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Chapter 763: 760 Buddhist Crash Course (Four Updates)

Chapter 763: Chapter 760 Buddhist Crash Course (Four Updates)

“Amitabha!” Taixu pressed his hands together and said, “Although you have grasped the true essence of Buddhist Law, you lack any trace of Buddhist nature in your heart. If this is what you call the new generation of Buddhist Law, then I really cannot agree.”

Wang Hao curled his lips and said, “Don’t act as if you have all the authority. Ultimately, whether your Buddhist Law is better or mine is better requires market validation.”

Everyone in the audience was momentarily speechless; the supreme Buddhist Law was being talked about like a market promotion.

Still, people admired Wang Hao for daring to say such things in front of the Buddha Master.

Wasn’t he afraid of angering the Buddha Master and getting slapped to death?

Taixu shook his head. “Buddhist Law is not about marketing; it is about urging people to do good. If everyone learns Buddhist Law but does not understand it, that is the true tragedy of Buddhist Law.”

All the monks present looked at Taixu with admiration. Truly worthy of the Buddha Master, his words indeed had depth.

Wang Hao said disdainfully, “That’s the thinking of your older generation. We, the younger generation, learn Buddhist Law to show off, to eat meat, to drink, to read palm lines for young girls, and then to seduce them.”

“That’s right!”

The young monks in the audience clapped excitedly, feeling that Wang Hao had spoken straight to their hearts.

If given the chance to choose again, even if it killed them, they would not study Buddhist Law—it was simply no way for a person to live.

But if they could study Buddhist Law while also being able to eat meat and chase girls, they would be willing to learn it even if it killed them.

“Impudent!” Fa Zhao bellowed, “This is the sacred land of Buddhist, how dare you spout nonsense here? If anyone else dares to cause a disturbance, they will all be sent to be burned at the stake.”

The young monks were startled and hastily bowed their heads, no longer daring to show their happiness.

Wang Hao sarcastically said, “Wow, who was it just now saying all those nice things about Buddhist Law leading people to goodness, not caring how many people, but now threatening new disciples with execution by burning? That’s really cruel!”

“You…” Fa Zhao was furious.

“You what you!” Wang Hao snorted coldly. “I am the spokesperson of the new generation of Buddhist Law, Taixu is the spokesperson of the old generation, and Taixu hasn’t even spoken yet. You dare to interrupt. Do you think you’re even more amazing than Taixu?”

The faces of everyone in the audience darkened, realizing that this troublemaker really loved to stir the pot and sow discord.

Fa Zhao, frightened, turned pale and hastily knelt down to explain, “Buddha Master, I didn’t mean that, I was just…”

Taixu waved his hand, “No need to explain, your temperament is very easily angered; you still need a lot of training.”

“Yes!”

Fa Zhao respectfully saluted and then quietly retreated to the side, daring not to make another sound.

Taixu looked at Wang Hao and said, “What you said is not without reason. The times are progressing, and Buddhist Law cannot remain unchanged. I would like to test your new generation of Buddhist Law.”

The moment his words fell, a buzz arose from the crowd.

“What does the Buddha Master mean?”

“Could it be that he’s going to let Sun Wukong hold a lecture on Buddhist Law?”

“Only those who have attained high degrees of enlightenment can hold such lectures; what qualifications does Sun Wukong have?”

“Although I hate to admit it, Sun Wukong’s cultivation in Buddhist Law is indeed very high.”

“Cultivation is high, but his heart is not right; how can he hold a lecture?”

“He has understood the Arhat Golden Body; his views on Buddhist Law are not entirely useless, so the Buddha Master is letting him hold a lecture to truly see if this kind of Buddhist Law is suitable for spreading.”

“The Buddha Master has a broad heart, actually able to accommodate such a scoundrel.”

“The Buddha Master’s heart is truly broad; I can’t wait an eternity.”

“My Buddha is compassionate…”

“…”

Wang Hao curled his lip, “What a broad heart letting him hold a lecture on Buddhist Law—clearly this old bald donkey is stuck at a bottleneck for many years and is just grasping at straws to try something.”

If he succeeded, then he would be the Master of the Universe.

If he failed, he wouldn’t lose anything.

Given that, why not go for it!?

Taixu smiled and said, “Sun Wukong, how do you view the initiation of Buddhist teachings?”

Wang Hao waved his hand, turned around, and walked away. “My Buddhist Law isn’t spoken of, it depends on how much incense money is offered. Without the money, even if the king of heaven himself came, he wouldn’t understand my Buddhist Law.”

The people present turned pale, seriously doubting the new generation of Buddhist Law that Wang Hao had mentioned.

Wang Hao turned back, smiling, “I’m going to start a Buddhist quick course. If anyone is interested, come find me with your incense money. I will definitely show you what the new generation of Buddhist Law is.”

The crowd was slightly startled, not expecting Wang Hao to truly plan on spreading a new generation of Buddhist Law.

But they really couldn’t understand how indulging in meat, wine, and flirtations was supposed to lead to an understanding of the true essence of Buddhist Law.

“Thud, thud, thud…”

At that moment, a rapid ringing of bells resounded.

The expressions of those present dramatically changed, exclaiming, “This is the highest alert in Buddhism, seventy-two bell strikes, what on earth has happened!?”

Taixu frowned, disappearing instantly from the spot, not bothering with Wang Hao anymore.

Wang Hao breathed a sigh of relief. If he wasn’t mistaken, it was probably Miao Ku coming back with bad news.

This meant that Taixu’s appearance wasn’t intentional, but a mere coincidence.

“No, I must divert their attention.” Wang Hao’s lips curled up slightly as he quickly dashed into a small alley.

The young monks called out eagerly, “Master Sun Wukong, where are you going? When exactly does your quick course start?”

Wang Hao’s voice came through, “Tomorrow morning, right here. We guarantee cash on delivery.”

The elderly monks’ faces turned black, the supreme Buddhist Law in the mouth of this scoundrel, reeking of money, truly made them feel screwed over.

…

Heavenly Buddha Star.

A street was in complete disarray.

Passersby were pointing at a monk lying on the ground.

“Isn’t that the prodigy bringing salvation? What happened to him!?”

“It looks like he was beaten up and dumped here.”

“Who would dare to beat up Pu Du on Heavenly Buddha Star!?”

“I don’t know…”

“…”

“Ow…”

Suddenly, the sound of a Dragon Roar pierced the heavens.

Everyone looked up, only to see a golden dragon, ten thousand meters long, soaring through the sky with a young man standing on its head. Who else could it be but Wang Hao and the Ancestor Dragon?

However, Wang Hao had put away his Heavenly Buddha Universe ID and was now using his Con Man ID.

Wang Hao brought his palms together, “I am Monk Tang Sanzang, coming from Eastern Earth Great Tang, here today to seek alms, hoping for some local specialties.”

“Local specialties!?”

The monks below were puzzled, living daily on vegetarian meals and prayers, what local specialties did they have?

“Since you do not understand, then I can only go and take them myself.” Wang Hao sighed helplessly, commanding the Ancestor Dragon to dive powerfully towards them…