Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Suddenly Made a Comeback!
Chapter 859: I Bet She Won’t Last Ten Minutes!

Chapter 859: Chapter 859: I Bet She Won’t Last Ten Minutes!

This trick worked surprisingly well.

All morning, the two little ones were quiet, not making a peep, even when playing with toys nearby.

Just as everything was almost packed, a car arrived outside the gate.

Wen Jiaojiao, in a flashy pink bodycon dress, rushed out of the sports car.

She was draped in a white fur coat, wore Chanel sunglasses encrusted with diamonds, and carried a limited edition handbag.

Jiang Yan happened to be at home today, stretching under the porch, and was dazzled by her appearance, immediately mocking:

"Where did this peacock monster come from? Jiang Li, can you spare me one of your talismans? I’ll take care of her."

Wen Jiaojiao took off her sunglasses and rolled her eyes in annoyance.

She glanced at his bald head and snorted, "You do look quite like a monk now. I should rename you Bald Donkey in my contacts."

Jiang Yan: "You!"

Wen Jiaojiao put her sunglasses back on and walked straight into the living room.

She was already very familiar with the Jiang Family’s home, even having her own pair of slippers, which she slipped on directly.

She immediately spotted Jiang Li tidying up in the living room and dashed over.

"Great, darling, you’re home! I’m bored to death. Come shopping with me."

She had finished filming recently and had plenty of free time before her next project started.

Before Jiang Li could respond, Wen Jiaojiao was captivated by the two little ones beside her.

She took off her sunglasses again.

"Oh, so these are the twin cousins you mentioned. They’re adorable!"

Saying this, she reached out with her hands.

Wen Jiaojiao always loved chubby creatures.

Jiang Bufan and Jiang Buchen were well taken care of, even chubbier than kids their age.

But because they were good looking, their chubbiness was overlooked, and they were seen as cute.

Wen Jiaojiao had her nails done, each adorned with Swarovski crystals, sparkling yet poking people.

Being pinched by her, Jiang Bufan immediately knitted his brows and pushed her hand away.

"Who are you? So annoying! Why are you pinching my face?"

Jiang Buchen noticed her limited edition bag but stayed silent.

Wen Jiaojiao chuckled, "Wow, you’ve got quite a temper, little brat."

But she could tell, this temper-tantrum child was actually afraid of Jiang Li.

He kept glancing at her to gauge her reaction while speaking.

Jiang Li glanced at him as well, a silent warning.

"I have something to do today, I can’t go shopping with you."

"What?" Wen Jiaojiao stood up, extremely unsatisfied, placing her hands on her hips, "What could be more important than me?!"

Hearing this, Jiang Bufan whispered to Jiang Buchen, "This sister is so flamboyant and overly confident. How does Big Sister have a friend like her?"

Jiang Buchen: "Shush!"

Jiang Li zipped up the suitcase and clapped her hands.

"I have to do a live stream."

Wen Jiaojiao always watched Jiang Li’s live streams and naturally knew about the teaser she posted on Weibo before.

"Are you really changing locations this time? Where to, where to?"

"To a mountain, I guess."

"A mountain?! You’re going to broadcast while exploring?!" Wen Jiaojiao visibly grew excited, "Count me in!"

She’d been bored to the point of getting sick recently.

Wen Jiaojiao’s persistence was at level ten, and eventually Jiang Li couldn’t shake her off, and ended up taking her along.

After getting into Jiang Li’s car, Wen Jiaojiao seemed a bit disdainful.

"Why are you driving an old van? It’d be much better to take my sports car!"

Jiang Li: "We’re going to the mountains, your sports car can’t possibly go there."

Wen Jiaojiao pouted, "Alright."

Then her gaze shifted to Ji Yanbai, who was driving up front.

"Big handsome Ji, what have you been up to lately? I haven’t seen you in so long."

Ji Yanbai: "..."

With a blank expression, he said two words—"Driving."

Wen Jiaojiao was still asking enthusiastically when Jiang Li drew out a talisman from the side and stuffed it into her arms.

"For you."

Wen Jiaojiao was quite happy, "What talisman is it? Just for me?"

Jiang Li nodded, "Drawn just for you: Meditation and Desire Clearing Talisman."

Wen Jiaojiao: "."

...

Two hours later, the car stopped at the foot of the mountain.

The path to Shuiyun Mountain wasn’t wide, forcing them to walk.

Jiang Li glanced at Wen Jiaojiao’s eight-centimeter high heels.

"Can you really manage to get up there? Should I have someone take you home?"

Wen Jiaojiao rolled up her dress confidently, "No, I can do it!"

It’s just climbing a mountain!

Much better than being bored at home alone!

Thinking this, she stuck the talisman given by Jiang Li on her forehead, then charged upward like she was on a mission.

Even Ji Yanbai was a bit startled, watching her with a suitcase in hand, looking at Jiang Li.

"Didn’t expect Ms. Wen to be so determined."

Jiang Li watched Wen Jiaojiao’s back with a sneer, "Ha, I bet she won’t last ten minutes."

Sure enough, eight minutes later, Wen Jiaojiao stripped off her high heels and plopped down on the roadside, her face tearful.

"Why is this mountain road so hard to climb! It’s harder than when I hiked Chixia Mountain for Flash Change, and I can’t climb anymore. I need a break."

Ji Yanbai checked his watch, his expression a bit twisted.

"But Ms. Wen, we’ve barely covered a tenth of the way."

"What?!" Wen Jiaojiao was about to cry, "Haven’t I walked a lot already? How come it’s less than a tenth?!"

Ji Yanbai: "..."

In the end, Jiang Li had Ji Yanbai carry Wen Jiaojiao, while she took the suitcase herself.

After all, Shuiyun Mountain was deserted, and she wouldn’t feel safe leaving Wen Jiaojiao halfway.

Freed from walking, Wen Jiaojiao appeared much happier, carrying her high heels in one hand and her bag in the other, constantly looking at the surrounding scenery.

"The view here is nice, we should come here more often."

"The weather is great today, not too cold nor too hot."

"Lili, where are you going to live stream exactly?"

"Oh right, is it that Shuiyun Temple? The place where Mr. He stays, right!"

"Lili....."

Jiang Li: "......"

Maybe she should consider crafting a silence charm for her.

Finally, they made it to the top. Luckily Ji Yanbai, being ex-military, found carrying Wen Jiaojiao and climbing the mountain no big deal.

Chang Song from Shuiyun Temple had received the message early and was waiting at the entrance.

Seeing Jiang Li and the others approaching, he greeted them with a smile and took the suitcase from Jiang Li’s hand.

"Miss Jiang, you came quite fast. My senior brother is almost ready too."

Wen Jiaojiao finally got off Ji Yanbai’s back, put on her high heels while leaning against a low pine tree.

As soon as she raised her eyes, she saw the shabby little temple not far away, and exclaimed——

"It’s so shabby."

She thought the place where Mr. He stayed would be much more high-end!