:

"Did someone call me last night?"

Tong Xi propped up the stool before sitting down and faintly responded with one word.

"Yep! Your goddess!"

"Then, what did you say to her?"

Tong Xi thought to herself, could it be that his goddess really blocked him? Otherwise, why did he just look so deflated and ghost-like?

Suddenly, Tong Xi’s mood brightened.

"What else could I say? Of course, I praised you in front of your goddess, advertising your heroic deeds. Things like forcefully kissing a girl, barging into the women’s restroom to harass girls, and stuff like that!"

Shen Yunqing: "..."

Now, he truly felt a little devastated.

Good lord, this time, he had truly lost all face in front of his own mother!

So embarrassing!

God knows how his mom is mocking him right now! Sob, sob, sob...

Tong Xi looked at him, his expression one of utter despair, feeling infinitely joyful, she continued to twist the knife.

"I’ve already told you before that your goddess called you, but you just wouldn’t believe it. Whose fault can that be? However, it seems like your goddess can’t bear to part with you, saying she really likes you, and that..."

Talking and talking, Tong Xi suddenly stopped.

Wait, perhaps it’s better not to say the rest out loud.

Just thinking about what that woman said later makes her cheeks burn with embarrassment!

She actually said to throw herself at Yunqing, really, what was that woman thinking!

Good lord, that woman plus the man in front of her, truly two rare specimens! They’d definitely make a matching pair!

Shen Yunqing sighed.

Indeed, when Little Chili gets going, it’s truly...hard to deal with!

*

This evening, Shen Yunqing had to continue his stay in the hospital for observation, while Tong Xi, entrusted by others, had no choice but to temporarily stay by Shen Yunqing’s side.

Shen Yunqing’s hospital room was a private one, not only with its own bathroom but also a soft, large sofa.

Tong Xi leaned on the sofa, closed her eyes, and rested.

The hospital room was deathly silent, and Shen Yunqing, watching her, felt that... he couldn’t just keep silent all the time, right?

The room was really boring!

But with Tong Xi there, it felt as if this night... became something special.

Even though the wounds on his body still burned with pain, his mood was exceptionally light.

His eyes gleamed with mischief, a smile spreading across his cheeks.

"Hey, don’t you think it’s boring?"

Tong Xi snorted, "Of course it’s boring, thanks to whom?"

Shen Yunqing: "..."

Alright, it was all his fault!

"How about this, since it’s still early and we can’t sleep anyway, shall I tell you a joke to lighten the mood?"

Tong Xi didn’t make a sound, continuing to close her eyes, ignoring him. But Shen Yunqing took it as silent consent.

And so, Shen Yunqing began to tell a joke—

Wukong: "Master, there is a devotee outside seeking an audience."

Tang Seng: "Wukong, I’ve told you many times, I am not well today and not in a condition to meet guests!"

Wukong: "It’s a female devotee."

Tang Seng: "Bring over my Armani suit, Dolce & Gabbana shoes, Omega watch, Prada glasses, and also a Gosba cigar. Additionally, slaughter Bajie and make a pot of soup, and let’s welcome the guest!"

Shen Yunqing finished his joke, and Tong Xi slowly opened her eyes, silently staring at the ceiling.

What a cold joke.