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Chapter 709 - 500 Liu Zheng: Boss, does it know about us?_2

Chapter 709: Chapter 500 Liu Zheng: Boss, does it know about us?_2

The Big White Goose shook its head.

"However, the longest I’ve seen doesn’t exceed three minutes."

Three minutes is definitely a big loss compared to the original one-hour duration, but having the full strength of its body for a short time is a huge gain.

Whether it’s a loss or a gain depends on how he uses it.

"Thank you, big brother."

Liu Zheng bowed with his tentacle.

No matter what ill intentions the Big White Goose harbors, at least now it’s helping him.

"Supporting the young is only right. By the way, I heard you guys are going abroad again?"

The Big White Goose suddenly said.

"Seems like there’s something like that going on."

He replied calmly, but his heart instantly went on alert.

"For the delivery department, it’s you, and for the kitchen, it’s Salmon. Now only our customer service department personnel haven’t been decided, and the British Minister is quite troubled by this."

The Big White Goose said leisurely.

"The British Minister, with his strategic calculations, will surely make the right decision."

Liu Zheng gave a compliment over the air.

"Of course, but we can’t let the British Minister worry alone. As a member of the customer service department, I should do my part. How about I go with you?"

The Big White Goose’s pitch-black pupils suddenly stared straight at him, sending shivers down one’s spine.

"That would be great. With big brother around, we can rest easy."

Liu Zheng said joyfully.

"Really?"

"Really."

"No ’but’?"

"No ’but’."

"Then I’ll recommend myself when I return, okay?"

"If the British Minister disagrees, I’ll be the first to plead for you."

He said with righteous indignation.

"Hahaha, you know how to talk pretty. How can someone from the delivery department have a say in our customer service department’s personnel arrangements?"

The Big White Goose tapped him with the tip of its wing.

"Forget it, as the saying goes, old bones aren’t useful. I’m old and no longer familiar with the outside world. Going out would only drag you down; let the British Minister handle it."

"Alright, I’m leaving now."

It shook its head and said.

"Take care, big brother."

Watching the Big White Goose walk away with a suitcase, Liu Zheng’s expression gradually cooled down.

"Master, does it know?"

He asked Niu Ma.

"How would I know? But this old guy is deeply rooted in the customer service department, it wouldn’t be surprising if he knew."

Niu Ma’s face didn’t look good either.

"Should the plan continue?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Continue. Are there a few frog spirits in the pond who’ve stopped planting gourd vines? If pushed too far, the three of us can set him up and turn this old timer into roast goose."

Niu Ma said with ferocity.

"The three of us? Including me?"

"Look at yourself, do you think you’re worthy? I meant Britain."

Niu Ma seized the chance to mock him.

"Huh?"

"Huh, what? You think having an ex-emperor at home means it’s comfortable? Once Ottawa is gone, he’d be the only boss of the customer service department."

Niu Ma said.

"Forget it, let’s spare him for now."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

Dealing with Ottawa is much easier than dealing with Britain, truly letting Britain monopolize the customer service department would only inflate him further, making things like getting cosplay outfits even harder.

"I was just saying, did you think killing him was easy?"

Niu Ma rolled its eyes.

Liu Zheng chuckled, putting away "Anger" and the nutrient liquid, then called Wang Manni.

"Mr. Delivery Man?"

"The situation has changed, meet as soon as possible."

He said concisely.

"Understood, I’ll contact the undercover side."

Wang Manni replied crisply, then hung up.

Soon, she called back.

"The undercover says roughly half of the enemy agency’s high officials are there, but the chairman is absent."

Wang Manni said.

"Absent? It’s fine, there are plenty of opportunities to make money, not missing this one won’t matter."

Liu Zheng said.

"Alright, then I’ll have the undercover order takeout now."

"Okay."

He hung up the phone, and a few minutes later, Ghost Hand crawled in.

Liu Zheng took out two pieces of dried fish to send it off, then picked up the delivery order on the ground.

"Dish: Cut Foot Fish Head"

"Address: Bright Center, 11th Floor"

"Ordering Person: Shui Sishisan"

"Time Limit: Two Hours"

"Good."

Seeing the delivery time limit, he nodded in satisfaction.

Two hours, more than enough time to handle those little affairs.

"Master, I’ll deliver this order."

Liu Zheng raised the delivery order and said.

"As if someone would snatch it from you, deliver all you like."

Niu Ma swaggered to a pile of grass and lay down, then turned over, presenting its rear to him.

"Master, don’t you think you should work out? Your rear can’t even sink in the water."

Liu Zheng quipped.

Although the strength of extraordinary creatures has no necessary connection with their size, being too fat is an eyesore.

"This is called muscle cushion, the healthiest shape, understand? You bumpkin humans."

Niu Ma said disdainfully.

"I think you’re not far from muscle sufficiency. Look at Champion Bull’s figure, that’s a defined contour full of muscular and strength beauty..."

"So it died. Who’s that muscle show-off intended for? Standing out only gets you culled."

Niu Ma interrupted him.

"But when fattened, even bulls have to get slaughtered."

Liu Zheng retorted.

"Am I stupid? Run before slaughter isn’t completed. Who do you think stands out more, muscle-training bulls or fat-hoarding bulls?"

Niu Ma argued confidently.

"Twisted logic and heresy. Not arguing with you, I’m delivering takeout."

He pursed his lips, shouldered the Legendary Takeout Box, and left the lounge.

"Hiss!"

Opening the food box, Liu Zheng took a deep breath.

He saw a huge fish head lying in the porcelain plate, surrounded by the legs of mini people.

The mini people’s feet were all cut off, leaving only bleeding legs still moving.

"Name: Cut Foot Fish Head (One-time Use)"

"Type: Item"

"Quality: Excellent"

"Effect 1: Restores a moderate amount of stamina."

"Effect 2: Enhances leg explosiveness."

"Remark: Wrong direction, the faster you run, the farther you get from the target."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"Did the Fisherman give me such a fish?"

Liu Zheng recalled and couldn’t remember.

"Forget it, as long as the system says it’s fine, it’s edible."

He gritted his teeth.

After all, he had a "Kicking" skill, and this "enhancing leg explosiveness" effect was quite tempting.

Placed in the Legendary Takeout Box, a green light lit up, indicating the dish was correct.

"To the ’Silk Cave’."

He got on the "Hound" and said.

Though two hours is plenty, he had even more to do, so speed would be for the best.

"Alright. Are you planning to blow up the 11th floor again? Why not rent ’Little Kitten’?"

The driver asked.

"Because I think the office building won’t make the mistake of letting us drive a tank in again."

Liu Zheng said.

Plus, since this time the explosive is provided by Wang Manni’s company, if the power isn’t enough it’s not his problem.

"Alright, you’re the employer, you call the shots."

The driver shrugged and then stepped on the gas.

Soon, they arrived at the entrance of Silk Cave.

This time, Liu Zheng didn’t need to disguise, he directly used his tentacle to pluck the spider silk.

"Chirp chirp?"

The Box Weaving Spider’s voice came from inside.

"Don’t chirp, it’s me, the takeout delivery man."

He said.

"What are you here for again, annoying human?"

The Box Weaving Spider switched to common language, sounding not very pleased.

"Finding you business and still annoying?"

"I don’t need your business, our Spider Clan’s works always are in short supply."

The Box Weaving Spider said proudly.

"What a coincidence, my goods here are always high in price but without market."

Liu Zheng said, not backing down.

"Did you bring bugs for me?"

The Box Weaving Spider asked in surprise.

"Now can I give you business?"

He asked in return.

"Come in, you’re a valued guest now, though still annoying."

The Box Weaving Spider said.

"Thanks, you could have left out the last part."

Liu Zheng said expressionlessly, then parted the spider web and entered the cave.