Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Suddenly Made a Comeback!
Chapter 473: Little Hua? What a Joke!

Chapter 473: Chapter 473: Little Hua? What a Joke!

Su Yinwan completely fell apart after hearing the news in the shower, her eyes instantly reddening.

"What should we do, Brother Shaojing? I haven’t even finished washing my hair yet."

Shang Shaojing was also very worried.

We had already settled here, and now the only water source suddenly vanished.

"You better come out first," he said, pressing his brow, trying his best to keep a pleasant tone.

"But..." Su Yinwan bit her lip, clearly reluctant, "I still have foam in my hair, it’s not good to come out now."

She is a celebrity!

How embarrassing would it be if this scene was captured on camera!

However, Ren Yue said in a low voice, "Sister Wan, there’s only muddy water left inside now—if you don’t come out—"

Before he could finish, Su Yinwan burst out screaming, then hurriedly dressed and ran out, covering her head.

"How did this happen? Where did all this mud come from?!"

Her once clean and soft hair was now half foam and half muddy water, much of the same sliding down her face, and her clothes misshapen, making her look utterly disheveled.

Zheng Xun’s eyes lit up in the helicopter.

Seeing an opportunity to divert attention, he commanded the drone to fly closer and recorded a high-definition video of Su Yinwan.

"This is your so-called national goddess? What’s the difference between her and ordinary people?"

"Haha, this is what she gets for trying to bathe on a deserted island."

"Celebrities really are melodramatic."

"Well, compared to Jiang Li next door, at least his team is thriving because of his efforts."

"Exactly, I’ve been watching for days now; Su Yinwan seems incapable of doing anything other than whining and can’t even cook. What’s she doing here?"

In no time, all kinds of negative reviews about Su Yinwan emerged, and her pictures covered with foam and muddy water were posted on social media, mockingly called "The Goddess Emerges from the Bath," instantly becoming a sensation everywhere.

Sister Zhuola then appeared slowly, taken aback by Su Yinwan’s state, and asked expressionlessly, "What happened?"

Ren Yue quickly recounted the incident.

Zhuola immediately went to inspect the small stream.

After feeling the soft soil, she scoffed, "This isn’t stream water at all but rainwater forced up by the soil pressure. The sun will naturally evaporate it, and I guess Jiang Li moved yesterday because they realized this."

And they had used it before leaving, so there wasn’t much left.

Now all of it was wasted by Su Yinwan as bathwater.

Zhuola was quite resentful, but she couldn’t show it as she worked for Shang Shaojing, and Su Yinwan was entangled with her boss, so she had to keep her feelings to herself.

However, astute netizens had already deciphered the truth from her words and started criticizing Su Yinwan for wasting water.

Realizing the potential backlash, Su Yinwan quickly resorted to her last resort—acting pitiful.

Her eyes welled up instantly, and she tugged at Shang Shaojing’s clothing, looking pitifully remorseful, "I’m sorry, Brother Shaojing, I didn’t know it would be like this. I thought there was a lot more water... I’m sorry, it’s all my fault."

"Ugh, here we go again, always crying. I’m sick of it."

"Alright, now that the filter’s gone, just apologize and stop acting so wronged, when it was clearly your fault."

At this point, Shang Shaojing couldn’t say much else, only offering comfort, "There’s a bit of water left in the tent, go clean your hair with that."

"But..." Ren Yue cautiously raised his hand, "That water has already been used to cook porridge. However, Sister Zhuola’s bathwater from last night is still there, we were planning to use it for laundry..."

Zhuola smacked Ren Yue on the head, her expression cold, "How can you let someone use my bathwater to wash their hair?"

Looking at Su Yinwan, she said, "Don’t you still have some points? Go exchange them for some more water."

Su Yinwan’s face grew increasingly grim.

Water is the most expensive item in the exchange, she wouldn’t have enough to wash her hair even if she used all her remaining points.

Could she really use Zhuola’s bathwater?!

She might as well die!

But with her hair this dirty, she’s practically indistinguishable from a corpse.

Caught between a rock and a hard place, Su Yinwan immediately regretted joining this reality show for punishment.

Zhuola gave her a deep look, then hugged her arms and said to Ren Yue, "Don’t just stand there, hurry up and wash your clothes."

Ren Yue hesitated for a moment, then nodded and turned to run towards the tent.

"Don’t..." Su Yinwan said through gritted teeth, stopping him, "Save that water... for me to use....."

[LOL our goddess has fallen to using someone else’s bathwater to wash her hair.]

[Master: Ew, gross!]

[What are you laughing at? Wenwen is already miserable, and you’re still kicking her while she’s down.]

[Let’s laugh, it’s her own fault for choosing to take that bath!] freёwebnovel.com

Seeing that his goal of drawing attention was achieved, Zheng Xun contentedly left with the helicopter.

With the presence of Jin Siyue, Shang Shaojing didn’t take anyone else seriously, let alone this Su Yinwan.

What top-notch starlet? She’s just a joke added to his program.

The silver helicopter slowly took off, yet soon, the pilot’s astonished voice sounded in Zheng Xun’s headset—

"Director, wild boar!"

Zheng Xun: Hmm?

He focused his eyes and saw, not far away, a large black figure struggling fiercely and intermittently letting out terrifying roars.

Even sitting in the helicopter, Zheng Xun’s scalp tingled.

Isn’t that the wild boar they caught yesterday?

Why is it still tied here?!

Then another voice broke through along with the wild boar’s roars, intermittently.

"One two.... One two...."

"Run faster, watch the formation."

"Jiang Yan, didn’t you eat? Why are you just walking?"

"Sister, I really haven’t eaten! If I keep running, I’m going to die."

"One more word and you’ll run five extra laps."

"...."

The fog below gradually parted, revealing several faint figures.

Zheng Xun, who picked up the binoculars to get a clear view, instantly widened his eyes.

—Wow, Team Q is actually running around the wild boar?!

Have they gone mad, or has he?

[OMG, Jiang Li is as tireless as ever.]

[666 they’re up running so early; I’m still lying in bed.]

[LOL, after all this time, Master still isn’t used to being woken up by Sister Li for exercise, is he?]

[Honestly, though Team Q is at the bottom of the leaderboard, it’s the best performing team I’ve seen so far.]