Your Lord Has A Screw Loose?
Chapter 626 - 628: Wine, Lust, Wealth, and the Illusory Dharma Realm

Chapter 626 -628: Wine, Lust, Wealth, and the Illusory Dharma Realm

Sun Zhen looked at the ring on his hand, and he certainly knew what it was made of. The blood-red ring was not made of metal but seemed liquid, occasionally flowing with features like eyes and noses, which gave him a chill.

It was because the ring itself was folded to contain two faces, which looked quite terrifying.

As he pushed open the door, what he saw was not the originally tidy carriage, but an old one weathered by time.

“Apart from envy, there’s also pride, gluttony, sloth, wrath, greed… am I missing one?” He remembered Qin Muye mentioning a total of seven, but why did he only count six when he went through them?

But never mind that, better take care of it first.

“There’s one in every carriage. The one here is envy, and he said the next carriage was gluttony,” he said.

Having said that, he walked towards the next carriage. As he opened the door, he smelled the stench of blood mixed with various peculiar odors, and a bloated giant was incessantly devouring everything inside the carriage.

Here, the entire carriage had transformed; it was no longer made of various metals but consisted of food.

As for where the stench of blood came from, he wasn’t sure, but one thing was certain—they were no longer on the original train but enveloped by some domain.

Of course, this wasn’t something Sun Zhen came up with—it was mentioned by Qin Muye when manipulating the ring.

“To control blood and control frost, how do I fight this…”

His frost ability didn’t mean he could use Ice Cone Skill or blizzards, but it only affected the opponent’s body.

The current power, well, it might just slow the target down a bit?

As for controlling blood, that was even more far-fetched; he could only accelerate an enemy’s blood flow.

Nevertheless, he tried it out, buffing the enemy—uncertain if it was indeed a debuff or a buff.

The gluttonous eater’s body suddenly slowed down, covered in frost, and his movement became sluggish, yet his body swelled continuously.

It looked as if he was like a balloon being inflated.

This action naturally compressed the entire carriage’s space, and the food-made furnishings were gradually assimilated into his body.

He had switched to a different method of eating.

“Damn it, what a trap!!!” Sun Zhen kept backing off, then tried to retreat back through the carriage door, only to be dumbfounded by what he saw.

“Why has it turned into chocolate, and where did the carriages behind go?”

After kicking open the chocolate door, Sun Zhen didn’t see the original carriage but rather a thick wall of cookies.

Now the situation was forcing him to fight to the death with the gluttonous fat man. Only by killing the opponent could he survive; otherwise, he too would likely be devoured by the glutton.

Don’t ask how he knew because the look in the glutton’s eyes when he turned around to look at him was green.

It was a look of desperate hunger.

There was no point in thinking about coexisting peacefully; the other party’s desire to eat him was written all over his face, and he seemed truly desperate.

The huge body lunged at him. He quickly dodged with a roll and kept entangling with the glutton using the two powers from the ring, frantically figuring out how to deal with him.

A few days ago, he was just an unpaid overtime 996 programmer, incapable of heavy lifting. To have this level of mental fortitude now was impressive.

Battle experience? He wasn’t the protagonist, how could he effortlessly defeat monsters from the start?

Faced with such a situation, he had no choice but to grit his teeth and brace himself. As for Qin Muye, he couldn’t count on him. He had heard before that these monsters were derived entities, not the original ones. So, the opponent was dealing with their own real boss and couldn’t be expected to spare a hand to save him.

‘When did this world become so strange…’

If he had known the world would turn out to be this absurd, Sun Zhen thought he might as well have continued with 996. He would have accepted it even without the overtime pay, at least he wouldn’t have to fight monsters.

Now, everything had to be fought for desperately, first against human ghosts, and then against such monsters.

Sometimes it’s not bad to be a little ignorant, even if one might die without a clue, but it’s still better than enduring this kind of torture.

The fight went back and forth, mainly because the gluttonous fat man’s mind wasn’t too bright. Moreover, his continuous stacking of Frost Possession and blood acceleration made his opponent uncomfortable inside and out, with blood starting to seep through their skin gradually.

This led him to realize that as long as he kept kiting, it was only a matter of time before he would grind down the gluttonous fat man.

…

“You seem to enjoy yourself quite a bit. I’m a bit curious, why do you deliberately target Sun Zhen?” Qin Muye held a cup of expensive-looking wine in his hand and looked at the well-dressed elderly man across the dinner table, who was not human, but an Alpha Level Abnormality.

“And you? Why did you intentionally seek him out?” The elder’s tone was flat, then he took a sip of wine and said, “A thirty-year-old clear brew, you should try it.”

“Oh, it’s just a little accident,” Qin Muye nonchalantly put the wine down, “Of wine, women, wealth, and power, I only touch wealth.”

He didn’t drink alcohol, nor did he want to.

“Wealth? Is this enough for you?” As soon as the other party finished speaking, the room was filled with gold, silver, and jewels.

But Qin Muye just chuckled, “Crass, way too crass. You don’t understand the definition of wealth at all.”

This caused the elder’s expression to change, and then various beautiful women appeared.

“Red dust skeletons, a bunch of moving flesh and blood represents desire?” Qin Muye grew more disdainful.

The elder had been mingling in the Mortal World, but his pursuits of wine, women, wealth, and power were clichéd.

“As an Abnormality, I’m very disappointed in you. No wonder the All World Protector Organization’s evaluation of you is only at Alpha Level, not Omega Level.”

In the All World Protector Organization, this elder was an Alpha Level Abnormality – Old Man Huang Liang. His name was clichéd, but his abilities were not to be underestimated. His power rooted in wine, women, wealth, and the Seven Deadly Sins had evolved into seven derivatives, but alas, his development of his own abilities was quite poor.

He was one of the few human-like Abnormalities who had managed to maintain his own self. He had been contained long ago due to losing control and, unexpectedly, had set his sights on Sun Zhen.

“Mortals brew wine in the bustling world, beautiful landscapes are desire, all beings and things are wealth – true greatness lies in connecting it all.”

Qin Muye stood up and pointed his finger down from a high place, dismissing the other’s beliefs. The words sounded grand, but upon closer inspection, they were completely nonsensical. Could an ordinary person really achieve such a feat?

If Old Man Huang Liang truly believed Qin Muye’s nonsense, he would indeed be led astray.

“You also want the power of the Primordial Dragon?” Old Man Huang Liang wasn’t fooled one bit. What Qin Muye had described was beautiful; if his powers of wine, women, and wealth really had such capabilities, they’d indeed be extremely strong, but one couldn’t simply talk their way to success. Did he really think Old Man Huang Liang had never considered something similar?

“Yeah, why don’t you back off?” Qin Muye didn’t know what the Primordial Dragon was, but that didn’t stop him from bluffing.

“Heh, I’ve been plotting for decades, and you think I’ll back off just because you say so?” Old Man Huang Liang snorted coldly.

“You don’t have to back off; just become my underling. I’ll leave you some scraps of the Primordial Dragon’s power.” Qin Muye was shameless in his proposal, akin to demanding one’s treasures in exchange for sparing their lives.

So who could tolerate that? The immediate urge to fight arose, but Old Man Huang Liang suddenly discovered that the entire room was surrounded by countless black crystals, tightly sealed, and the Dharma Realm he had summoned was now torn open.

More importantly, he realized that these black crystals were all alive, and were slowly consuming the entire Dharma Realm.

Furthermore, his Seven Deadly Sins had completely lost contact; this portion of his power was utterly unusable.

“Those who come are surely ill-intentioned. Did you really think I’m easy to bully?” Old Man Huang Liang’s face darkened as he prepared to take action.

“Actually… it’s you who are the newcomer,” Qin Muye kindly reminded, “Sun Zhen has always been in my hands, so you can’t turn the tables on me. We have to observe the order of arrival, after all.”

An opportunity for a well-justified battle excited Qin Muye. His previous undertakings were nameless, and even if he caused chaos in the world, no one knew of his misdeeds. However, things were different now – he had a legitimate reason.

“I’ve been aware of him since his parents’ generation. You can’t outdo me in terms of precedence,” Old Man Huang Liang’s eyes flashed coldly, then he decisively made his move.

“…” Qin Muye decided to beat the other down to death, not because he was the later arrival, but because the elder actually dared to have a cold glint in his eyes!