Urban All-Round Master
Chapter 679 - 672: Sister, Are You a Comedian?

Chapter 679: Chapter 672: Sister, Are You a Comedian?

Chapter 672: Sister, Are You Teasing Me?

Damn it, if you stomp any harder, I might really end up crippled...

Under the bathtub, luckily Lin Zifeng’s breath-holding skills were formidable. He could manage for three to five minutes, especially with his background as a former king of mercenaries and the tough training from the old man, it really wasn’t for nothing.

But what was really killing him was, dammit, stepping on him was bad enough, but why the hell did she have to stomp with such force!

"Xiao Shi!"

Zhao Xuemo, who had reacted, quickly rushed over and pulled Zhao Xiaoshi away.

"Sister, what’s wrong?"

Zhao Xiaoshi looked at her innocently with her beautiful eyes wide.

"No, nothing." Zhao Xuemo’s face was very strange as she stole a glance at someone who was causing bubbles in the bathtub.

Thank goodness she reacted in time. Otherwise, if she had allowed the little girl to continue stepping like that, someone’s "thing" might really have ended up crippled.

"Sis, what’s wrong with you? You look pale. Are you okay?" Zhao Xiaoshi scratched her head, somewhat confused.

"Oh! It’s nothing, Xiao Shi. Didn’t you say you wanted to take a bath? Why don’t you go to the sauna room first? That way, all the dirt on your body can be expelled, and then your bath later would be even cleaner," Zhao Xuemo babbled, not even sure what she was saying at this point.

She kept pulling and dragging on her.

Fearing that her cousin would discover the hidden ’beauty’ in her golden house!

"Sister, what exactly is with you today? I just want to take a bath, but you’re pulling and dragging me all over the place. Why insist on a sauna now? I just want to bathe. Besides, didn’t we already go to the sauna last night?"

The girl pouted her lips in dissatisfaction.

With a tall and sexy body that towered a half head taller than Zhao Xuemo, she must have been about one meter seventy-eight!!!

Just the chest was a little small...

"This, this is because, Xiao Shi, I haven’t finished bathing yet, so you should go to the sauna first. After I’m done, you can go, wouldn’t that be better?"

Saying this, Zhao Xuemo began to move her delicate body towards the bathtub.

The bathtub, filled with rose petals and foam, did have an attractive presentation of the woman’s perfect X, but for the person hiding in the tub, it was rather uncomfortable.

After a while, his ears began to fill with water.

Luckily, their bathtub was very large, almost the size of a small double bed.

After entering the bathtub, Zhao Xuemo’s slender hands began to stir in the water, trying to locate the man. She couldn’t believe Lin Zifeng could stay underwater for several minutes.

A normal person can only last at most a minute and a half underwater.

Fortunately, Lin Zifeng was lying down, sinking in the half-meter-deep bathtub. Soon she found the man’s chest and, with the help of the foam, Lin Zifeng finally raised his head and enjoyed a breath of fresh air.

In order to prevent her cousin from discovering someone in the bathtub and having no other choice,

Zhao Xuemo still bit her red lips hard, pulled off the bath towel wrapped around her body, and deliberately draped it in front of her chest, all to give the man a gap to lift his head and breathe some fresh air.

Just like that, Lin Zifeng’s head, which had just emerged,

"Sis."

At that moment, the girl turned her head back, frightening Zhao Xuemo, who quickly pushed Lin Zifeng’s head up against her chest forcefully.

His face being continuously squished by two particularly soft things, Lin Zifeng was struggling to endure it.

Luckily, Zhao Xuemo only used a little force and eventually let go.

"I really feel like you are acting strange today?"

The girl approached the bathtub, her eyes glistening with moisture as she stared at Zhao Xuemo.

"No, there’s nothing wrong. Maybe it’s just a lot of work pressure lately," Zhao Xuemo explained.

"Really?" The girl seemed unconvinced but then smiled coyly and said, "Sister, I’ll bathe with you. I can scrub your back for you."

As he spoke, he didn’t wait for Zhao Xuemo to speak.

Lin Zifeng’s eyes suddenly lit up.

Damn!

Not small at all! It had already grown quite a bit, so why did she just say hers was small?

Especially after noticing the girl’s proud figure, Lin Zifeng was shocked.

What he had seen under the glass was a rather plump girl, so how had she suddenly turned into a tall, sexy beauty?

Could it be that at not even twenty-five, I’m starting to have presbyopia?

Her feet were smooth and fair, and her tall, enchanting silhouette was something to yearn for.

At this moment, no matter how Zhao Xuemo tried to stop her, it seemed to be too late.

Zhao Xiaoshi’s body had already sunk into the bathtub.

"Sis, let me scrub your back for you,"

Zhao Xiaoshi moved over with a beaming smile.

"No!"

Zhao Xuemo stretched out her right hand in fear, signaling the girl not to come closer.

"What’s wrong? Sis, you don’t like me scrubbing your back?"

"It’s not that, my body is very clean, I...I should scrub yours instead," Zhao Xuemo’s face drastically changed, fearing that Lin Zifeng would pop out at this moment.

That would truly be the end of her.

"Okay, okay. Sis, my back’s so itchy. Scrub it for me," Zhao Xiaoshi turned around, delighted.

At this moment, Zhao Xuemo patted the man’s shoulder under the water, signaling him to come up a bit.

But as Lin Zifeng shifted, his Demon Claw unintentionally touched Zhao Xiaoshi’s delicate back underwater.

"Hee hee, Sis, you’re making it so itchy."

The girl giggled.

Huh?! Itchy? Itchy?

Instantly, Zhao Xuemo’s face turned pale, fearing that the scoundrel was doing something to Xiao Shi underwater.

As a result, Zhao Xuemo’s already sinking face turned an even deeper shade of iron blue.

Scoundrel! Scoundrel!

A vile scoundrel worse than a beast!

However, Zhao Xiaoshi couldn’t help but chuckle deviously, for it was her own wicked Demon Claw that had gone to touch Zhao Xuemo’s X just now.

She was deliberately joking with Zhao Xuemo.

But Zhao Xuemo attributed all the blame onto someone else, making Lin Zifeng a ’victim’ of circumstance even while lying down.

It was all because Zhao Xuemo didn’t let him leave first. If he had left earlier, wouldn’t all of this have been avoided? But now? Even if he wanted to leave, it seemed rather difficult.

Moreover, Zhao Xuemo didn’t seem to understand his current dilemma, still assuming he was up to no good underneath. If Lin Zifeng knew that she thought of him in such a light, it would be truly below the level of a beast.

Though Lin Zifeng considered himself no saint, he definitely wasn’t that kind of person. He still had his own principles.

"Sister, what are you thinking about?"

At that moment, Zhao Xiaoshi looked at her sister with a giggle, her laughter beautiful. Girls of this age naturally have a gentle side, which was what Lin Zifeng admired most. Too bad he no longer had a chance.

If there was a chance, he would actually like to get to know Zhao Xiaoshi; she certainly wasn’t like Zhao Xuemo. Not of the same age concept. And certainly not of the same level.