The Supreme Wild Young Master
Chapter 312: Ah, Going to Fly _1

Chapter 312: Chapter 312: Ah, Going to Fly _1

That night, in the living room of a certain small building in Sunset Town.

Several women sat on the sofa, their faces filled with frustration. They had been looking forward to a feast today, but someone had ruined it for them.

Of course, they didn’t blame Zhang Xian, but they had indeed run into some bad luck today. Although Zhang Xian insisted afterwards that it was fine, they still chose to go home.

"I’m going to take a bath first," Mu Cheng got up and went upstairs.

But soon, she ran back down, saying, "Zhang Xian, come up with me, I need your help with something."

Zhang Xian turned his head, "What is it?"

Mu Cheng said, "Just come when I ask you to, why ask so many questions?"

Zhang Xian nodded and followed her upstairs.

Once on the balcony, Mu Cheng spoke awkwardly, "My... my clothes got blown onto the tree, can you help me get them down?"

Zhang Xian asked, puzzled, "Where?"

Mu Cheng pointed at a spot and said, "Over... over there, see?"

"Hehe... So, it’s there!" Zhang Xian turned to look and a lewd smile spread across his face when he saw a pair of black underwear hanging on the tree.

He had been curious before about why she was acting all coy over fetching some clothes. Turns out, it wasn’t outerwear that got blown away by the wind but intimate underwear.

One must admit, the sight of the black underwear swinging in the wind on the tree had its own unique charm!

Mu Cheng said annoyedly, "What are you staring at?"

"I’m just thinking about how to get it down," Zhang Xian wiped his nose, saying, "Elder Sister Cheng, it’s quite high up. I can’t reach it by myself, we need to cooperate!"

Mu Cheng asked, "How do we cooperate?"

Zhang Xian said, "You hold the clothes drying rod, I hold you, add our heights together and it should be long enough."

Mu Cheng gave him a sideways glance, "Are you planning on pulling some trick? And what do you mean by you holding me? Even if we did that, we wouldn’t be tall enough! Think of another way."

Zhang Xian said, "What do you mean not tall enough? I can extend you out and then you can use the clothes rod to hook your underwear."

Mu Cheng said in surprise, "Extend me out? Are you joking? It’s the second floor! If I fall, I’m done for!"

Zhang Xian chuckled, "Elder Sister Cheng, I may not be good at many things, but I am definitely strong. Even if you weigh nearly 200 pounds, I can still lift you, let alone barely 100 pounds."

Mu Cheng hesitated for a moment, grabbing the drying rod, "Ok! Let’s give it a try. If I fall and become crippled, you’re a goner."

"No worries," Zhang Xian grinned, hugging Mu Cheng’s waist, "If you become crippled, I will definitely take responsibility. You can be assured of that."

"What... what are you doing?" As Zhang Xian embraced her waist, Mu Cheng quickly pulled away, "Don’t touch me inappropriately."

Zhang Xian forced a smile, "Elder Sister Cheng, I have to hold you to extend you out! How else am I going to do that? And why are you treating me like a pervert? Would such a pure-hearted person like me do dirty things? Are you doubting my character? I’m trying to help you out of the goodness of my heart and you treat me as if I’m some kind of pervert. It’s breaking my heart."

"Where is your ’pure-heartedness’?" Mu Cheng retorted, full of scorn.

Zhang Xian wiped his nose and asked, "Where have I been impure?"

"You... never mind..." Mu Cheng clenched her teeth, "But, you... better behave when you hold me later, or else you’re in trouble!"

Zhang Xian hugged Mu Cheng. "Elder Sister Cheng, you can rest assured. If there’s anything I’m good at, it’s behaving."

Mu Cheng had already experienced Zhang Xian’s shamelessness and decided it was a waste of effort to protest more. She prepared herself.

"Elder Sister Cheng, be careful." Zhang Xian chuckled, picking up Mu Cheng, his right hand holding her legs and his left hand supporting her waist, slowly moving her forward.

Mu Cheng looked down and suddenly screamed, "Ah... Zhang Xian, I’m scared, pull me back, pull me back now, I don’t want to do this anymore."

Zhang Xian said, "Elder Sister Cheng, just focus on getting your underwear, I’m holding you, I promise nothing will go wrong. If I can’t even do this, how am I supposed to help you solve problems?"

Mu Cheng clenched her teeth, the clothes rod slowly extended towards the underwear on the tree.

Sensing that they were about to make contact, Zhang Xian extended a little further.

"That’s it..." After hooking the underwear, Mu Cheng breathed a sigh of relief and began to retract the rod slowly.

Just then, fate played its hand and the wind suddenly started to blow.

"Ah... It’s going to fly away..."

Seeing that the underwear was being blown away again, Mu Cheng quickly used the clothes rod to hook it.

The underwear floated with the wind, rolled a few times and accurately landed on Zhang Xian’s face, fitting perfectly over it.

"Bloody hell..." one hand supporting Mu Cheng’s abdomen and the other holding onto her legs, Zhang Xian was completely unable to remove the underwear stuck on his face.

Although the underwear had a faint smell of washing powder, having underwear on his head was an absolutely crappy feeling.

Mu Cheng turned her head and saw the situation, her face filled with embarrassment, "Zhang Xian, pull me back quickly."

Zhang Xian’s mouth twitched unnaturally a few times, he used his right hand to pull Mu Cheng back forcefully.

Whether it was intentional or not, he pulled Mu Cheng back and his left hand grabbed a handful of softness.

"Ah..." Mu Cheng let out a shrill shriek, her anger palpable, "Damn you, Zhang Xian, I knew you were up to no good. You kept insisting on how pure and innocent you were - is this your idea of innocent behavior?"

Zhang Xian, with his hand still on Mu Cheng’s chest, chuckled, "Elder Sister Cheng, it was a total accident. I didn’t anticipate grabbing your chest, did I?"

Mu Cheng shot back, "Stop lying! Who accidentally fondles someone’s chest after bumping into it?"

Once Zhang Xian had removed her underwear from his face, he said, "Elder Sister Cheng, it’s called a natural reflex! If I unexpectedly grab your chest, of course, I will squeeze a couple of times, isn’t it the obvious response?"

Mu Cheng retorted angrily, "You pervert, I am your cousin."

Zhang Xian countered with a smile, "Elder Sister Cheng, you are not my cousin but Qingqing’s cousin, and this relationship imposes no restraint on me."

"You..." Mu Cheng glared at him furiously, "I am done arguing with you, you wolf, give me back my underwear."

Zhang Xian, dangling the underwear in his hand, teased her with a smirk, "No, I won’t..."

Mu Cheng froze for a moment before lunging at him, clawing and scratching at him, "Die, Zhang Xian...what are you doing with my underwear? Give it back to me...give it to me now..."

Trying to stifle his laughter, Zhang Xian said, "Elder Sister Cheng, kiss me, and I’ll give it back to you. You can’t beat me anyway."

Mu Cheng was so angry that her teeth were grinding.

She had met shameless people before, but never one so utterly shameless. What on earth was he going to do with her underwear? Was he some sort of fetishist?

"Zhang Xian, what are you doing?"

Suddenly, Dong Qian, Fu Meiting, and Duan Hong appeared.

They had all heard Mu Cheng’s scream from downstairs and thought something was wrong. As they ran up, they were taken aback. Why was Zhang Xian holding a pair of black panties, and why did a furious Mu Cheng appear to be hell-bent on swallowing him whole?

A frantic Zhang Xian took a step back and hid the underwear behind his back, "Didn’t do anything..."

Mu Cheng also stopped in her tracks, trying to hide her embarrassment.

Pointing to Zhang Xian’s back, Fu Meiting suspiciously asked, "What are you hiding behind your back? I thought I saw a pair of underwear?"

Zhang Xian shook his head, "How can that be possible? You must be mistaken."

Fu Meiting turned to Duan Hong, "Did you see anything?"

Duan Hong nodded with a furrowed brow, "You’re not a fetishist, are you? I haven’t seen you act this way before."

Exasperated, Fu Meiting said, "Bring it out. We all saw it."

With his hands held up, Zhang Xian replied, "See? I have nothing in my hands. I told you that I was just fooling around with Elder Sister Zheng. Why won’t you believe me?"

Fu Meiting and Duan Hong squinted at him, baffled. They were sure they had seen something. How did it disappear so quickly?

Mu Cheng was equally surprised. Zhang Xian hadn’t done anything, his hands were behind his back, and he only wore a shirt. There was nowhere to hide anything. Where had her underwear gone?

"Do you believe me now?" Zhang Xian chuckled. "Elder Sister Cheng and I were only playing around."

Fu Meiting gave Zhang Xian a suspicious look and turned to go downstairs.

Duan Hong was equally convinced that she was not hallucinating, and Fu Meiting had seen it too. Seeing no foul play, she could only go downstairs with Dong Qian.

Once they had left, Mu Cheng grabbed Zhang Xian, "Hey, where did you hide my underwear?"

Zhang Xian responded, "When did I take your underwear? Don’t talk nonsense okay? That’s insulting to my character and hurts my feelings!"

You..." Mu Cheng roared, "Zhang Xian, are you going to give it back or not?"

Zhang Xian spread his hands out, "Fine! To prove my innocence, I’ll let you search me. If you find your underwear on me, I’ll obey your every command from now on."

Mu Cheng frowned and began feeling around Zhang Xian.

Zhang Xian jokingly moaned, "Oh...Elder Sister Cheng, a bit harder please..."

Eyes wide in surprise, Mu Cheng immediately pinched Zhang Xian’s waist, "Damn you, Zhang Xian, what are you moaning for? Are you sick?"

"Ouch..." Zhang Xian sucked in a breath of cold air, "Why did you pinch me, Sister Cheng? I was just enjoying it. Your hands are so smooth and soft, it feels immensely satisfying!"

Mu Cheng twitched her mouth involuntarily, "Hey, where did you hide my underwear? Why can’t I find it?"

Zhang Xian chuckled, "Elder Sister Cheng, I can tell you where it is if you really want to know, but you have to let me kiss you."

"If you won’t tell me, forget it." An irritated Mu Cheng turned to leave, "I don’t want those panties anymore. Let’s just say some disgusting pervert stole them."

Zhang Xian grumbled, "Sister Cheng, why do I find your words so disturbing?"

Mu Cheng retorted, "Well, I’m not slandering you."

Zhang Xian rubbed his nose, reached behind his back, and brought out a pair of black panties, "Okay, no more teasing. Here are your panties. I don’t want you to accuse me of being a pervert any longer."

Looking at the restored underwear, Mu Cheng asked in shock, "Zhang Xian, how...how did you do that? Are you really a magician as you claimed to be?"