Zhang San, please behave yourself!
Chapter 262 - 252: The Transformation of the Sheep!

Chapter 262: Chapter 252: The Transformation of the Sheep!

"Catching ghosts mainly involves three steps,"

"The first step is to encounter a ghost."

"The second step is to spit at the ghost."

"The third step is that the ghost turns itself into a sheep."

After Song Dingbo spoke, the entire hall burst into loud laughter.

The County Magistrate was laughing, the government officers were laughing, Boss Ma, who had come to file a complaint, was laughing, and even the common folk outside the hall were all laughing.

After Song Dingbo finished speaking, he had a look of helplessness on his face.

Because this affair indeed sounded somewhat unbelievable.

As the County Magistrate was laughing, his expression suddenly became serious, and he smacked the gavel onto the desk with force!

"Do you take me for a fool? You expect me to believe such nonsense? Bring them here, take off both their pants!"

Song Dingbo and Wang Dada were both stunned and shocked.

Everything had been going fine, and with so many people around, why take off their pants?

"After taking off their pants, give these two men a good thrashing on their behinds!"

At this, Wang Dada exclaimed, "County Magistrate, all the things just said were by Song Dingbo, not me! Why should I get beaten too?"

The County Magistrate glared at Wang Dada and said, "Well then, if you speak the truth, I will let you off! Otherwise, I will punish you twice as hard!"

Wang Dada pondered for a moment and said in a low voice, "Might as well get beaten together, but... can we not take off our pants?"

"No! Beat them!"

Just then, a woman suddenly rushed into the hall.

"County Magistrate, please wait, I have something to say."

At that moment of desperation, a woman suddenly emerged to prevent his beating; could it be...

At that moment, Wang Dada felt as if his romance was on its way.

Then he heard the woman next to him speak, "Your Honor, I bought a sheep from them this morning for one thousand four hundred and fifty wen, this very one."

As she spoke, the woman dragged a sheep that was caught in a fishing net a few steps forward.

"Since the sheep sold by these two men might get lost, may I claim compensation from them now?"

The moment these words were heard, not only were Wang Dada and Song Dingbo stunned, but even the County Magistrate was dumbfounded.

"What did you say?"

"What I mean is, although these two men have not harmed my interests, I anticipate that they might harm my interests in the future, so I hope to claim compensation in advance for a greater sense of security," the woman explained and, dragging the sheep in the net behind her, pulled it a few steps closer, right in front of the County Magistrate.

"County Magistrate, look, the sheep is here for now, but who knows when it might disappear. If by then my sheep is gone and I have no evidence, how can I claim compensation? So, it would be best if they compensated me now. After all, I am a weak woman; would you have the heart to see me bullied by two shameless old men?"

The County Magistrate was unsure if he had failed to get enough sleep last night, as he felt his mind was truly not catching up.

At that moment, dark clouds swept across the sky, covering the sun.

However, the sky was not simply obscured of sunlight and clear, but instead, within moments, plunged into a darkness in which the entire sky lost its light.

At the same time, the sheep in the fishing net began to struggle.

"County Magistrate, look, the sheep has started to struggle! It’s obviously trying to run! These two men must have trained it to escape. Thank goodness I borrowed a fishing net; otherwise, the sheep would probably..."

The woman hadn’t finished speaking when the sheep in the net began shaking its head incessantly, its body twisting and even the facial expressions of the sheep becoming bizarre.

Then the sheep’s body started to swell with bulges, and its figure grew larger.

The net enveloping it gradually stretched as the sheep’s body expanded.

And the originally white, slightly dirty wool of the sheep started to turn into black fluff.

The lamb that had been struggling in the fishnet just moments ago had, in the blink of an eye, transformed into a nearly ten-foot-tall evil ghost with a robust physique and a mouth full of sharp teeth.

However, the woman had tied the fishnet so tightly earlier that it still clung to the legs of the now-transformed evil ghost. Rather than looking seductive, it simply exuded an aura of eerie weirdness.

"Ah——"

From the crowd that had been silent for a long time, someone suddenly let out a piercing scream.

Soon after, many people began to shriek in alarm and frantically flee for their lives.

Even the government officers in the main hall turned tail and ran.

The County Magistrate was so frightened that he huddled behind his desk, shivering uncontrollably.

Meanwhile, Song Dingbo and Wang Dada hid behind the pillars of the main hall while hoisting up their trousers.

Wang Dada might have boasted about his boldness, but at this moment, he was completely stunned.

Song Dingbo, with his hands lifting his trousers, was continuously gathering saliva in his mouth.

One strike. He had only one chance to strike.

It seemed, today was finally the day for me, Song Dingbo, to save the world!

I knew it, I am the hero chosen by the heavens to save the world!

At this moment, Song Dingbo was already imagining how he would brag about it the next time he saw Zhang San and Zhao Siyang!

Meanwhile, the evil ghost looked around and noticed the woman next to him, who was glaring fiercely at him and baring her teeth, yelling, "Pay up!"

Slap——

With a single backhand, the evil ghost sent the woman flying into the corner of the main hall.

Then, the evil ghost looked up at the sky outside the main hall for a moment before starting to make his way outside.

Just as the evil ghost had reached the entrance of the main hall, he suddenly heard a strange noise coming from behind.

The evil ghost had just turned his head when he heard a "Tui" sound, and a mouthful of hot, sticky saliva landed right on the fishnet wrapped around his legs.

The evil ghost turned his head to look at Song Dingbo, who was wearing a mask of utter shock.

Song Dingbo didn’t understand why his ghost-catching technique had no effect.

Was his saliva not concentrated enough?

"Drink—Tui!"

The nearly ten-foot-tall evil ghost returned the favor with a spit of his own at Song Dingbo.

That spit, although referred to as a mere spit, was actually more like a big bowl given the evil ghost’s mouth capacity.

It was so forceful that Song Dingbo almost drowned.

Only after the evil ghost had left did Wang Dada fetch some water from the courtyard’s water tank to clean off Song Dingbo.

Song Dingbo, with his head held high, gazed into the dark night sky devoid of any light or stars, filled with confusion.

"What in the world is happening?"

The same question arose in Zhang San’s mind.

Zhang San, looking at the sky now completely obscured by dark clouds, felt increasingly that something was very wrong.

At that moment, the Taoist Luo Liangfeng walked over from behind.

"Military Chief Zhang, we’ve seen this kind of weather in Maoshan before."

Zhang San hastily inquired, "What happened then?"

"Hmm... The Maoshan Sect almost got wiped out by ghosts and monsters that appeared out of nowhere."

Zhang San’s mouth twitched at Luo Liangfeng’s words. He was just about to say something when he noticed a county city not far ahead.

Although the lighting was quite dark at the time, Zhang San and the surrounding Martial Artists could still clearly make out the four large characters above the city: Fengdu County City.