Your Lord Has A Screw Loose?
Chapter 725 - 727: You Shouldn’t Eat This Thing

Chapter 725 -727: You Shouldn’t Eat This Thing

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“But we can’t just leave like this, it’s the brain of the Three Lords Emperor after all, we need to leave something behind.”

“Wait, why is only the head growing?” Qin Muye looked at the continuously expanding head and felt it was ridiculous, collecting data for further inference.

“We’ve got the stuff, we should make a run for it, otherwise reckoning will surely cause big trouble in the fall.” Knowing that they had brought enough disaster upon the Three Lords Emperor, staying here was definitely not an option.

“Just as I thought, the logical disarray has worsened.”

“Got a bit reckless there. Eating it just like that could cause problems, right?” Qin Muye had just finished speaking when he saw the entire mountain village begin to flicker between light and dark, and a large number of cracks appeared.

“Similar odd nature to the Gendaya Mother Goddess…” Qin Muye couldn’t help but complain.

“Maybe, we should run first?” Qin Muye saw the parasites complete their infestation and take immediate effect and figured this place was probably not safe to stay in anymore.

“Because the structures are different, they can’t grow out, this really is…” Qin Muye was somewhat amused and frustrated.

“I knew I shouldn’t have been so nosy, now look, the data is completely gathered, and the whole mountain village has turned into something eerie.” A twitch appeared at the corner of Qin Muye’s eye.

“This visit was somewhat presumptuous. Consider the Main Character Aura as my apology. I still have boiling water on in my kitchen, so I won’t stay for dinner.” After saying this, Qin Muye tossed the Main Character Aura aside and decisively made a break for it.

It was just an insignificant idea at first, considered as a backup of backups. In Qin Muye’s plan, it should have been handled directly by the Three Lords Emperor.

For instance, someone went to the frosted glass area to farm and then harvested a bunch of stones claiming it was deer meat, even demonstrating how to eat it raw in front of Qin Muye, looking perfectly normal.

Like eating with eyes, seeing with the nose, and so on.

After all, once this boundary is crossed, truth and illusion will swap, and everything in the mountain village is naturally unable to leave this area.

But if it’s really a plot against him, all Qin Muye could do was admit he had invested heavily. With what Qin Muye had done, not talking about other things, just the loss of origin was enough to waste thousands of years of the Three Lords Emperor’s effort.

Not only some areas were tied into dead knots, but some even had their characteristics completely changed.

The villagers themselves already had logical issues. Now the parasites inhabiting them are definitely messed up as well; those parasitic on their bodies might still grow normally, but those on their minds are doomed to a bad end.

Perhaps the villagers themselves are different from normal life forms, and coupled with the problem that arose, it led to the thought parasites being unable to discern a normal physiological structure, relying solely on the mind for extracting nutrients and growing.

Of course, it was not a model issue, but a logical one.

The next night, Qin Muye observed constantly emerging cracks, frosted glass areas, and other oddities in the mountain village, with even the Village Chief and the villagers showing anomalies.

While the plot was mainly to target him, with everyone becoming like this, how could they plot? It would instead be countered by Qin Muye.

More importantly, these newly emerged personalities lacked self-awareness and possessed only a layer of deeply chaotic and bizarre logic.

The process was rather quick, after all, there were so few people; waiting for ten or eight days was unlikely.

Soon enough, heads as large as pumpkins were rolling on the ground, and the villagers turned into a bunch of withered human-like Life Forms, but with the Three Lords Emperor’s blessing, they quickly recovered.

They re-inflated like balloons, looking utterly unscientific.

It’s just unclear what kind of freak they would mutate into in the mountain village.

It was like fishing at the village entrance, harvesting rice at the village end, Qin Muye just had to pick them up, and though it was night, some areas were already bright as day, creating a half-night, half-day situation.

There were many similar cases, and before truly obtaining self and wisdom, the situation of the Three Lords Emperor had very severe problems.

Indeed, it was the thought parasites from the Shining Universe that had not succeeded initially; these things still had some uses.

Indeed, the Three Lords Emperor was still thinking about how to resolve, and not that it had been resolved.

Thus, a large self-destructing thought parasite would be created.

At first glance, the grown head appeared normal, but upon closer inspection, one could see that the facial features were as if constructed from some bizarre organs, not a normal human face, and the voice was not that of a human but the friction of flesh and bones.

It was also possible that the Life Form Emperor had other contingencies since he was a 9th rank, which was why Qin Muye kept it only halfway done.

Qin Muye tossed the thought parasite into the air, and upon reaching a certain height, it instantly exploded, turning into a mist that spread like living creatures.

Qin Muye quickly concocted something that had been phased out.

Although Qin Muye had adjusted many parameters to ensure its smooth growth and had simply predicted the outcome, the final form was beyond his expectation. Fortunately, the level of peculiarity was within an acceptable limit.

Then, the villagers in the daytime area were sleeping, while those in the nighttime area went to the fields to work and collected stones.

If there was no harm to the host, it was not called parasitism but symbiosis, where both parties benefit. Parasitism, on the other hand, is harmful to the host and offers no benefit, falling into the negative category.

Life Form Emperor quickly noticed the presence of the thought parasite, though his reaction was somewhat delayed, as he seemed unable to identify what it was.

Thirty seconds later, the thought parasite sank into the ground, appearing to have merged with it, clearly indicating Life Form Emperor’s realization.

The existence of thought parasites relied on the mental cognition of life forms; initially, when forming a parasite, it manifested as a personality split. Although these villagers were already quite fragmented, they should still be able to continue splitting.

The thought parasite was drifting toward the villagers of the entire mountain village, thereby forming a parasitic relationship.

Although the holiday was slightly unreasonable, it didn’t matter; Qin Muye had gotten used to it.

Subsequently, after expanding to the limit, it undoubtedly exploded.

With the thought parasite successfully parasitizing, the next natural step was to absorb nutrients and grow.

He felt the swell under his feet, and the entire mountain village was changing.

He could also sense that the Life Form Emperor was continuously trying to pull the logic of the entire mountain village back to normal but was clearly not succeeding.

The thing he had created, if swallowed by the Life Form Emperor, would indeed be no problem, but if the small mountain village swallowed it.

In order to flee ahead of time, Qin Muye had been a bit outrageous in his communication today, which unexpectedly led directly to internal chaos in the entire mountain village.

Thus, even though it exploded, it just reverted to fortune, but reassembling back into a mountain village was likely impossible.

From this, Qin Muye felt relieved, now certain there was a fifty percent chance that the Life Form Emperor was not yet fully formed, and a fifty percent chance that this entity was an old silver coin, deliberately performing here.

Upon leaving the mountain village, he looked back and saw that what was once a village had transformed into a gigantic, monstrous human skull. The skull kept inflating and thus became distorted.

This was probably a problem associated with rule-based ascension. If it were a regular intelligent life form, even if unable to identify what it was, they would clean it immediately, but the Life Form Emperor didn’t, instead he mobilized some computing power to analyze and find a solution.

At this moment, he understood one thing, that it was time to leave, or he would have to explode along with it soon.

Many things were in a mess here, such as the time; the villagers should be at home sleeping at this point, and farming shouldn’t harvest stones, nor could it be treated as deer meat.

This was the result of countless years of effort by the Life Form Emperor. Destruction is easy, but creation is not so simple.

If he stayed, the Life Form Emperor would definitely not let him off.

This rigidity was completely inconsistent with His identity, instead giving an impression of having just been born.

The villagers’ bodies began to twist, and a brand new head started growing from their necks, each in different locations, some at the throat, others at the side, and so on.

It was only enveloped by creeping darkness, with the explosion engulfing everything within it and reverting to the purest form of fortune, rather than a real entity.

It was indeed too slow; thirty seconds might be short for a normal person, but for a 9th rank, it was time enough for Qin Muye to have butchered his opponent, picked a TV show, ordered a takeaway, taken a bath, and enjoyed a decade’s worth of overtime holidays.