When the Doctor Uses A Hack
Chapter 1238 - 1241: Turning the Tables!

To tell the truth...

Fan Zhouquan is not afraid of rich people.

Those with power, Fan Zhouquan might not always indulge them either.

Xiehe's big chief, are you joking?

What's more, we're talking about someone at the pinnacle of the lung transplant field—a key national discipline no less.

People like that are real industry titans.

But...

As for these nationally focused poverty-stricken households, he really has no way to deal with them.

Forget it!

Just endure it!

Fan Zhouquan looked at Chen Cang and said, "Professor Chen is impressive, next patient."

Can't provoke them, can't hide from them, huh?

Fan Zhouquan quickly called for the next one.

At that moment, Fan Zhouquan gave a subtle signal to "Simulated Patient No. 4."

The other party smiled in understanding.

Chen Cang then continued the examination.

"Yi, a rare parathyroid adenoma!"

Chen Cang was actually very serious in his teaching because the students' levels varied greatly, although most who participate in the hospital training are master and doctoral students.

But there is a big difference between first-year, second-year, and third-year masters, and PhD candidates, Scholar One, Scholar Two, and Scholar Three.

So, Chen Cang lectured while demonstrating.

In fact, teaching clinical examination by palpation is really difficult.

Finding the right feel is the hardest thing to explain, it's indistinct and nearly impossible to teach with words—you're better off experiencing it firsthand.

Chen Cang taught them and her hands-on.

But...

For reasons unknown, she kept intentionally or unintentionally touching his hand.

This indeed made Chen Cang uncomfortable!

You should know that I'm wearing sensory gloves, my hands are very sensitive! Don't just touch them randomly!

Chen Cang was helpless!

He found that the sensory gloves were insufficient in one respect: when someone else touched him, the tactile feedback was extremely prominent.

And... you "She's," when you touch me, I can feel there's something off!

"This student, your palms seem sweaty, and there are some small blisters, that's dyshidrosis, you need to be careful!"

"This student, your palm's temperature is a bit high, according to traditional Chinese medicine it's due to yin deficiency with internal heat, you might want to consider seeing a specialist in Chinese medicine!"

"This student, touching is fine, but... this pinching is too much!"

Chen Cang helplessly said with annoyance, you bunch of "She's," can you not be like this!

"Hahaha!"

Seeing Chen Cang's embarrassed and anxious appearance, they were extremely smug!

They resembled a street bully who had just teased a bashful young lady to the utmost, full of sleazy swagger.

Chen Cang sighed helplessly!

Grinding his teeth, he said, "This male student, you... you're going too far!"

Chen Cang couldn't endure it anymore!

The surrounding crowd couldn't hold back and burst into laughter.

Even the patients and medical staff were laughing so hard that their faces were red and their necks bulged.

Chen Cang was helpless.

"Go get me a new pair of gloves! Thank you!" Chen Cang said to the nurse.

The nurse hurriedly nodded and took advantage of the moment when receiving the gloves from Chen Cang to cop a feel!

Thrillingly satisfying!

This provoked a commotion among the other nurses.

Chen Cang was resigned.

Everyone in this department... are you all beasts?

At this moment, the triumphant female PhD students were chatting in the Xiehe student group.

"Haha! I just touched Professor Chen's hand! It's true! So warm!"

"Jealous of the senior, share your experience quickly!"

"I touched it too!"

"+1!"

"Summary of experience, first: be bold and meticulous! Second: rush in when it's a man..."

Qin Yue, seeing the messages, exploded!

My goodness.

You female PhDs, touching my husband, it's unbearable!

Xu Rui also saw Qin Yue's messages and, noticing how frantic she was, suddenly said:

"What's the rush?"

Qin Yue glared with wide eyes: "Sister, they're taking advantage of my husband!"

Xu Rui said matter-of-factly, "Chen Cang isn't at a disadvantage!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yue paused, seemingly finding it logical yet also illogical.

But...

Forget it!

Accounting for it tonight!

However, Qin Yue opened up the local vegetable delivery app.

"Hello, I'd like to order four durians! The kind with big, sharp spikes, actually make it six, four isn't enough!"

After placing the order, Qin Yue felt relieved.

"I'm super into durians too!" Xu Rui said with a smile.

Qin Yue squinted with a smile, "I love them as well, but... Sister, let me tell you, durians you've knelt for taste even better!"

With that thought, Qin Yue had already decided to make Chen Cang sleep in the kitchen tonight.

Before bed, she planned to microwave a durian, bake a durian, steam a durian, stew a durian in a pressure cooker...

And then lock Chen Cang in there!

Thinking up to this point, she couldn't help but cackle mischievously.

After Chen Cang reeked of durian, let's see who would want him then.

Little did she know, it seemed that there were quite a few girls who liked the scent of durian; in their eyes, Chen Cang was like a walking durian pastry.

In a romance novel, it would go: "He was a tall, handsome durian boy, exuding a subtle fragrance of durian... intoxicating and irresistible..."

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Finally, with great difficulty, Chen Cang attended to the last patient of the day.

This was a middle-aged man in his forties.

After a bit of small talk, Chen Cang learned that the patient had occasional palpitations and shortness of breath.

After hearing this, Chen Cang directly placed his hand over the man's precordial area.

But then!

A moment later, Chen Cang's brows furrowed slightly.

Seeing this scene, Fan Zhouquan couldn't help feeling smug inside - this was the spy he had sent out!

It seemed Chen Cang was indeed being excessively cautious.

Chen Cang then proceeded to place his hand on the man's wrist, feeling the pulse points just like a Traditional Chinese Medicine doctor would.

Actually, whether it's Eastern or Western medicine, both hold a great respect for the pulse.

Pulse palpation is one of the most common physical diagnostic methods used by clinical physicians to detect arrhythmias.

After palpating for a while, Chen Cang breathed a sigh of relief.

Hmm, normal!

But why did he feel an abrupt increase in the strength of the pulse at the apex beat area just now?

The before and after pulses didn't seem consistent!

Chen Cang clearly felt that sometimes the pulses were strong, giving his fingertips a distinct sensation of beating.

What was going on?

But...

The pulse was normal!

At this point, Chen Cang let go of the pulse.

Generally speaking, taking a pulse should not exceed 1 minute, because after a long time, it becomes inaccurate.

As Chen Cang turned around, he suddenly saw that people around him seemed... to have a smile on their faces.

Chen Cang was taken aback for a moment!

Smiling?

He looked at the patient scrupulously, and sensed the patient was somewhat restless internally.

Suddenly, Chen Cang remembered this face looked familiar.

It seemed very similar to a certain person...

Suddenly, Chen Cang recalled the photos he had seen on the staff wall in the hall!

Instantly, a cold sneer crossed his mind!

Very well!

These people are too shameless.

Sending a spy, huh?

With that thought, Chen Cang closed his eyes and began to palpate carefully again.

The more he palpated, the deeper Chen Cang's frown became!

Then, Chen Cang spoke to the doctors behind him, "Give me a stethoscope!"

Everyone was taken aback for a moment!

This must be the first time Chen Cang has requested a stethoscope, right?

The surrounding doctors and students, who knew he was a senior doctor, looked at Chen Cang with a mix of urgency and eagerness to laugh.

It seems he really can't diagnose the problem!

But just at that moment, Chen Cang suddenly let out a deep sigh!

Then he frowned tightly and shook his head.

He then pressed on the man's chest, "Does it hurt?"

The man suddenly felt intense pain.

"Hiss!"

"It hurts! It really hurts! Professor Chen, what's wrong with me?"

Chen Cang took a deep breath and couldn't help shaking his head!

Seeing this, everyone was bewildered!

Holy crap?

What's going on here?

Even the patient who was feigning illness on the bed was scared into a cold sweat at this moment!

What the hell is happening, Professor Chen please don't sigh!

Holy crap...

Why are you shaking your head?

I'm really faking illness here!

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ps: A huge thanks to the Alliance Hierarch "Pretending to Be Oneself" from QQ reading for the 10,000 reward, you're awesome, thank you!