Useless: Male Superhero in a Reverse World
Chapter 17

Dan walked into the main kitchen at Blazer HQ and started making a couple of sandwiches for lunch.  Today he didn’t have to do too much work because he didn’t have a patrol scheduled.  The kitchen was well stocked with produce and healthy choices.  Sally made sure that there was no junk food around.  

He saw Cygnus’s purse on the counter, which was tipped over.  “You’re always making a mess Sandra.”  He walked over and started to collect up the makeup and other items and put them into the purse.  What struck him was the prescription bottle amongst the other items.  He wanted to just dump it in the bag, but he was wondering what a superhero would need with any medication.  Supes were never sick.  The prescription was for cyclosporine.  He tossed it in the bag and went back to making his turkey on rye.

A couple of moments later Cygnus flew into the room and grabbed the purse.  For a moment she looked at Dan with a hint of suspicion. She then replaced it with a cheery smile.

“How’s life treating you Danny?  Are you ready for patrolling with me?  It’s coming up soon.”  

Dan smiled.  “Yeah, I’m looking forward to it.  What did you have in mind?”

“Oh, I was thinking of doing some ocean patrols.  There’s been some illegal fishing off the coast that has been hurting local businesses. Foreign ships come and overfish and ruin the ecosystem.”

“Oh that’s interesting.”  He gave a thumbs up. “If you send me some notes I’ll be prepared out of the gate.”

Cygnus clapped her hands. “I’m so glad!  I’ll drop you an email.”  She slung her bag over her shoulder. “Hey Dan, did you happen to look through my bag?”

“No, it was just tipped over so I put the makeup that spilled out back in it.”

“Right.”  She winced. “I’m such a klutz.  By the way, I wanted to know if you were doing anything for dinner tonight.  I could grab some Kelly Rogers Roasters.”

He cut his sandwiches in half and went to the fridge for a couple of spring waters. “I’ll have to take a rain check, Cygnus.  I was going to play nurse to Obsidian and Deleria,  they’ve been resting up and I figured they’d be bored by now.  How about tomorrow?  I can make your favorite, Chicken Piccata.”

She blinked. “I’ve never had it.”

Dan blanched. “Right, sorry.  That was… anyway what’s your favorite?”

“No!  I want to try it.”  She approached him and  leaned against the counter. “Maybe it is my favorite and I never knew it.  Look, I gotta run.  When did you think about having dinner tomorrow?”

“Six thirty?”  Dan shrugged.

“Great!”  She stole a kiss from him and strutted out of the room, showing off her assets. “I can’t wait.”

…

Sister in Law's stomach was starting to growl as she controlled a pair of remote manipulators trying to get test wires soldered to a scorched chunk of a mecha.   Her hands were getting jittery and she decided to take a break.  Walking to her desk, she pulled out a granola bar from the top drawer.  She was about to open when she heard a knock at the door.

“Come on in.”

Dan poked his head through the door. “I figured you’d be getting hungry by now.  Fancy a sandwich?”

“I’d kill for one.”  She got up and took off her lab coat which revealed her toned dark brown arms.  While she was washing her hands, Dan’s eyes roamed over her body.  He never dated a black woman and his mind wandered.

She flicked the water from her hands into the sink and reached for a towel. “If you’re thinking what I think you’re thinking.  And you are.  I’m single and hetero.  I’ve never gotten anywhere with men because I intimidate them.”  She walked over and took a sandwich from his plate and took a bite and looked at him with her almond shaped brown eyes. “Do I intimidate you Dan?”

He gave an embarrassed smile.  “I don’t think so.  I’d like to be your friend.” 

She smiled back, then covered her mouth and spoke.   “If you help me with getting data out of that hunk of junk, I’ll be your best friend forever.  Every one of the attackers had a cyanide capsule in their tooth, so we couldn’t interrogate them. I’ll need your help to crack the security system.   But first, I’m going to eat your sandwich.”

…

After a few hours of hacking the mecha’s computer systems they had made some real progress.  

Sis gave a thumbs up. “You’re not such a bad hacker after all.  We’ve almost got this figured out.”

Dan nodded in thanks.  “I’m nothing compared to you Sis.  You know so much about everything.  I feel like I’m along for the ride.”  

While they were talking, the decryption algorithm they were running finally hit the jackpot and a trace log spewed characters across the terminal they were working on.

Sis pointed.  “Nailed it.”  After examining the log she shook her head.

“What is it?”

“Hera.”

“The goddess?”  Dan questioned.

“No, the international crime syndicate. Looks like the group had hired these girls to break into the Institute of Technology to steal what data they could find on something called ‘Project Equality.’”

“Project Equality?”  He shrugged. “Never heard of it.”

She started saving the data off the computer. “Word on the street that it was some program set up by the Department of Gender to bring the population of males in line with females.”

“Was it bioresearch? Fertility treatments?”

“When I started poking around a while back, H & R stonewalled me, told me I couldn’t look into it further.  Looks like Hera is interested in it as well and wasn’t going to take no for an answer.”

“So is Hera just in it for the money?”  

“No, something more sinister.  They deny the personhood of men and seek to deny their rights.  There’s rumors that they are working on a means of complete mind control.”

Dan muttered, “That’s pretty disgusting.”

Sis nodded. “And that’s why we’re going to stop them.  I’m going to ask Sally to see if you can get an interview with the Secretary of Gender, Ms. Snow.”  She pointed at Dan.  “If anyone can get information out of her, it would be the first male supe.  I’ve tried to get information using my ways.  Perhaps the next step would be to go through the front door.”

…

Dan sat in bed, propped up against the headboard, with Obsidian and Deleria under each arm watching the 80s classic vampire movie ‘The Lost Girls’.  Dee said it was her favorite film so he had brought it from the library for them to watch.  Donadd’s medi-drone had done wonders for the burns that Deleria had suffered and after only a couple of days they were almost back to full health.  The pair had taken up the guest bedroom on a floor below the main dorm rooms of Blazer HQ.

“It must be hell trying to find virgin male blood in this world.”  Dan pointed at the screen with his finger. “Those blood sucking chicks would have had a much easier time in my universe.”

“Was your world paradise Dan?”  Obsidian reoriented herself and put her hand on his stomach, trying to do it casually, but failing.

“No, far from it.  No matter what the situation is, humanity will find a way to make things worse.”  He looked at Obsidian’s hand.  He was also surprised that they wanted him to sit between the two of them.  Obi was definitely much friendlier since he returned from space.

“Right, but could a girl have a reasonable shot at getting a guy?”  Her hand wasn’t light on his stomach, but had the weight that indicated that it really wanted to be there.

“If a girl put in the effort to take care of herself, and was even remotely outgoing, they would eventually find someone.”  He looked at her gothic tomboyish face. “A large percentage of men would find you irresistible if you flirted with them.”

“Stop it Dan.”  She blushed and squirmed,  rubbing parts of herself against him, causing him to stir.

Dan turned to Deleria.  “Dee, you’re dating Obi.  Tell her how good she looks.”

Deleria sighed.  “Dan, Obi and I are friends with benefits.  We’re really good friends who take care of each other’s needs when urges become too distracting.  We’ve talked about this after I kidnapped you.  Obi agrees.  If we had a chance with a man, our relationship would likely become purely platonic.”

Obi scoffed. “Like that would ever happen. Her hand started to make small circles on his belly.  When I was young I had a crush on one of the two boys in my math class.  I managed to get enough courage to give him a confession letter.”  She heaved a great sigh. “He threw it in the trash in front of everyone.  He didn’t even open it.”

“What a dick!”

Obi nodded and pressed her cheek into Dan’s chest. “Now years later, the first man to ever show me and Dee kindness, is a boy supe.  Even after all the things we’ve done to you, you still offered us a chance at a job.”

Dee giggled and kissed his neck, “And then you had to go and get abducted by aliens.  Talk about rotten luck.”

Obi continued.  “You don’t know how much I wanted to work for you Dan.  To be your… servant.”

“I’m sure Sister in Law could put you to good use in her investigations.”  I’ll have a chat with her.

Deleria slid out of bed, she was wearing a simple nighty during her recuperation. She walked slowly to her purse and fished out a few items. “When we heard you came back, we went a little crazy.  We promised we’d get back to you somehow and either keep the relationship going or at least find closure.  We thought that these would best represent what we were looking for.”

She came back and showed Dan what they had bought.  There was a silver ring with two black stones set in it, and two silver chokers that each had a single black stone. One of the stones was black and the other was black but iridescent.  “This stone is obsidian for Obi, and this one is black opal for me.  This ring has both stones set in it. This is going to sound crazy Dan, but would you put them on us and then wear the ring?”

Dan looked at Deleria and then to Obsidia.  Obi’s eyes were pleading, and Dan recalled how she just opened up about her rejection.  “This looks pretty serious, girls.  I’m a member of a super group now.  That may mean not a whole lot of time for you two.”

Obi clutched him.  “We don’t care, we want you to be our… you know.”

What the words implied stirred something deep inside Dan.  A sense of domination and urge to protect.  These girls had experienced a whole lot of pain trying to get out of the hole they were in.  Dan was their life line, a rope cast down to help them get out of the darkness and be good.

“So what does this mean when I put these on you?”

“Everything.” Deleria blurted. “No limits, we’re yours utterly and completely.”

He looked to Obi, who simply nodded in agreement.  This wasn’t something born out of a few days, but almost a year of deprivation and longing.

He took the ring and slipped it on his pinky and looked at it.  It was elegant and tasteful for a man to wear.  Deleria’s hands trembled as he took the chokers from her.  He clipped one around Dee’s neck and she visibility relaxed, like a weight was lifted off her when she had been claimed.

Obi was propped up on the bed, breathing shallow breaths as he approached with the stiff necklace.  He kissed her gently on the mouth and she eagerly accepted it.  While they kissed he clicked the choker around her neck.  She moaned when she heard the sound.  When he pulled away, the look on her face was of complete gratitude. “Thank you.”

Dan flopped down on the bed again and pulled them close to squeeze them.  He didn’t know what the three of them now had, but he was in it for sure.  He wondered how eager they would be to serve him.

“Obi.”

“Yes Dan?”

Dan spoke with a low voice.  “Have you ever touched a man’s penis before?  A real one?”  

“There..there were a couple of gigolos at some parties we went to,  Dee and I.  I never had the guts to get close though.”  She licked her lips.  “Why?”

“Unzip my pants and take it out.”  He smirked. “You should get a look at what you signed up for.”

Deleria smiled with glee as she saw her best friend gulp in fear.  The goth tomboy reached out cautiously to Dan’s trousers.  She used two hands and unbuttoned and unzipped him.  She breathed ragged breaths as her hand slipped behind his boxers.  Her hand found a girthy hardening warmth and pulled it out.  Obi’s eyes went wide at seeing his manhood.

“It’s big.”  She treated it gently, like it was precious to her.  She didn’t ask, but reflexively gave the throbbing pecker the light strokes that would stoke it to full attention.

Dan teased her.  “It likes you Obi.  It wants to be your friend.  Do you like my little guy?”  

She nodded vigorously.

“It wants to know what you plan on doing with it on your first encounter.”  He sighed. “What are you going to do?”

“I … I want it inside of me so bad!  You don’t know how long I’ve waited for this moment.”  She pulled down his pants as fast as she could and got out of her sports bra and panties.  Her body had the same pale complexion as Deleria’s, but she was more toned than Dee, who had a bit of meat on her bones.  She got up and swung her leg over him and prepared to mount him.

Dan looked at Deleria.  “Dee, did you want to ride my face?”

“No, it's only fair that Obi gets you all to herself for her first time. That's the way it was for me.”  She smiled in that way that showed that she wanted it to not be true.

“Ready?”  He looked at Obi, who was staring at his penis.

“I think so.  How do I start?”

He reached in between her legs and tested her.  “You’re about as wet as they come,  if you just guide it in, we should be fine.”

She took his manhood in her hand and rubbed her slit with his head.  When it was slightly moist she adjusted herself and slid down his cock until she felt something.

Dan nodded reassuringly.  “That’s your hymen Obi, it’s gotta break before we have sex.  Sit down with more pressure until it pops.  Then you should be able to take me all in.”

“Mmmh.  It’s poking me.”  She sat on him.

“Here let me help.”  He grabbed her rump and pulled down progressively with more force.

“Ahhh!” She yelped as he felt her hymen break. She slid all the way down with her buttocks resting on his thighs.  She inhaled in hitched breaths.

“That was a tough one.  You just take your time and start rocking when you feel ready.”  His hands moved over her body to soothe her.  She looked scared, but after a few moments she started to rock a little.”

“I feel full down there Dan.  I can feel you inside of me.”

“Do you like it?  Having your master inside of you?”

The word master seemed to make her move faster instinctively. “I do.  I can feel it all the way up here.”  She pointed to a point below her navel.  “I’m so happy I lost it to you Dan.  I want to kiss you.”

He pulled her down, making her yelp.  He put his mouth on hers and grabbed a handful of her short hair.  Her smaller breasts mashed into his pecs and he rocked his cock in sync with her motions.

Deleria was mesmerized by her girlfriend's deflowering.  Obi had always taken control, and they never used dildos when they played, always eating each other or using magic wands.  Dee’s fingers found her vulva and breast and she played with herself while Obsidian enjoyed her first real cock.

“Do you want to ride me till you finish?”  Dan whispered in her ear.

“Yes Dan, it feels really fucking good right now.”  Her fanny bounced like a basketball, sliding up and down his fleshy love pole.

Dand and Obi had their first makeout session while they fucked.  She definitely wasn’t inexperienced in that department, and they sucked on each other's faces.  Dan got into the kissing, and lost himself in the moment.  His hand grasped her ass and helped her go faster.  He pulled her head back and sucked greedily on her neck, making her moan.

“Ughhh, mhaaa. Ha ha ha.” Obsidian’s hands grasped the bed sheets and twisted as Dan’s penis found all the sensitive spots in her canal.

The couple kept up the pace and Dan focused on delaying his orgasm so she could have hers first, which was easier to do since he was on his back.  He looked into her black colored eyes and smiled. “Obi, you feel so good on me.  Your pussy is gripping my cock.  I want to come inside of you and fill you up.”

This sent Obsidian into overdrive, since she desperately wanted his jism filling her insides.

“Dan,  I feel something coming.”  She nuzzled him as if she wanted protection from whatever was coming.

He pushed her up so he could tease her nipples in those last few moments.  Her perky smaller breasts were tipped with hard red nipples that resisted his gentle pinches.

“Fuck my pussy Danny. Aaah.”  Her back arched and Dan could feel the familiar clamping down on his dick that meant Obi had gone over.  Her body convulsed with erratic movements, like she was getting shocked with electricity.  Dan was surprised as this was his first real experience with a thrasher.

Her jerky motions stimulated enough nerve endings in his cock to set the process of orgasm in motion.  He bucked up as much as he could to get a good orgasm.  Each upthrust caused her to yelp and whine.  He released a fountain of hot love custard inside of her.

“I can feel it.  I can feel your cum in me.”  She forced his hands off her breasts and went back down to make out with him again.  She undulated her torso on his body, relishing the exquisite sensations from her first hetero intercourse.  He embraced her and came to the realization that behind that tough exterior, there was a fragile and beautiful soul.

“You were amazing Obi.”  He pet her hair and pecked her cheek. “Don’t let anyone say you’re not beautiful and sexy.”

She moaned in satisfaction and rolled off him to his side.  Within a few moments Deleria wiped his crotch down with a hand towel and then started to suck the tip of his wang, knowing just what to do to get him hard again.

“It’s my turn now.”  She looked at him hungrily.

…

A couple of hours later, Dan managed to clean up and get to Sally Comet’s suite.  Sally had been standoffish ever since the Institute of Technology incident.  He would always manage to see the heel of her boot leaving through a doorway before he fully entered.  Sally’s senses were just as keen as Dan, if not moreso.  

Dan knocked, but no response came.  He had a hunch she was inside.  His hand hovered over the doorknob for a moment before his hand dropped to his side.

“Sally.  I’m really sorry I put you in a tough position.  I apologize for doing that.  I’m going to work hard to regain your trust.  Obi and Dee promised me they would be on their best behavior from now on.  I talked to Sister In Law to see if she ever needed their help.  I don’t want to hound you.  If you want to talk, you know where to find me.”  He left something at the foot of her door. “I’m leaving now.”  He put his hand on the door one last time before walking away.

After he was down the hall and far away, Sally opened the door to see what he had left.  It was a bouquet of red roses with a note attached.

She picked it up and read the card. “Oh Dan, you bastard.”

The card read.

To the world’s best superhero, Sally Comet.

From her number one fan.

- Dan Gadsen.