Urban All-Round Master
Chapter 388 - 390: Are You Coming with Me to Poop?

Chapter 388: Chapter 390: Are You Coming with Me to Poop?

Chapter 390: Will You Join Me for a Dump?

"Uncle, how about it? Have you learned it yet?"

At this moment, Liu Tangtang, who had been secretly observing Lin Zifeng, sashayed over, wiggling her little hips.

In her hands, she held a vanilla ice-cream cone, one in each hand.

And so, in front of Lin Ziji, she licked them, her rosy cheeks glimmering with sweat under the blazing sun.

Because it was the hot period of Sanfu, the days when the heat is most intense.

The young girl was dressed particularly lightly today.

Of course!

The sparseness was one thing, but what really made Lin Ziji’s thoughts meander was the outline of Liu Tangtang’s chest accentuated by the sheen of sweat – the snow-white skin glistening with perspiration was endlessly alluring.

Especially the two pieces of fruit hanging at the front, the crevice between them.

Full and elastic.

Especially the way her expression changed every time she licked them, it was just like... that thing, like that thing...

"Not bad," Lin Ziji dared not imagine how such a budding young lady’s posture while licking an ice-cream cone could be so suggestive. At the very least, it reminded him of everything that had occurred at Mu Yang’s house that night...

"What do you mean ’not bad’? I want to know if you’re up to it or not. This competition is a bet Huahua made with someone else! If we lose, Huahua will lose face completely."

Damn! A man can only say no! He must never say he can’t do it!

"A bet? What’s the bet on?"

"Uh, I can’t tell you now. If you want to know, you’ll have to ask Huahua yourself. Anyway, I can’t tell you right now." Liu Tangtang licked her ice-cream cone again right in front of Lin Ziji and, after licking it, she bit into it hard. Immediately, Lin Ziji felt a chill in a certain place and couldn’t help but clamp his legs together.

"Oh! Right, the competition is about to start soon. You should get ready on your own. If you win, you might be able to participate in the school’s contention match. Uncle, it’s all on you now!" Liu Tangtang patted Lin Zifeng on the shoulder, squinting her eyes with a smile that resembled a crescent moon. She had the air of a little grown-up.

The innocence and cuteness of her face indeed mesmerized Lin Ziji for a moment.

If Liu Tangtang were a few years older, Lin Ziji might even suspect that when she grew up, she could definitely rival Mu Yang, or perhaps even outshine her.

"Oh!" Lin Ziji nodded.

"Yeah, that’s it. It’s so hot, I’m dying. I’m going to go take a shower." With that, Liu Tangtang handed the half-eaten vanilla ice-cream cone to Lin Ziji and then sauntered off towards the training field exit, shaking her little butt.

"..."

Lin Zifeng was left utterly confused.

He still had no idea what this so-called competition was all about.

Or was it just a bet Huahua had made?

It wasn’t until 4 p.m., when the sun over the training field had dimmed a bit, that the six hulking men, looking like African gorillas and sweating profusely, came over.

Lin Zifeng marveled at their skin, darkened by prolonged exposure to the sun.

Even if these sports fanatics were black as the ace of spades, they would still be considered fair-skinned in Africa.

"Hey! Freshman, how’s it going? Do you understand yet? You should know the rules by now, right?"

It was the same fierce-looking gorilla man who sat down next to Lin Ziji, his eyes taunting as he glanced at Lin Zifeng.

"Almost got it," Lin Zifeng replied casually, clearly indifferent in tone.

Respect others, but only if they respect you first.

"Almost got it? How much is ’almost’? Listen, freshman, you better not drag us down. This opportunity is very rare, and if our team’s overall strength suffers because of your lack of ability, you’ll become a historic sinner. Don’t think that just because you were invited by Sister Hua, you’re entitled to special treatment, let me tell you..."

"Sorry, I’ve got something else." Lin Zifeng stood up abruptly.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Freshman, did you hear what I said?"

The fierce man continued shouting from behind.

"I’m busy," Lin Zifeng said without looking back.

"What are you doing? I’m coming with you!"

Seeing Lin Zifeng’s cold and cool demeanor, a few guys actually thought this kid was just posturing.

"Taking a dump, you coming?" The guy suddenly turned his head, his face breaking into an innocently malicious grin, sort of smiling but not quite, as he looked at the group.

Uh—

Instantly, the faces of the group fell.

Lin Zifeng shrugged indifferently, a careless smile on his face, as he walked outside the school with a cigarette dangling from his lips.

From the information Liu Tangtang had disclosed, he guessed that this so-called basketball game was definitely related to Huahua.

Initially not wanting to participate, it seemed that he couldn’t escape it today.

It wasn’t until after 4:30 in the afternoon.

Finally, a group of players donned in brown and yellow basketball uniforms arrived on the training court.

Lead by a beautiful girl at the forefront, the group walked in with their noses in the air, full of a confidence that swept across the Eight Desolates.

Even a few of the taller guys, with their lips pouted and an air of arrogance, didn’t even consider Huahua’s team of six worthy of their attention.

The lead beauty, apart from being a bit too petite in the chest, was actually quite decent in other areas.

Especially with her wearing a short skirt that just covered her buttocks, her snow-white thighs were recklessly exposed. The hints of flesh color under the skirt were particularly noticeable.

With just a slight breeze, one could probably make out precisely the color of the panties she was wearing underneath.

Her legs were indeed quite long, it’s just that when she walked, there was a bit of a gap between her legs, and without even thinking, Lin Zifeng could guess why.

When a woman’s gait is different from others, whether she is still a virgin or not becomes a consideration.

"Are you guys ready?" The young beauty wasn’t much older, about Huahua’s age.

However, in her youth, she was even more flamboyant than Huahua.

Everything about her exuded a certain provocative charm.

Lin Zifeng just stood not far from them, figuring it wasn’t his business, he didn’t want to muddy the waters.

"Hmph! We’ve been ready, just waiting on you," Huahua retorted, not backing down, her arms crossed in front of her modest chest, tilting her proud head outwards.

"What a joke, you dare bring out that trash team of yours and lose face? Aren’t you afraid of making a fool of yourselves?"

The voice of the little beauty was very different from Huahua’s.

Her voice was extremely crisp, with an intangible allure to it, but it was laden with an excess of flirtatiousness.

"Whether we’re trash or not, we’ll see after the game," Liu Tangtang said, clenching her fists and positioning herself beside Huahua, prompting sighs of envy from the opposing team.

Who says a woman’s bust size must correlate with age?

Liu Tangtang was certainly an exceptional case, although young.

Her bust was something most of her peers could not compare with.

Perhaps noticing Liu Tangtang’s prominent bust, the little beauty’s face turned red.

She said, "Don’t be smug. You’ll soon realize how foolish your actions are."

Having said that, the little beauty turned and walked towards the training field.

Huahua didn’t speak.

She forcibly endured, but her fists were clenched so tightly they turned somewhat pale.

Seeing this scene, Lin Zifeng felt a bit surprised.

Huahua had only been at school for a few days; how had she managed to make enemies so quickly?

And to end up betting on a basketball game with them?

It was indeed puzzling.