Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Suddenly Made a Comeback! -
Chapter 454: Are these two people crazy?!
Chapter 454: Chapter 454: Are these two people crazy?!
Shang Shuyue felt that following Jiang Li was the best decision she had made aside from filling out her college entrance exam application!
In the early morning, before she even opened her eyes, the aroma of green onion pancakes and millet porridge had already snuck into her nostrils.
Inside the tent, a charcoal fire kept the blankets toasty warm, and herbs that repel mosquitoes hung all around.
It was safe to say, this had been the sweetest night’s sleep she had had since coming to Dragon Ridge Island.
Shang Shuyue stretched languidly, her gaze sweeping over a still deeply sleeping Jiang Yan, who was even snoring, then she went silent for a moment before throwing off the blankets and stepping out.
After freshening up, Yu Li also came out.
Jiang Li, who was tending to the porridge, turned her head to look at them.
"Where’s Jiang Yan?"
Shang Shuyue didn’t speak, but Yu Li turned his head back and said, "Still sleeping."
"Wake him up."
"Okay."
Yu Li turned and went back into the tent, and five minutes later, he emerged with a somewhat twisted expression.
"No good, he just won’t wake up."
[Hahaha, Young Master Jiang’s love for sleeping in is kicking in again.]
[If Richard were still here now, Jiang Yan would definitely jump out of bed right away.]
Without a second thought, Jiang Li stood up, scooped up a fish they had caught just yesterday with a net, and entered the tent.
Then, without any explanation, she flung the fish right onto Jiang Yan’s face.
Shang Shuyue and Yu Li were stunned.
So were the viewers in the live stream.
[Holy shit, Jiang Li is so bold??]
[Man, if I did that to my brother, he’d definitely kill me.]
[Hahahaha, Sister Li is true to her name, the second she picked up the net I knew what she was about to do.]
The icy cold grass carp, along with the even colder stream water, slapped hard against Jiang Yan’s cheeks.
Jiang Yan sprung out of bed in an instant, letting loose a ghostly howl.
"Holy fuck fuck fuck!! What the hell is this?!"
"Damn it, why the hell is there a fish on my bed?!"
Then, he saw Jiang Li standing emotionless at the entrance.
Jiang Yan: "....."
"It wasn’t you, was it?" He stormed over, indignant. "Is this how you wake people up?"
Jiang Li glanced at him, then turned away.
"You’ve got ten minutes to bring the fish out and get yourself cleaned up."
Shang Shuyue couldn’t bear to watch anymore.
Based on her understanding of Jiang Yan, every single action and word from Jiang Li was utterly hitting his sore spot.
There was definitely going to be a sibling showdown.
She remembered how these two had once fought across an entire grade, even startling the principal in the end.
And now....
Shang Shuyue quietly covered her eyes, wanting to distance herself from this source of conflict, yet quite unexpectedly, Jiang Yan’s voice drifted into her ears—
"Okay."
Shang Shuyue: ?????
Okay???
Just an "Okay"?
She removed her hand in shock only to witness a scene that would astonish her for a lifetime—
Jiang Yan obediently turned, caught the still wriggling fish regardless of its fishy stink, and without any complaints, placed it in the enclosed area Jiang Li had set up by the stream. Then he went back into the tent to wash up.
Shang Shuyue: ?
Was this still the fearless, stubborn, arrogant, and impolite Young Master Jiang she knew?
In just a few days, Shang Shuyue had witnessed far too many reversals, and for a moment she began to doubt whether there was some special magnetic field on the island.
The sky gradually lit up with the pale light of dawn, and the group finished packing up, sitting quietly by the rocks waiting for breakfast to start.
Jiang Li put out the fire, clapped his hands, and stood up.
"Alright, next we’ll go for training!"
Yu Li: ?
Shang Shuyue: ?
Jiang Yan: Haha, I knew it!
"No." Shang Shuyue was the first to protest, "Aren’t we going to have breakfast?"
Jiang Li looked at her, "Only those who work hard and diligently deserve to eat the breakfast I make."
"Hurry, it’s already seven, not early anymore. Get moving."
Saying this, she tied her ponytail up.
Yu Li didn’t have much to complain about, after all, early morning exercise is very nourishing according to the philosophy of traditional Chinese medicine.
But when he started to warm up, ready to practice a set of Tai Chi Boxing, Jiang Li tied a rock to his leg.
Yu Li: ?
After weighing all three of them down, Jiang Li stood at the front.
"Starting now, run five laps around the hill ahead, and then we’ll have breakfast."
Yu Li: ?
He glanced at the hill in front, comparable to two large sports fields.
"Captain Jiang, do we really have to run?"
Jiang Li was already tying his shoelaces, "Good physical condition is key to surviving in the wild. Right now, we don’t have good nutritional supplements, so we can only rely on exercise to maintain our physical strength."
Finished speaking, she dashed out.
Yu Li was ignited by Jiang Li’s words and started running after taking off his glasses.
Jiang Yan, though reluctant, knew that dragging his feet would only bring more severe consequences, so he also followed with a sigh.
Shang Shuyue: ?
Was she crazy or was the world crazy?
But there was no choice, she couldn’t stay there alone and had to start running as well.
Fortunately, she practiced karate year-round and could keep up with her physical fitness, even with the added weight, running was a breeze for her.
Watching Jiang Li running at the front, her competitive desire ignited subconsciously, and after clenching her teeth, she quickened her pace and ran past Jiang Li.
Jiang Li frowned, and seeing this, she too picked up speed.
So, neither willing to yield to the other, what started as a simple weighted run turned into a sprint race.
[??? Holy shit, are these two trying to kill themselves?]
[How can they even be competitive about this???]
[Damn, it’s a shame the national team didn’t see potential in Jiang Li.]
Yu Li and Jiang Yan, who were lagging two full laps behind, were dumbfounded.
Jiang Yan, panting heavily, leaned against a tree.
"Damn, are these two insane?"
Yu Li had little energy left and could only nod in agreement.
Not far away, a team hidden behind the rocks fell silent at the sight of Jiang Li and Shang Shuyue’s mad dash.
A man nudged the person beside him, "Captain, are we still going in? These people... don’t seem quite normal, do they?"
Who runs races around a hill with rocks tied to them early in the morning?
And those two women have been running so long without the slightest sign of stopping!
You can imagine the strength of the two men following them!
The captain swallowed hard.
Originally, he was relieved when he saw a team of only four people, thinking he had found a vulnerability, but now it looked like... the vulnerability was themselves.
"Retreat," he said sternly, "We’re better off playing it safe."
Thus, the backup team that had been ambushed for nearly half an hour quietly retreated and added Jiang Li and Shang Shuyue to the offensive blacklist.
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