Leaning on my chair in class, I stared at the sky through the window.

The weather was clear, but my heart wasn’t. A deep sigh escaped me, giving me the feeling that my soul escaped with it.

Kaito, who didn’t understand the weight of my feelings, clearly looked confused. Putting down his phone, he opened his mouth.

“What’s wrong?”

“Nothing. I just… have been disappointed by the world.”

“What have you contributed to the world to think you deserve anything from it?”

Kaito replied flatly. Because he probably thought I was just talking nonsense, he lost interest and returned to playing on his phone.

Too bad, Kaito, you don’t get it. But as the only person from the normal world, maybe I’m the only one who understands this suffering.

After all, I just watched a porno film.

Since browsing magazines wouldn’t be enough to satisfy me, I spent the whole night watching porno films (for research purposes, of course).

But what did I get?

Disappointment again.

After seeing women’s magazines that were quite… “sexy”, I had hopes that adult content in this world might be good.

But no!

All I got was thousands of videos where the male actor was the focus.

While the female actors?

They were just the camerawomen “enjoying” the male actors. Their bodies were never shown, and I couldn’t even see their chests—not even a glimpse!

Watching that kind of thing almost traumatized me.

... Looking at my best friend again, suddenly I remember about the Game Club. I ... should be able to invite Kaito, right?

Straightened my back, I called him again.

“Hey, Kaito.”

“I’m busy.”

“You’re still not in any club yet, right?”

His thumbs that were tapping on the screen stopped. He turned toward me.

“Club?”

“Yeah. Me and my friend are making one right now. But the problem is we’re short on members. So if you want to…”

“…Unfortunately, you’re late. A friend of mine just invited me into another club yesterday.”

Well, luck can’t always be on my side, right?

---

Seeing my best friend’s face every day is boring. Especially now that he’s no longer useful to me. So, I left class and planned to meet Yuri.

“I wonder if she already found a potential member… I’m not expecting much though.”

But if she really did find someone willing to join the club, I’d be very interested to meet who it is.

My steps became a bit more enthusiastic.

Even though, when on the way, I suddenly encountered an obstacle. .

Holding my stomach, my legs lost strength. Sweat poured down my forehead.

“Wh-Why do nature’s calls always come without warning…”

Without hesitation, I ran to the restroom.

Being in a hurry isn’t a good thing, so my body almost lost balance several times and nearly crashed into the door.

Luckily, with all my strength, the toilet came into view. Pulling down my pants, I sat down.

Only, instead of the relief I hoped for, a sharp, excruciating pain struck—so intense I felt veins bulge from my clenched fists.

D-Damn it, what’s going on!?

The pain came from the lower part of my body. I had a bad feeling, and several curses popped into my mind the moment I looked down.

Because what I witnessed was a horror I never imagined.

Dark red, warm, and flowing out, dripping into the toilet bowl.

Why. Why. Why!? Why is there blood coming out of my dick!?

I wasn’t given time to think or question it further, because things only got worse.

Shit! It hurts like hell!

All I wanted to do now was thrash around. But afraid that’d make things worse, I could only punch my own knees—hoping the pain from my dick could be diverted this way.

Of course, I knew that changed nothing. The blood kept flowing, along with the sting like being pierced by thousands of needles.

“DAAAMN!”

Every second felt like an hour.

Time moved so slowly, as if deliberately torturing me—to make me feel this pain longer.

Fortunately, though long, it wasn’t eternal. Because slowly the blood flowing out began to lessen and lessen, until finally turning into small drips.

My body felt hot. My breathing was erratic. Even the slightest movement made me tremble uncontrollably.

That’s why I knew this probably wasn’t over yet.

So… I-I have to call someone! But who can I call!?

…Right! Kaito! Kaito! Kaito should be able to help! He’s still in class, right!?

All the last energy I had went into pulling my phone from my pocket. Slowly but surely, I opened my contacts.

Hurry! Hurry!

Unfortunately, even scrolling the screen was hard. And tapping such small contact names? My fingers wouldn’t work properly!

As a result, I misdialed.

I didn’t even know whose number it was.

Whatever! As long as it’s someone, I should at least ask for help first!

Then, a few seconds passed, and my call was answered. I immediately pressed the phone to my ear.

“Hello? Ren? I didn’t expect you’d call me first. What’s up?”

Luckily, it was the voice of someone who might be able to help me right now.

“Elias! Help me!”

“Woah! W-What? Are you in trouble!?”

“My penis is bleeding!”

“…”

Strangely, Elias went silent. I could hear the stillness from the other side of the phone. After a two-second pause, he then answered.

“…Is this a high school joke or something?”

Wh-Why would he think that!? I’m in a super serious condition here!

“I’m serious! My banana is bleeding!”

“Ah… Um, hahaha! You’re so funny! I didn’t know jokes these days have gotten this creative! Look, even the baby in my belly is laughing!”

The stinging pain hit me again. My banana twitched, and for a moment I thought it might fall off at any second.

Tears started falling from my eyes.

“E-Elias, please don’t joking around. I’m dead serious…”

“…Alright. Did you forget to bring a pad or something?”

…Huh? 

A pad?

Then, a thought crossed my mind.

Because in this world men have wombs… D-Does that mean I can menstruate too!?

“What should I do!?”

“Why are you panicking so much? Isn’t this not your first time menstruating?”

This is my first tiiiiiiime!

In my whole life, I’ve never had blood come out of my bananas!

“Well, but if you didn’t bring a pad ... that’s a bit tricky. You’re still at school, right? If you haven’t stained your pants yet, try going to the infirmary. There should be some pads there.”

The infirmary?

Ms. Mizuuuuuuuuuu!

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