Urban All-Round Master
Chapter 216 - 219 Uncle stop joking

Chapter 216: Chapter 219 Uncle stop joking

Chapter 219: Uncle, stop joking around

"You, you bastard! Son of a bitch! If you’ve got the guts, kill me, don’t play any tricks on me, fuck you..."!

Before he could finish his words, the icy countenance of Lin Zifeng became stern once more.

With a sweep of his hand, he neutralized any resistance from the man with the ease of a magnet attracting metal.

"Crack!"

"Ahh! Son of a bitch! I’m going to kill you! Brothers, kill this bastard!"

The man screamed, his teeth bared white in pain, his face starting to twitch, sweat the size of soybeans breaking out on his forehead, veins bulging.

Lin Zifeng had brutally dislocated the man’s entire right shoulder.

This inhumanly agonizing pain gave the man an urge to die. But despite his cries, a single intimidating look from Lin Zifeng was enough to keep anyone from daring to move closer.

"Crack!"

Another bone-chilling snap, and Lin Zifeng reattached the arm he had dislocated.

"Crack!"

Yet another heart-stopping crackle.

The reattached arm was dislocated once again by Lin Zifeng, and so it went on, with the man’s arms and legs being brutally dislocated multiple times.

Finally, the man was in so much pain that he couldn’t even stand straight. He had seen brutality before, but never had he encountered such ferocity.

Over and over, Lin Zifeng dislocated the man’s limbs, at least ten times just on the arms alone!

Even the sound of the dislocations was nearly enough to completely break the man’s spirit.

"What’s the matter? Still not willing to have a proper talk?"

To them, Lin Zifeng now looked like a smiling demon, a complete and unblinking killer. His smile might be on his face, but it was far more demonic than any demon, such that the people present would likely suffer nightmares for life from this event.

"You... you little shit! Fine, you’re tough! If you can, kill me today, man to man, just kill me! Don’t let me suffer like this anymore."

After repeatedly dislocating him for more than ten minutes, this group of so-called lackeys didn’t even try to help, let alone do something like calling the police. Perhaps they were truly stunned by Lin Zifeng’s actions.

After all, people have a tendency to be onlookers, even when they know this is not the kind of spectacle one should watch, they still can’t suppress their innate curiosity.

"Ha, very well, since you show such spirit and want to act tough in front of your so-called little brothers, then today I shall grant your wish."

Lin Zifeng had no idea how conflicted the man was feeling right now. With things as they were, instead of calling the police or something, they were just stupidly standing around watching. Even if they didn’t make a call, they shouldn’t stand there slack-jawed and gawk at him. After all, he was just putting on a brave face in front of them.

"Crack!"

Lin Zifeng’s right hand struck again swiftly, twisting the man’s jaw into the shape of a corkscrew!

The man’s mouth was utterly contorted, unable to align properly any longer.

"Mmmph mmmph!"

The man was in so much pain he was almost pissing himself, glaring at Lin Zifeng with bulging eyes. Who could endure such torment from having their jaw twisted?

Finally, the man could no longer bear it. Heaven knows who this young man was; now even the Emperor himself couldn’t ignore such pain. The cruelty and brutality of these methods were simply not those of a mere human being.

...

When Lin Zifeng opened the office door again, he saw the little girl and Meng Youjing were as anxious as ants on a hot pan.

The little girl was still okay, but Meng Youjing’s emotions seemed uncontrollable, her hands crossed in front of her chest as she paced back and forth in the room. From the sweat on her anxious forehead, it was evident how complicated her feelings were at the moment. Who knew what kind of tantrum Lin Zifeng would throw later on.

"Uncle, you’re back!"

The office door suddenly opened, and the little girl, who had been daydreaming, immediately lit up with excitement.

Uh... I never left, okay? Lin Zifeng silently wiped away some cold sweat.

"Lin Zifeng! How did it go?" Meng Youjing came up to him at once, her beautiful eyes shining with a hint of worry.

"How did what go?"

Lin Zifeng shrugged nonchalantly.

"You didn’t do anything to them, did you?"

Seeing Lin Zifeng’s indifferent expression, Meng Youjing looked at him in shock, fearing that he really might have caused them some trouble. This is Macau after all; if something happened, they probably wouldn’t be able to leave this place, given the significant differences between Macau and the Mainland.

"Uncle, you didn’t beat them to death, did you?"

The little girl, not sure whether to be happy or worried, leaned in with her cute little head and blinked her watery eyes, looking as lolita as could be, especially with the expression she had when talking, just like the girl next door.

"Uncle isn’t that stupid to do something illegal. I’m a model youth, you know. Besides, when I was a kid, I even won the ’Scarlet Flower Youth’ award," Lin Zifeng began to brag with a smile.

"Then what were you doing just now...?"

Meng Youjing still couldn’t calm her inner turmoil and pointed outside, somewhat speechlessly.

"Heh heh, I was just having a good talk and chat with them. They’ve already agreed to our demands, and we can go sign the contract now."

Lin Zifeng took out a cigarette from his pocket and started to smoke it leisurely.

The aura he exuded was as if nothing had happened at all.

"Really? Uncle, you’re not playing a joke on me, are you?"

What the little girl said was exactly what Meng Youjing was thinking.

"Let’s go, I’ll take you out to sign the contract," Lin Zifeng led the way, pulling along the dumbstruck little girl as they headed outside. Everything had changed so quickly.

But when they saw the dozens of people lined up outside, standing respectfully around the leader, a man in a suit holding a sheet of white paper, smiling warmly as he watched the three of them walk out, the little girl and Meng Youjing looked at each other in disbelief, neither of them able to accept what was happening as real.

"Miss Hua, here’s your contract." The man in the suit respectfully handed the contract proposal to Hua Buqi, his face showing sincerity as if the scene that had just unfolded was merely a dream. Judging by everyone’s expression, it was as if nothing had happened at all. It was just that the man’s swollen face and his strangely ferocious smile felt a bit off.

Now, the two women were completely dumbfounded.

What on earth was going on here! Just a moment ago, the two sides were at each other’s throats, but now they were as reconciled as could be.

"You, you guys, what is this?"

Little girl Hua Buqi took the contract, looking utterly bewildered, not understanding the situation at all.