Zhang San, please behave yourself!
Chapter 571 - 533: If you like this tune, I’m not opposed to it!

Chapter 571: Chapter 533: If you like this tune, I’m not opposed to it!

Zhang San had originally wanted to take the opportunity to throw Tujue into disarray, but he didn’t want to end up being thrown into disarray by the Tujue himself.

At this moment, noticing Khan Long Bo’s burning, aggressive gaze directed at him, Zhang San felt as if he could already hear the painful wails of the Divine Aspect within the two Kidney Divine Treasures in his Five Viscera Wheel Seas.

Changsun Bubai immediately stood up, cupped his hands towards Khan Long Bo, and said, "If that is the case, then I will go back and report to the Emperor of Great Sui immediately!"

This was a godsend opportunity to escape!

After finishing his words, Changsun Bubai made a secret signal to Bai Dushu beside him and quickly left.

Zhang San’s eyes widened as he looked at Changsun Bubai—the message was clear: Aren’t you going to help me out here?

Changsun Bubai smiled mischievously and turned around, taking Bai Dushu and running away with him.

Clearly, on these grasslands, nobody could afford to offend Khan Long Bo.

Zhang San gave Khan Long Bo a sheepish smile and said, "With regards to that, I’ve been frail since childhood and I’m afraid that..."

"No problem! That can be remedied! Rest assured, I will definitely make you stronger and sturdier!"

"Uh... that... can I bring my own horse? I’m not very good at riding, so I’m more stable when I’m on my own horse."

With a wave of his hand, Hei ran over to Zhang San.

After all, riding his own Hei would give him the chance to run away faster if the opportunity arose.

If he rode one of Tujue’s horses, Zhang San figured he wouldn’t even stand a chance at escaping.

Khan Long Bo let out a hearty laugh and put his arm around Zhang San’s shoulder.

At that moment, Zhang San felt like a frail and delicate female high school student being embraced by Khan Long Bo, who towered over him and whose shoulders were as wide as double doors—like a brawny youngster with golden locks enfolding the petite himself in his arms.

"Not good at riding? No worries, come with me and we’ll ride the same horse!"

As Khan Long Bo spoke, his guards already led a horse over.

Only then did Zhang San notice that although Khan Long Bo’s steed looked like a horse, the patterns on its body were golden, dotted like a leopard’s.

"This is a Leopard Blood Spirit Colt, an offspring of the Demon Clan of leopards and horses. I imprisoned both of these Demon Clans and specifically made them breed to produce such Leopard Blood Spirit Colts," Khan Long Bo explained.

Hearing this, Zhang San swallowed hard in fear.

You’ve captured two powerful Demon Clans just for breeding mounts?

Are you that fierce?

Then, Zhang San was hoisted onto the tall Leopard Blood Spirit Colt by Khan Long Bo like a little chick.

"My horse is very precious too, so make sure it follows right behind me!"

Zhang San’s words seemed to be instructing Khan Long Bo’s guards not to harm his horse but were actually a hint to Hei to keep following behind him.

After all, he couldn’t match Hei’s speed, and if he needed to escape, a fast means of travel was essential.

Khan Long Bo looked at Zhang San in his arms, grabbed the reins of the Leopard Blood Spirit Colt with his right hand, and wrapped his left arm around Zhang San, pushing forward.

As the Leopard Blood Spirit Colt moved forward, Zhang San was jostled sharply.

Just as Zhang San was about to turn his head to glance at Khan Long Bo behind him, he got a surprise knock on the back of his head from Khan Long Bo who was on the horse with him.

It... was quite bouncy.

With a blushing face, Zhang San asked, "Khan Long Bo, why me?"

Khan Long Bo laughed, "Because people from the Land of the Midday Sun are sly! Don’t think I can’t see that you pretended to help Sharlobi solve a problem, but in reality, you planted an even bigger hidden danger."

"The people you have proposed to be entitled as Khan will all be grateful to you."

"However, assigning the last three seats to that boy Sharlobi, he thinks it’s some great favor, little does he know, this kind of thing is the most offensive. If things go wrong, many tribes will become disloyal to him. Moreover, the position of the Khan should rightfully be mine. Tujue is about to descend into civil strife."

Hearing this, Zhang San felt his heart begin to race.

This Khan Long Bo is not as reckless as he appears on the surface; in fact, he is meticulous and seems to be a very difficult adversary.

"But... didn’t you also help to fuel the situation?"

Hearing this, Khan Long Bo laughed even louder.

"Because I not only saw through your thoughts, I could even exploit them. So, you see, our cooperation has been quite pleasant, hasn’t it?"

Zhang San nodded awkwardly, "It’s been quite pleasant."

"Since our cooperation is pleasant, why not continue working together? Therefore, I, Long Bo, choose you to be my man. Rest assured!"

As Long Bo spoke, he slapped Zhang San’s shoulder, and Zhang San felt that if it wasn’t for the Leopard Blood Spirit Colt underneath him, he might have been slapped to the ground.

"Just follow me back, serve me well, provide counsel and strategy, and in the future, I will make your descendants the most noble nobility over these steppes!"

Hearing this, Zhang San couldn’t help but be startled.

Although he didn’t want anything to happen, following along with Long Bo’s words, Zhang San still curiously asked, "Khan Long Bo, won’t my children be the Khans of Tujue in the future?"

Khan Long Bo sneered, "That won’t do! The entire steppe will belong to my daughter."

"Originally, my sons all died, and I have only this daughter who has been with me for so many years."

"To me, she is more important than any of you men!"

Hearing this, Zhang San immediately thought of a way to escape, and promptly showed a deeply moved expression after listening.

"Motherly love is truly great!"

Zhang San first sighed deeply, then spoke with rich emotion, "I... actually grew up an orphan. All these years, always alone and helpless, without anyone to rely on. Later I joined the Town Martial Office, and although I had some friends and brothers, at the end of the day, I still lacked the warmth of a family. I’m a bit embarrassed to say this..."

"I have always felt the lack of motherly love."

"For so many years... weathered by the elements..."

"If Khan Long Bo does not mind, I would like to acknowledge you as my foster mother. That way, not only could I assist you better, but in the future, should the opportunity arise, I could also help my foster sister."

After hearing Zhang San’s words, Khan Long Bo laughed even louder.

Zhang San didn’t know what Khan Long Bo was laughing at, but he obediently joined in the laughter for a while.

"Your name is Zhang San, right? It turns out you like this kind of dynamic. Although it’s a bit perverted, I don’t really mind!"

In that moment, Zhang San finally understood what Khan Long Bo was laughing at.

No! That’s not what I meant! Don’t make things up!

That’s not what I just said, c’mon!

"Khan Long Bo, I... I..."

"Little man, stop calling me Khan, call me foster mother!"

At that moment, Zhang San wanted to get off the ride!

This ride is too big, I can’t handle it!