Urban All-Round Master
Chapter 348 - 350: Do you think the uncle will be scared to pee?

Chapter 348: Chapter 350: Do you think the uncle will be scared to pee?

Chapter 350: Do you think Uncle will pee his pants?

"No, even if Huahua leaves Zhonghai City now, the first thing she would surely do is call me. It’s been almost a week now, and I still have no clue what she’s been up to lately. How about this? Shall we go check on her later?"

It had been several weeks since he last saw this girl, and Nangong Bing really missed her.

"Alright, then when you go in, I’ll just wait outside for you," Lin Zifeng pursed his lips. After pondering the last incident, he decided it was better not to go inside. If he went in again, he was afraid that girl might again hit a nerve and start babbling nonsense with her cousin. That was always a possibility.

By then, he could come up with an excuse for not being there, which would be better than anything.

Nangong Bing was not in the mood to argue with him. Since he didn’t want to go in, she didn’t bother to call him again and instead swung her small purse, wearing her sunglasses, and walked towards Huahua’s villa.

Watching Nangong Bing’s graceful and slender figure, Lin Zifeng in the car sighed inwardly. One couldn’t deny that Nangong Bing had a truly admirable figure. Even from behind, she could excite a man.

Regrettably, this piece of meat that had reached his mouth, he still couldn’t taste it, and that was the most frustrating thing for Lin Zifeng.

With a cigarette in his mouth, he leisurely smoked inside the car, watching couples embrace one another on the busy streets. It was indeed quite enviable.

At that moment, the cellphone in his pocket, which he had just switched to his usual SIM card—he also bought a new phone given by Nangong Bing—rang.

Since the phone was newly purchased today, he hadn’t had time to save any contacts yet.

Facing the unfamiliar number on the screen, he was baffled for a while before finally sliding to answer the call, as modern cellphones are generally touch screen.

"Hello." His voice was a bit deep and lazy.

"Big brother, they have shown up. Do we make a move tonight?"

Excitement filled Black Hawk’s voice on the other side of the phone.

"So soon?" Lin Zifeng laughed, a faint smirk formed at the corner of his mouth. He hadn’t expected the Fusang people to lose patience so quickly. It seemed his plan was quite successful.

"Don’t rush into action, call the police," Lin Zifeng said indifferently.

"Call the police?" Black Hawk was stunned for a moment, thinking he had heard wrong. He couldn’t help but ask again, "Big brother, why call the police? Are we really just going to let them go?"

"Just follow my plan. Leave the rest to me, and you will know by tonight."

"Okay, I’ll wait for your message tonight." Seeing Lin Zifeng looking confident, Black Hawk didn’t doubt further.

After hanging up the phone, he continued to lounge lazily, reclining in the leather car seat, smoking a cigarette and starting to fiddle with his smartphone.

"I’ll be damned!"

Looking at this newly bought smartphone, he was totally vexed.

In just a few short years, how had Huaxia technology advanced to this extent? He remembered that just five years ago, blue screen phones were still popular in Huaxia, and back then, sending a text message felt like a really big deal. Now, smartphones had all sorts of features, especially since he had recently registered a QQ account. Bored out of his wits, he gradually became familiar with the Samsung phone, but the more he used it, the more uneasy he felt...

"This gadget definitely works better than my brick phone. Looks like Bingbing’s taste isn’t so bad," Lin Zifeng lay in the chair, playing the airplane shooting game in WeChat. But, surprisingly, this childish game felt pretty good when playing for the first time.

Just then, Nangong Bing hurriedly rushed out from Hua Buqi’s villa, jogging. From a distance, Lin Zifeng noticed something was off with Nangong Bing.

"Lin, Lin Zifeng! Quick, call the police!" Nangong Bing’s tone was clearly off, panting heavily, her pretty face showing worry.

"What’s wrong, boss? What happened?" Lin Zifeng put away his phone, his expression becoming grave.

"Huahua and the others are missing! And just now, I found a lot of bloodstains in their villa!"

"Bloodstains!" Lin Zifeng’s eyebrows immediately furrowed tightly.

"Yes, you need to call the police quickly! I suspect something has already happened to Huahua and the others, and if we don’t call the police now, I’m afraid they’re definitely in danger," Nangong Bing said anxiously.

"Boss, don’t panic. Perhaps things aren’t as bad as we think. I’ll take you home first, and you stay at home, don’t leave the house for a moment, and call me immediately if there’s any news, okay?" Lin Zifeng supported the somewhat shaken Nangong Bing, seeing her distraught and worried expression for Huahua, his tone became increasingly gentle.

This warmed Nangong Bingfang’s heart.

Although she was very worried about Huahua and the others, she couldn’t help at all. She decided to return home to call the police and quietly wait for his news.

"But, but I’m afraid for them..."

"Listen! Everything will be alright, and remember, you’ve got me. As long as I, Lin Zifeng, am here, they will absolutely be fine. You can count on it. Let me take you home first," he assured her.

"Or... you go call the police first, I’ll take a cab home?" At that moment, Nangong Bing felt as if the sky was falling, her mind filled with nothing but Huahua. Just before, she had seen a large fresh bloodstain in the hall of the villa, which made Nangong Bing’s left eyebrow twitch involuntarily. Could it be that they really were in trouble? If something truly happened to them, how could she, as their cousin, ever forgive herself?

What’s more, Liu Tangtang was also among them...

"Huahua, what do you think of my plan? I guarantee it’ll scare that uncle so much, he’ll pee his pants, believe it or not?" Inside a small dark room of the villa, seen through a small hole in the wall, the two girls were dressed in sexy nurse outfits. They had been too bored these past few days; aside from eating and playing bean games, it felt like there was nothing else to do. Going to school, such a boring affair, they couldn’t possibly go every day. At most, they’d just register their attendance and be done with it, rather than being surrounded by the brainless upperclassmen like national treasures, giant pandas.

"Tangtang, why do I see my cousin looking so anxious? Do you think they’ll call the police? If this becomes a big deal, could we get arrested?"

Hua Buqi furrowed her pretty little brow, still feeling Liu Tangtang’s prank might be a bit risky.

"Huahua, just relax, they won’t call the police. We haven’t even been missing for forty-two hours, and the police won’t handle it. Oh! Right, Huahua, shall we call that uncle? I’m afraid he’s too dumb to find us, and that wouldn’t be fun." Liu Tangtang stretched her neck, tilting her small head, her cheeks flushed with excitement and fear.

If it weren’t for Hua Buqi constantly talking about revenge, she wouldn’t have come up with such a mischievous idea to fake their disappearance and give Lin Zifeng a scare.

It was Lin Zifeng’s fault for offending Huahua last time in the villa; Huahua was still mad about it. So, to please Huahua, Liu Tangtang had been watching a lot of mystery movies recently, hoping to come up with a few playful tricks.