Urban All-Round Master
Chapter 235 - 238 We Are So Scared

Chapter 235: Chapter 238 We Are So Scared

Chapter 238 We’re So Scared, Oh

That was actually a pretty good idea.

Lin Zifeng’s thoughts flickered, but he immediately dismissed the indecent idea from his mind. He figured it was fine to mess with anyone except for having relations with X, as that was simply unforgivable. If others found out, where could he possibly hide his old face? Damaging others was equivalent to trampling on himself.

Even if Lin Zifeng’s sexual orientation catered to more exotic tastes, he firmly refused to mess with student parties.

Just like Huahua, the little elf at home, Lin Zifeng knew she had a not-so-simple relationship with Nangong Bing. Therefore, he always tried to keep his distance from her to avoid trouble, lest he found himself unable to get away if he got involved with her.

"Uncle’s got no time to play with you, go play on your own, don’t bother me," Lin Zifeng rejected them abruptly, clutching his cigarette and never once deigning to look at them.

The three naive girls, randomly squandering their youth with abandon, would sooner or later regret everything they had done on this day.

When a person gradually matures, it means they realize how foolish they once were. Thinking back to the silly things and companions of the past, they can’t help but laugh. That is the unrepentant folly of youth.

"Tsk, what’s so great about you? You’re just someone else’s driver for a Lamborghini. Mommy here could grab a whole bunch of them. Just standing by the roadside, you have no idea how many people would invite me to get into their cars."

All three young girls displayed their middle fingers with their right hands, showing Lin Zifeng a contemptuous gesture.

Lin Zifeng ignored these immature actions and walked towards his car with his breakfast in hand.

But just because Lin Zifeng didn’t provoke them didn’t mean they wouldn’t provoke Lin Zifeng.

The girls of the post-’90s generation are simply lawless; there’s nothing they would shy away from doing.

Of course, Lin Zifeng was also from the post-’90s generation, having just turned 24, with his nominal age nearing 25.

Now that he thought about it, Lin Zifeng actually felt quite miserable. He was also from the post-’90s generation, so why on earth did he feel almost like he was approaching thirty?

"Hey, hey, hey! Little sisters, what are you trying to do? Don’t force Uncle to get rough with you, okay?"

Lin Zifeng slowly put down his breakfast and leaned against the Lamborghini Heavenly Gate, the sports car with a fully automatic convertible top.

Just as Lin Zifeng was about to open the door, one of the pretty little sisters with a nice figure and ample bust blocked his way into the car with her body.

What made Lin Zifeng’s scalp tingle was that one of the last of the post-’90s little sisters jumped into the car interior, lounging on the leather seat with her legs cockily crossed, refusing to leave.

Another sister, heavily made-up and garish, followed the previous one into the car. The two leisurely sat on the leather seats, starting to play this little game with Lin Zifeng.

"Handsome boy, don’t get so worked up. How about the three of us go out and have fun today?" The one with the ample bust blocking Lin Zifeng’s way giggled incessantly, it seemed that if Lin Zifeng didn’t comply with their demands today, he probably wouldn’t even be able to drive off.

Instantly, Lin Zifeng’s face grew longer. Fuck! I’m so much older than you, yet you still call me handsome boy? Do I look that lazy?

If you really want to get something going with me, then what are you waiting for? Right now, immediately, I’m ready. You three just pull me into the car, then close the convertible roof. No matter what you want to do, go ahead—afterward, at most, I’ll just cry about having been violated.

"I’m going to count to three, and if you don’t leave, don’t doubt that I will call the police immediately."

Lin Zifeng initially intended to scare them with a threat to call the police, but the three post-’90s girls, probably born around ’96 or ’97, gawked at Lin Zifeng, let out a loud laugh, looking up to the sky, and then spoke in unison, "Oh my, we’re so scared!"

"...!"

Lin Zifeng was once again petrified.

One of the girls leaned languidly against the real leather seat of the car, giggling at Lin Zifeng with her sweet voice, "If you’re willing to take us for a ride, we might just let you off today, otherwise, hmph!"

The girl pursed her innocent little lips and made a fist at Lin Zifeng, pretending to pinch him, but without the crackling noise that other boys made when pinched.

What a joke! Take them out for a joyride? That was sheer nonsense.

The old Buddha at home was waiting for him to go to work. If they found out he had skipped out to hook up with young girls for a joyride in Nangong Bing’s private car, they’d kill him.

By then, even if he had mouths all over his body, he probably wouldn’t be able to explain himself.

Lin Zifeng liked women, especially those pure and budding young girls, but a gentleman should always act with integrity and show his clean hands to the world.

But if a girl were to seduce him, he wouldn’t mind playing a game of ’dragon and phoenix combat’ in the kitchen with her...

"Impossible!" Lin Zifeng flatly refused, denying their request outright. If he caved in now, who knows what they would ask for next.

"Don’t say I didn’t warn you three. If you don’t get out of the car now, you’re going to suffer soon."

"Handsome boy, are you threatening me? I’m so scared," said one girl lounging in the passenger seat, her legs crossed, sticking her tongue out at Lin Zifeng and lying askew on the leather seat. In the sweltering heat of August, the moist, delicate flesh, like tender tofu, peeked out from under her camisole.

Lin Zifeng tried his best not to look, but in the end, he couldn’t help but steal a few glances.

His mind kept telling him not to look, until he finally decided to boldly stare straight at them.

After all, he was there to educate them, it was fine, no problem...

The three girls began to get carried away, never thinking that teasing a grown man could be so thrilling. And they weren’t concerned about the age either, directly calling Lin Zifeng a handsome boy, which made it awkward for him.

How come today’s girls are so formidable?

Even though they were younger than him, they insisted on being called ’sister’, messing with the natural order. Could it be because ’the wolves are many and the meat is scarce’, women had become a rare commodity?

"Fine!"

Lin Zifeng put down the breakfast in his hand, opened the car door, and sat down inside, much to the bafflement of the three girls. He quickly closed the convertible top, and locked all the doors from the inside.

Suddenly, the two girls inside started to get a bit distressed.

They exchanged a glance, neither understanding what Lin Zifeng was planning next.

But their instincts told them that Lin Zifeng’s mysterious smile just a moment ago definitely had some ill-intentioned plot behind it.

The two girls weren’t fools and quickly tried to open the car doors to get out, but no matter how they tried, they just couldn’t open them.