Urban All-Round Master
Chapter 380 - 382: Just Pretend I’m a Fart

Chapter 380: Chapter 382: Just Pretend I’m a Fart

Chapter 382 Just Treat Me As a Fart

Under everyone’s gaze, Lin Zifeng directly dialed their boss Wu Fatty’s phone.

As expected, it didn’t take long for Wu Fatty on the other end to pick up the call quickly.

However, at this moment, Wu Fatty’s voice was a bit hoarse and trembling.

That was because Lin Zifeng had already notified his wife when he left.

When his wife arrived at the hotel furiously, she found Wu Fatty erecting something, sweating profusely as he stared at a naked woman across from him.

His wife got so angry that she almost crippled the man.

Now, hearing a voice he recognized on the phone again, Wu Fatty almost had a urinary explosion in fear.

"Minister Wu, how are things going now?" Lin Zifeng smiled.

"Doing, doing okay. You, you’re Lin Zifeng?" Wu Fatty’s teeth chattered. He knew all too well Lin Zifeng’s close relationship with Nangong Bing, and since there was no way to suppress this monster now that his embarrassing situation had been caught red-handed by Lin Zifeng, he might as well act submissive and let Lin Zifeng handle it.

"Hehe, it’s rare that Minister Wu still remembers me. Thank you for your concern."

Damn! It’s only been a few hours, what do you mean ’still remember you’? Even if you turned to ash, I’d still recognize who you are.

On the other end of the phone, Wu Fatty itched with hatred, almost wanting to devour this bastard.

"Uh, I don’t know why Brother Lin is calling, what’s this about...?" Minister Wu’s forehead sweat began to increase. The other party wouldn’t bother unless it was important. The incident in the hotel had just happened a few hours ago, and now he was calling again, which made Wu suspicious and fearful that Lin Zifeng would do something earth-shattering.

"Oh, it’s like this, I’m currently at your construction site, but I’ve run into a little trouble. I think you know why I’m here, Minister Wu, without me spelling it out. You know that foreman, Liu San, right?"

Lin Zifeng casually pulled up a stool and sat down, immediately causing a buzz in the work shed, as nobody knew for sure if Lin Zifeng actually knew their boss, seeming to be talking to himself there.

But Liu San’s facial muscles started to tremble visibly.

"I know, I understand. I don’t know if that Liu San has been troubling you, sir. You can talk to me about anything. As long as I can manage it, I, surnamed Wu, won’t hesitate a moment. The matter concerning Xixi is on me. Her father can go back today..." Wu Fatty was a clever person, realizing immediately from Lin Zifeng’s mention of the construction site, he rapidly caught on, his anxious and knotted feelings suddenly released, and he readily nodded and bowed, claiming that everything was manageable.

"Good, right now Liu San’s friend is right in front of me, and he’s threatening me. I want to see how Minister Wu handles this matter, whether it meets my expectations or not," Lin Zifeng smiled.

"Understood! Understood! Brother Lin, rest assured, give me at most five minutes, I’ll resolve this matter immediately. Please wait a moment." Saying this, Wu Fatty began to pull out another personal mobile phone from his pocket and started calling Liu San.

Lin Zifeng didn’t feel like waiting and simply hung up on Wu Fatty’s call.

Indeed, within a few seconds, Liu San’s phone in his pocket began to ring.

Seeing his boss’s number, Liu San’s ugly face became embarrassed.

Looking at the young man across from him who was embracing Zhang Xixi’s slender waist, Liu San knew trouble was brewing.

Feeling Lin Zifeng’s large hands beginning to caress her smooth yet not chubby waist, Zhang Xixi did not refuse, but gave Lin Zifeng a deep look and then bowed her head without speaking.

"Hello, boss!" After connecting the call, Liu San’s face looked very ugly, clearly realizing that the call Lin Zifeng had made was indeed to their boss.

Even though Liu San’s phone was not on speaker, Wu Fatty’s hysterical roaring could still be clearly heard by those around, even startling a nearby little policeman so much that the bracelets in his hands clattered to the ground.

After Wu Pudgy’s roar of anger had sounded, everyone present was left dumbstruck.

The little policeman, who had just been full of himself, was also stunned.

At that moment, his cellphone, which he had kept in his pocket, also started to ring.

After answering the call, the chief of the police station also lashed out furiously.

The little policeman was flabbergasted.

Liu San was dumbfounded too!

Meanwhile, Lin Zifeng hadn’t expected that Wu Pudgy would act so efficiently.

First, he had called the police station next to the construction site, and then he had called Liu San. Lin Zifeng was surprised by the speed.

Zhang Xixi, who had been behind Lin Zifeng the whole time, was also taken aback. Just moments ago, she had been worried about whether Lin Zifeng would be taken away by the police.

But she hadn’t expected that just one call from Lin Zifeng could change the situation so drastically. What had really shocked Zhang Xixi was seeing that Minister Wu, that old ruffian, now treated Lin Zifeng with the same respect as he would a lord, based on the tone of the earlier conversation.

"Plop!"

Liu San’s legs gave way, and he knelt down with a plop. Tears and snot flowed instantly, and whether it was real or fake, he cried out loudly, "Sir! You are magnanimous, and I, Liu San, was utterly blind, failing to recognize Tai Mountain. I will never oppose you again, please spare me this time!" After saying that, Liu San started fiercely slapping his own face.

Just a moment ago, over the phone, Wu Pudgy had made it clear that if Lin Zifeng did not forgive him,

Wu Pudgy would find someone to break Liu San’s legs!

Liu San knew better than anyone just how ruthless Wu Pudgy could be.

Now that Wu Pudgy had spoken, Liu San, no matter how bold or adept at pretending he was, could only beg for Lin Zifeng’s mercy.

The followers around were also terrified by this scene.

After all, they were also among those who had stirred up trouble, and if Liu San was in trouble, none of them could escape.

Whoosh—

The young policeman knelt as well.

The two middle-aged policemen also realized that Little Li was finished.

Messing with someone they shouldn’t have, now no one could save him.

"Big, big brother! I know I was wrong, I failed to recognize Tai Mountain, please forgive my ignorant actions, you’re magnanimous. Think of me as nothing. I know my mistake."

Seeing Liu San’s tears and snot flowing like a waterfall, the young policeman didn’t want to be outdone and began slapping his own face repeatedly too.

Although it hurt so much that he gritted his teeth, his life was still the most important. Having offended Wu Pudgy, even the chief of the police station couldn’t protect him.

Lin Zifeng was very satisfied with this effect. He nodded, remained silent for a long while, and just let these two beings continue slapping their own faces.

He, on the other hand, casually smoked a cigarette, indifferently watching it all unfold.