Urban All-Round Master
Chapter 649 - 642: It Hurts So Much

Chapter 649: Chapter 642: It Hurts So Much

Chapter 642: Nangong Bing’s Aunt Flo Visits

"Crack~" Lin Zifeng opened the door, and as a result, Nangong Bing slammed the door fiercely with her hand, landing a slap on his face that almost made Lin Zifeng squat down in pain. That slap was not light at all.

Imagine Nangong Bing urgently smacking the door with her strength—how light could that force be? Moreover, it landed right on Lin Zifeng’s nose.

"Ah! I’m so sorry, I didn’t do it on purpose!" Nangong Bing was frightened and quickly covered her mouth with her hand. Although the slap had been delivered, it was her heart that ached.

"Damn it! Nangong Bing, this isn’t how you play a revenge game. If you have something to say, just tell me straight up. There’s no need for this kind of retaliation. It’s not like I’ve provoked you or anything. Hitting with such force really could kill someone!"

Lin Zifeng almost cried out in pain.

What was Nangong Bing playing at? She really nearly killed him with that game.

"I didn’t do it on purpose. I thought you were in your room..."

As she spoke, Nangong Bing glanced at his room and, seeing that it had none of the mess associated with a violent temper, she felt somewhat disappointed. Was she overthinking it? Was he just playing around by himself in his room?

"Damn it! If that wasn’t on purpose, what was it then? You made my nose bleed, look!" Lin Zifeng was so angry he could faint on the spot. This kind of play was too much. A slap on the nose, one of the most fragile parts of the human body, could easily shatter it.

Yet there she was, having delivered a slap and then casually claiming it wasn’t intentional. Was that supposed to mean it was intentional?

Lin Zifeng stood up, wiped the blood from his nose, his eyes shimmering with discontent.

"Are you okay? I really didn’t mean it. I thought you might get violent if you were alone in your room. I came to check on you with good intentions. Are you really okay?"

Nangong Bing tried to explain herself in many ways, but now, in Lin Zifeng’s ears, it all sounded so irritating. Who knew whether she did it on purpose or not?

Suddenly, Lin Zifeng got angry. He didn’t care about anything else anymore, he was hurt, so she ought to lose something too, to feel the pain as well.

"Hey hey hey! What are you doing?" Nangong Bing’s legs trembled with fear. She saw Lin Zifeng grab her hand and start pulling her into his room.

Finally, Nangong Bing realized what was going on. She had been worried that Lin Zifeng would mess up if he was alone in the room, but now she didn’t think Lin Zifeng was going to make any mistakes at all. Instead, she felt that Lin Zifeng was purposely luring her into his den to execute his wolfish plan!

"What are you doing? You got my nose bleeding. Of course, I have to recoup some interest. What did you think?" Lin Zifeng’s face bore a lascivious grin, wicked to the extreme. This caused Nangong Bing to shrink her neck and widened her eyes, even more unwilling to go inside.

"Come along, my consort."

"No! Let go of me now!" Nangong Bing was desperately pulling back, refusing to be dragged in by Lin Zifeng. But how could she overpower Lin Zifeng’s strength?

With one tug, Lin Zifeng managed to pull her into the room.

"Heh heh, look at you. Coming over to knock on my door all of a sudden. Could it be that you were missing your hubby?" Lin Zifeng laughed lewdly, a sight so infuriating yet comical.

"No, I didn’t!"

Nangong Bing stammered, her hands protectively in front of her, looking pitiable.

A quick glance around confirmed that the room had no signs of violent disarray apart from some simple furnishings. So it seemed. Lin Zifeng had deliberately drawn her into the room. Had he deliberately lured her here?

Hate it! Hate it!

Nangong Bing knew she had been tricked. With a fiercely patriotic fervor, she raised her head indignantly and said, "Are you trying to take advantage of me again?"

"Of course! Last time, you pushed me down. Isn’t it my turn to push you down this time?" Lin Zifeng’s smile was sinister, though feigned, but to Nangong Bing, it didn’t appear to be pretend. In her eyes,

Lin Zifeng really might have let his thoughts wander to some naughty places tonight.

"Don’t tell me you don’t think I could make your nose bleed again."

Nangong Bing waved her little fists, feigning an attempt to hit him.

Anyway, Lin Zifeng didn’t care anymore.

The earlier incident of his nosebleed had been cast out of his mind, and he was too lazy to even think about it. Now, his primary intention was to see through whatever he had to do.

In the end, love blossomed between them once again.

But just as things were heating up, Nangong Bing suddenly rejected him and ran back to her own room. This left Zifeng feeling completely bamboozled.

"Hey, hey, hey, it’s not cool to leave someone hanging like this." Right now, Zifeng’s heart was racing as if a multitude of "grass mud horses" were galloping wildly through his head.

This feeling of being stuck in limbo was incredibly uncomfortable.

It was like millions of tiny caterpillars were crawling around inside his heart, an especially disagreeable sensation. Damn it. What a buzzkill.

Having been teased to this extent, what choice did Lin Zifeng have? Naturally, he had to go to a nightclub to look for something new and exciting.

He dressed himself, washed his face a bit, and then once again set out to find a few girls to have a good chat about life’s dreams.

Zifeng’s thoughts were calm.

After all, if Nangong were to discover his current flirty mindset, she would certainly fight him for it.

......

That evening, Lin Zifeng’s figure once again appeared in a certain entertainment club. Zhang Yuxuan, with her sharp eyes, had just changed into a sexy outfit and was about to dazzle with a glamorous dance in the middle of the dance floor when she spotted Zifeng.

It was truly a rare sight. For Zhang Yuxuan, seeing Lin Zifeng here again was as surprising as encountering an alien.

A shy yet dripping-with-charm smile gradually spread across Zhang Yuxuan’s face as she swiftly approached Zifeng.

"Hi! When did you get here?" Zhang Yuxuan patted his shoulder and greeted him with a beaming smile.

"Just arrived." The man slowly lifted his head to glance at her, initially thinking it was just another hot girl looking for some fun.

"Why didn’t you tell me you were coming? After all, I should at least offer you some hospitality," exclaimed Zhang Yuxuan excitedly. They hadn’t seen each other for many days, and she had been trying to call him, but after several attempts, all that came from the other end of the line was ’the call has been forwarded.’ Had Lin Zifeng blacklisted her number?

"Hehe, haven’t you found me already?" Lin Zifeng chuckled, revealing a row of white, attractive teeth. Although he was a heavy smoker, his teeth were remarkably clean.

Despite his serious smoking habit, he still paid some attention to his personal image, at least enough not to disgust others.

"What’s wrong? Got something on your mind?" Zhang Yuxuan didn’t beat around the bush, plopping down opposite him and uncapping a bottle of pink amber to pour him a glass.

In the half a minute she bent over, the two snowy and soft delights inside her dress even jiggled a few times right in front of Zifeng.

Out of politeness, Lin Zifeng didn’t stare, but simply glanced away briefly before quickly averting his gaze.

Noticing this, Zhang Yuxuan, ever observant, asked with a smile the moment she saw Zifeng look away, "Like what you see?"