Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Suddenly Made a Comeback! -
Chapter 470: Why Talk About Pigs When Looking at Him?
Chapter 470: Chapter 470: Why Talk About Pigs When Looking at Him?
Wrapped in a bit of warmth, Jiang Yan slowly came to.
First, he heard the crackling sound of flames, then he smelled the aroma of roasted chestnuts.
His rumbling stomach instantly made him open his eyes. Without even getting a clear look at his surroundings, he dashed to the bonfire and grabbed a handful of roasted chestnuts to stuff into his mouth.
Seeing this, Yu Li subconsciously moved to the side, fearing Jiang Yan would splatter debris on him.
Shang Shuyue, somewhat unable to watch, unscrewed a bottle of mineral water and handed it over.
"Eat slowly, chestnuts can be choking."
Jiang Yan gulped down a few mouthfuls of water while nodding haphazardly.
After he had nearly finished eating, he then remembered to look at the pile of chestnut shells at his feet.
"Where did you guys get these chestnuts?" he then looked around and asked, "And where is this?"
Bai Lu, carefully peeling pine nuts, replied nonchalantly, "This is that wild boar’s den. These chestnuts and pine nuts must be the supplies hoarded by that pig."
Jiang Yan: ???
So he was sleeping where the wild boar slept and eating what the wild boar ate?!
What had he become?!
Mixed feelings swirled in Jiang Yan’s heart. At that moment, Jiang Li walked in from outside and threw his bag of supplies on the ground.
"I used the remaining points to exchange for some blankets and quilts. Let’s sleep well tonight and consider the rest tomorrow."
"Yay," Bai Lu volunteered enthusiastically and stood up. "Then let me set up the beds."
She then picked up the blankets and dashed into the deeper part of the cave.
Her eagerness stemmed from a reason—she wanted to sleep next to Jiang Li!
By taking control of setting up the beds, her idol would definitely be within her grasp!
[Hahaha, Miss Bai Lu is so cute.]
[I used to think she was cold from the material I saw, but roadshows can’t be completely trusted.]
[I thought Bai Lu would be a drag on Lili and her group, but it seems she’s quite diligent, didn’t even complain about being tired, much better than some guy!]
That guy, at this very moment, was glaring and watching Jiang Li bustling around.
"Wait, you guys really took over a wild boar’s den to live in?!"
Jiang Li glanced at him, "If you don’t want to stay, you can sleep outside."
Jiang Yan glanced at the pitch-dark outside: "...."
He thought better of it.
It was not only cold and dark outside, but there was also a giant wild boar in a coma, unaware of when it might wake up.
He might disdain the place he lived, but he couldn’t disdain the length of his own life.
With that thought, Jiang Yan forcefully convinced himself to sleep on the blanket filled with dry straw.
He was assigned to share a bed with Yu Li, but it seemed the other man slightly disdained him. After a polite smile, he moved his sleeping spot near the cave entrance.
Jiang Yan pouted and didn’t bother with this peculiar fellow anymore, immersing himself in his own dreams.
He had a dream.
In the dream, he was a brave and handsome knight from the medieval times, riding his white horse, brandishing a handsome sword, and courageously advancing toward Demon Mountain.
He then slew the Demon Dragon and returned to the castle amid cheers and flowers.
And in that castle lived the princess he yearned for.
The princess had waterfall-like golden hair, deep enchanting blue eyes, a proud figure, and snow-white skin.
He climbed up the castle in haste, eager for an intimate embrace, and the princess also opened her arms expectantly.
However, just as he was about to kiss those crimson lips, the princess opened her mouth and issued... a wild boar-like scream.
Yes, a wild boar’s scream.
Then, the face of the princess contorted, her teeth lengthened bit by bit and completely protruded outward. Her fair skin turned dark and rough, eventually transforming completely into a monster.
"Yes, the beautiful young princess had turned into an ugly wild boar, and it continuously roared at him.
Jiang Yan was so frightened by this close-range impact that he screamed loudly, jumped out of bed using his hands and feet, and then realized that everyone else was staring at him with gloomy faces.
Bai Lu scratched her messy hair, her face looking rather bad.
"Young Master Jiang, it’s only five in the morning. Do you realize how loud you just screamed?"
The wild boar outside timely let out a sound.
Bai Lu continued, "Even louder than that."
Yu Li sat cross-legged on a haystack, his expression cold, but the dark circles under his eyes highlighted his current displeasure.
"Young Master Jiang had a nightmare? Mr. Yu can give you an acupuncture for free."
Jiang Yan: "...."
Better not.
He didn’t want to have a paralyzed face again!
Afterward, he patted his chest with lingering fear, "Thank goodness it was just a dream..."
His wife turning into a wild boar, that was even more nightmarish than a nightmare.
The wild boar outside howled again, full of rage, making everyone in the cave tremble with fear.
Shang Shuyue finally noticed something was amiss.
"Where is Jiang Li?"
Only then did everyone start looking around, only to find Jiang Li’s bed neatly made and no trace of him.
Bai Lu started to panic subconsciously.
She had always suffered from insomnia, but last night, she had slept surprisingly soundly next to Jiang Li. It was only Jiang Yan’s scream that had startled her awake.
She had no recollection of when Jiang Li had left.
Just as everyone anxiously tried to contact someone with their watches, sudden rustling noises came from the cave entrance.
Jiang Yan got scared and instinctively hid behind Yu Li.
The morning mist at Dragon Ridge Island was thick, especially near the cave with its significant temperature difference, enveloping everything in a heavy white fog.
Within this blurry haze, a black figure staggered toward them.
The timid Bai Lu immediately jumped behind Shang Shuyue.
"What, what is that? It’s not that wild boar coming in, is it?"
After all, it was only tied with nylon rope, and they had taken over its cave, it would be odd if it weren’t angry!
Shang Shuyue snorted coldly, pretending to be calm, "So what if it’s the wild boar?"
If Jiang Li could subdue it, she should at least hold it off for a while.
Thinking thus, Shang Shuyue picked up a relatively thick stick and stepped forward.
She was all ready to attack when the figure spoke—
"Give me a hand."
It was the familiar voice of Jiang Li.
Everyone immediately relaxed, Bai Lu was the first to rush over.
"Thank goodness, Jiang Li, you’re finally back!"
Jiang Li was baffled by her bear hug, holding her with one hand while taking off the branches he was carrying on his back with the other.
"What happened?"
Bai Lu turned around, her resentful eyes shooting toward Jiang Yan.
"Nothing, just got scared by a certain pig’s noise."
Jiang Yan: ?
Why look at him when talking about the pig?
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