Urban Divine Doctor Descends the Mountain
Chapter 408: Cleaning Up the Young and the Old Together

Chapter 408: Chapter 408: Cleaning Up the Young and the Old Together

"What do you need a clean barrel for?"

Zhou Wenqing asked.

"To drink liquor," Lin Dong responded indifferently.

Zhou Wenqing was startled for a moment, then fetched a barrel from the house.

"This barrel is clean, we usually use it to store drinking water when the supply is cut off."

After taking it, Lin Dong placed the barrel on the table.

He then opened the bottle of liquor and poured it in.

"You... what are you doing? Wasting someone’s liquor? This Wuliangye Liquor is over two thousand a bottle!" Chu Lan yelled out.

Lin Dong ignored her and continued pouring.

He poured in a total of five bottles, then declared, "I’ll drink all five at once!"

Having said that, he picked up the barrel filled with five bottles of liquor and started to gulp it down.

Seeing this, everyone was utterly stunned.

Zhou Shichang said, "Kid, are you trying to kill yourself? Drinking like this can actually kill you!"

Zhou Wenqing also exclaimed, "He’s simply crazy!"

Zhou Wenqing knew he couldn’t do it himself.

Only a madman could accomplish such a feat.

However...

Just when they thought it was impossible, Lin Dong had already finished drinking.

At the moment, not a drop was left in the barrel!

Looking at Lin Dong, his face still hadn’t turned red.

His steps were steady, and he could even talk normally.

He turned the barrel upside down and declared, "Done, I’ve finished drinking. A straight five bottles. Uncle Zhou, it’s your turn now. In a drinking competition, you have to drink the same way I did!"

Woosh!!!

Everyone was dumbstruck.

"Is... is he even human?"

"He must be the God of Wine, right?"

"The first man in history to drink liquor from a barrel like this? Even the Liquor Immortal Li Bai wouldn’t dare drink like this, right?"

"..."

At this moment, the pressure was on Zhou Wenqing.

Lin Dong spoke up again, "Uncle Zhou, are you going to drink? If not, you can also admit defeat!"

"Of course, you’d have to say in front of everyone that you’re trash."

Zhou Wenqing’s already slightly flushed face turned iron blue.

As a respected elder, how could he declare himself as trash in front of so many younger relatives? If he did that, how would he ever face everyone again?

His children might even look down on him because of this in the future.

Would he have any prestige left in this family?

Even if he couldn’t drink, he had to do it.

There was no backing down; he had to commit to his choice.

"Okay, I’ll drink!"

He was all in.

Just like Lin Dong, he opened five bottles of liquor and poured them all into the barrel.

Five bottles of liquor, one catty each—that’s a total of five catties.

It’s nearly half a barrel of liquor!

At this moment, the hands holding the barrel were trembling.

Zhou Shichang suggested, "Wenqing, maybe you should just forget it? Don’t show off like this!"

His daughter Zhou Na also said, "Dad, forget it. Drinking this could cause an accident!"

Zhou Wenqing’s wife Wang Ling, having finished washing up and changed into a fresh set of clothes, reappeared.

Seeing that her husband Zhou Wenqing was about to drink like that, she immediately screamed, "Wenqing, have you gone mad? Drinking like this will kill you!"

Lin Dong, on the side, shrugged and said, "If you’re scared, don’t drink it then. Uncle Zhou, it’s just about admitting you’re a piece of trash, what’s the big deal."

"There are so many pieces of trash here; one more won’t make a difference."

Provoked by Lin Dong’s words, how could Zhou Wenqing bear it?

He gritted his teeth and said, "I’ll drink!"

After speaking, he started guzzling from the barrel with large gulps.

"Gulp gulp gulp~~~"

His alcohol tolerance was indeed remarkable, far superior to his son’s.

This way, after drinking about one-quarter, he truly couldn’t drink anymore.

But still, he persisted.

"Gulp gulp gulp~~"

He continued drinking.

Watching this scene, Chu Lan excitedly said, "Uncle Zhou’s tolerance is impressive!"

"Lin Dong, see it yet? It’s not just you..."

"Blargh~~~" Before she could finish her sentence, Zhou Wenqing couldn’t keep it down any longer, and he vomited.

The barrel in his hand fell to the ground, and a big mouthful spewed out.

Of course, this time, the direction of his vomit was not towards Wang Ling but towards Chu Lan.

Chu Lan was mocking Lin Dong and didn’t have time to dodge, so she got sprayed all over.

This mouthful, ’full of substance’, covered not only her face but her entire upper and lower body.

"Ah..." She let out a scream, realizing that there was even blood in it.

"It’s so stinky! Disgusting!" Chu Lan jumped around with a look of disgust on her face.

At this moment, the Zhou family was in total chaos.

Because Zhou Wenqing’s condition was far more serious than his son Zhou Ming’s.

His son had just vomited from drinking too much and getting drunk.

But Zhou Wenqing was actually vomiting blood.

"This is bad, it might have damaged the stomach, possibly a perforated ulcer," Zhou Shichang said anxiously.

Zhou Wenqing was lying on the ground at death’s door, weakly said:

"Quick, quick... take me... to the hospital!"

At that moment, the Zhou family were dialing 120, getting the car ready, in complete disarray.

Of course, some people were furiously glaring at Lin Dong, cursing him.

"You bastard, see what you’ve done! If anything happens to my dad, I’ll make sure my fiancé won’t let you off the hook!" Zhou Na yelled at Lin Dong.

"Such an abhorrent person, actually doing this kind of thing."

"So broken, pushing Uncle Zhou to the point of bleeding from the stomach!"

"Does he have a stomach made of iron? Uncle Zhou is like this, and he doesn’t have a single problem!"

"..."

Facing everyone’s verbal abuse, Lin Dong shrugged and said:

"Seems like you’re still not convinced? How about you all come at me? I have other drinking techniques too."

Everyone: "..."

Damn, who would dare to drink with him now?

Everyone wisely shut their mouths.