The Sweetness of the Seventies
Chapter 845 - 814: Dirty Joke, Seeing Everything

Chapter 845: Chapter 814: Dirty Joke, Seeing Everything

He Tiantian was slightly surprised and chuckled, "It’s not good to let you all spend money. I’ll treat you all to a meal tomorrow."

"No way, this is a farewell dinner for Teacher He, how can we let the teacher pay!" Yuan Hua said, "Teacher He, just come tomorrow. It’s the whole class’s sentiment."

"Alright, I’ll come over tomorrow noon." He Tiantian agreed, thinking that she would just pay the bill in advance when they ate tomorrow.

"Then, Teacher He, see you tomorrow." Yuan Hua said joyfully, leaving to make some preparations.

He Tiantian smiled contentedly, not because the students were treating her to a meal but because of the students’ sentiment.

When she got home, He Tiantian was all smiles.

Jiang Lifang asked with a smile, "What’s got you so happy?"

"Haha!" He Tiantian replied, "I said goodbye to the students today, and they’re treating me to a meal tomorrow to see me off!"

"That’s really nice." Jiang Lifang said, "Your care is felt by them. However, the students don’t have much money. It’s fine for them to treat you, but don’t forget to pay."

"Yeah, that’s what I was thinking." He Tiantian said, "Tomorrow I’ll find a chance to pay."

"Right, don’t let the students spend." Jiang Lifang said, not lacking this money at home, accepting others’ sentiment is enough.

At night, after putting her child to sleep, He Tiantian started grading papers for two hours, completing a third, but there were still two days left, it should be enough time.

The next morning, she graded some more papers, and by ten o’clock, she cycled to Xiao He Private Restaurant.

Yuan Hua had already reserved the large private room upstairs for the students, with four tables which along with He Tiantian could fill three tables.

"Teacher He, instead of saying thank you, let’s just share some jokes that happened among us students." Yuan Hua wasn’t a mushy person, although feeling sentimental, smiling could reduce some of that sentiment.

With Yuan Hua’s suggestion, everyone also revealed their smiles.

He Tiantian sat down, took a sip of barley tea, and said, "Alright, go on, I want to hear what outlandish things have happened in our class?"

A boy stood up saying, "Teacher, it’s a bit risqué, can I say it?"

Another boy next to him immediately covered the first boy’s mouth, loudly scolding, "You can’t say it! You can’t say it!"

Everyone saw that boy and burst into laughter.

The men were laughing heartily, and the women blushed but all were smiling ear to ear.

"Hehe, sure." He Tiantian said, "Jokes are fine to see and should be classy, not crass."

At another table, a boy stood up, saying, "You guys hold Wu Hao back, I’ll tell it."

"You can’t say it, Liu Hua, you bunch of rascals, is my reputation going to be ruined here today?" Wu Hao said, half crying and laughing, looking towards Teacher He, who seemed like a goddess.

He Tiantian, mischievously said, "Go ahead, anyhow all the classmates know, one more person knowing doesn’t make a difference!"

Tang Ping’an chuckled, saying, "It’s not just our class, I guess our whole department knows, it’s quite famous in school as well."

"Ah?" He Tiantian was astonished, "That’s a huge impact!"

He Tiantian’s curiosity was piqued, and she looked expectantly at Liu Hua, who had stood up.

"Hehe!" Liu Hua chuckled, "Usually I’d take a blade for my brothers, but today to make Teacher He laugh, I’ve decided to ’stab’ my brothers first."

"Hahaha..." everyone burst into laughter, and the females laughed more openly than before, heating up the atmosphere.

Liu Hua stood up, saying, "Teacher, here’s what happened. Last month, the weather was extremely hot, sleep was elusive due to the heat and sweat, but unlike other lazy guys, Wu Hao bathed three times a day. That morning, Wu Hao went to the bathroom right after getting up. Normally, the cleaning lady comes at half-past six, but that day, oddly, she came at six. Wu Hao was showering, thinking it was a classmate and didn’t mind. After finishing, as he turned around with his bucket and was walking out, he saw the cleaning lady staring in shock. Wu Hao was also stunned, not knowing what to do and froze. Thankfully, the kind lady reminded him, ’Young man, didn’t you know to cover up with the bucket?’ Only then did Wu Hao use the bucket to cover his essentials and ran back to the dorm like a slaughtered pig, all the while cheekily yelling that he was seen naked..."

"Hahaha..."

He Tiantian listened and joined in the laughter.

"So funny!" He Tiantian laughed heartily, "This could be nominated for the sensational event of the year."

"Yes, it’s at the top of the list." Tang Ping’an said, "I’ll never forget this event or Wu Hao in my life."

Liu Hua added, "Although it’s just for laughs, there’s no malice, and we all will remember it for a lifetime, so you’re not at a loss."

"I am at a loss!" Wu Hao said, "The management department girl I’ve been chasing for a year won’t even look at me anymore."

"Hehe, that was not meant to be, there are better girls waiting for you ahead." Tang Ping’an said, everyone knew this, and even without this incident, that girl wouldn’t have fancied Wu Hao.

It was just an excuse.

"You guys, if I end up without a wife, I’m blaming you all." Wu Hao said cheekily, being an open and jocular person.

Because of being seen naked, he became a celebrity, and nobody could top that.

Afterward, others also shared funny incidents among the students.

During the meal, He Tiantian excused herself to use the restroom and went to the counter to pay.

"Hello, the money for Peony Hall has already been paid," the proprietress said, "These students are quite strange, they usually pay after eating, but today they insisted on paying first. Now I understand, someone was competing to pay!"

He Tiantian chuckled, saying, "I was actually planning to treat them to a meal."

Since she didn’t need to pay, she didn’t and instead prepared some gifts to give to the students later.

Yuan Hua, who had sneaked back, said, "Teacher He did try to pay, luckily we paid first."

"Ah, Teacher He is the best teacher I’ve ever had," Liu Hua said, and so good-looking too.

"Yeah, I think so too." Yuan Hua said, "We need to study hard and create well so that when others ask us who our favorite teacher was, we’ll say Teacher He, letting more people know how great Teacher He is."

"Mm-hmm," Tang Ping’an said, a publishing house had sent some questions for an interview to be published in a magazine to promote him.

One question was: Whom do you most want to thank on your creative journey?

Without hesitation, Tang Ping’an wrote, "My homeroom teacher, my mentor."

Indeed, without He Tiantian’s encouragement and guidance, he would not have had the opportunity to publish, nor would he have expanded his thinking, nor would he have written more fascinating stories.