Urban All-Round Master
Chapter 279 - 282: Sister Fang, how do you know I’m not up to it?

Chapter 279: Chapter 282: Sister Fang, how do you know I’m not up to it?

Chapter 282 Sister Fang, How Do You Know I’m Not Up to It?

No matter how Liu Tangtang wailed like a banshee behind him, Lin Zifeng just ignored her. It’s like, come on, if you dare, rush up and hit me! If you dare, push me over in the kitchen, on the sofa, in the bathroom, and do this and that. Otherwise, I couldn’t care less about coming back to argue over such nutritionless words.

After leaving the house, Lin Zifeng didn’t go anywhere else and headed straight for Tianyu Group.

All the way there, not having a car really was a pain in the ass. Ever since Nangong Shui, that old fossil, came along, not only were all the housekeepers laid off, but even the dozens of sports cars in Nangong Bing’s garage were taken away. To this day, Lin Zifeng had no clue what game he was playing. Even if he wanted to push me toward his daughter, he didn’t need to go this far. At the very least, he should have left me a car to get around.

Now, if Nangong Bing went to work a bit earlier in the morning, I’d have to squeeze onto public transport. But if I went to work with her, her face along the way wasn’t exactly pleasing to the eye.

She always looked so icy, as if someone owed her millions.

By the time I reached the company, it was almost noon. After some playful banter with the two receptionist sisters, Zheng Xiaofang, that elf, popped up from who knows where, showering me with endless flirtatious glances.

"Yo, Assistant Lin, how come you’re so early today?" Zheng Xiaofang sashayed over to Lin Zifeng, her shapely behind swaying, dressed in a light blue OL outfit.

Lin Zifeng’s playful eyes couldn’t help but gradually drift onto Zheng Xiaofang’s thighs, white and smooth as jade.

With a nonchalant smile, he said, "Heh heh, I went out for some fun last night and overslept this morning. Couldn’t wake up in time, which is why I’m late."

"Oh?! Overslept? I think you went hunting for beauties last night, didn’t you? Tell me, did or didn’t you take advantage of some young girl?" Zheng Xiaofang’s charming eyes were alight with mischief, her heart throbbing as she glanced at him with ulterior motives.

"Er, that, it’s a secret, a private secret. Heh heh."

"Look at you, no ambition at all. Say, I almost waited for my breakfast to turn into cold leftovers for you today. Don’t you have any gesture of consolation to offer?"

Seeing Lin Zifeng purposefully avoid her question, Zheng Xiaofang was shrewd enough to know when to drop an issue and conjure up a new plan.

She was well aware of the man’s background in front of her. If she could establish a strong connection with him, the chances of climbing the ranks in the future would certainly not be slim.

Whether Zheng Xiaofang was really into Lin Zifeng or not, that he did not know.

But for Zheng Xiaofang to be so keen on building a relationship with Lin Zifeng, there must be something fishy going on. Otherwise, who would bother with you as a mere assistant?

Zheng Xiaofang remembered clearly the first day she saw Lin Zifeng – the incident where he established his authority in the finance department, beating someone up without any repercussions and skipping work days on end, lazing about the finance department. From this, it was easy to surmise that there was something different about his status, not to mention the black bracelet on his wrist, which at the least must have cost a few hundred thousand.

This was also why Zheng Xiaofang was especially warm towards him.

In this world, there is no such thing as groundless hatred, nor is there groundless love. Even if pies fall from the sky, you still have to get up early to pick them up.

"Sister Fang, stop teasing me. You seriously think you’d eat the kind of breakfast that we eat? You’re really belittling me here."

Lin Zifeng wore a mischievous grin as he glanced at Zheng Xiaofang, offering an awkward smile and flicking the cigarette ash before continuing to hold the cigarette in his mouth. He said, "I’ll have to rely on Sister Fang to promote me in the future. If even Sister Fang won’t cover for me, I really wouldn’t be able to get by."

The receptionist beside them giggled, looking at Lin Zifeng’s harmless, kind face, hardly believing that these words had come out of his mouth.

"Cover?"

Zheng Xiaofang almost ignored the giggling of the two receptionists and instead gave a sidelong glance, prompting the two receptionists to discreetly walk away.

"How do you want to be covered? And what kind of ’cover’ do you like?"

Zheng Xiaofang, someone who had seen much of the world, didn’t even change her facial expression much as she began to flirt and banter with Lin Zifeng in the office.

Watching the two play with innuendo within the cubicle office, the people around merely glanced up briefly before bowing their heads. None said a word, quietly walking away.

Everyone could tell that Lin Zifeng’s so-called job in the finance department was just a pretext; his real intent was to pick up girls. Rich people really have it good, especially those who use backdoors for romantic pursuit—it was even more delightful for them.

The world is like this; in every profession, there are rules, even within a small company, and the office politics are quite intricate.

To make something of oneself, you must be sly and adulatory, where offering oneself is an inevitable part of the game, such is the law of modern survival.

"Uh, hehe, Sister Fang, you can’t joke with me like this. I’m a pure and innocent virgin, if you keep on tempting me, something is bound to happen one day!"

"Oh? A pure and innocent virgin?" Zheng Xiaofang was slightly startled, as if it was the first time in her many years that she had heard such naive words.

"Yes, I’m a virgin and can’t stand temptation," Lin Zifeng said with a smile.

"Psh, what’s your virginity got to do with me? Sister Fang won’t eat you up, what are you afraid of?"

Zheng Xiaofang gave him a piercing look, her eyes shimmering with a seductive charm that was somewhat sinful, as if crying out "I want, I want, I want it..."

"Afraid! What could I possibly be afraid of? It’s just a matter of offering myself. If Sister Fang you would accept, I’m ready to offer myself to you anytime. Just say the word," Lin Zifeng teased, squinting his eyes.

"Go on, who wants you to offer anything? With that physique of yours, do you think you’re up to it?" Zheng Xiaofang groaned.

"Sister Fang, you can always try me out to see if I’m up to it."

Lin Zifeng laughed sleazily, enjoying the occasional raunchy joke with this woman—it wasn’t too bad since they both could take the humor.

"Cut it out, stop giving me lip. If you really want to get rid of your virginity problem, see her?" Zheng Xiaofang pointed to the receptionist with a pert rear and nice figure, smiling, "You could try touching her, see how she reacts. If there’s no resistance or refusal, maybe there’s a chance for you two."