The Personal Bodyguard of the Female CEO
Chapter 733 - 733 731 Super Huge Band-Aid

733: Chapter 731: Super Huge Band-Aid 733: Chapter 731: Super Huge Band-Aid Shit!

Wang Dadong felt like ten thousand alpacas were floating over his head—oh no, it was actually his gorgeous CEO wife floating over his head.

He had just managed to climb up and poke his head out when, lo and behold, his wife’s high heel came stamping down on him.

What the heck!

Damn it!

Bang!

The poor awning, hit again, and this time, by two people.

Luckily, Wang Dadong played the cushion for his delicate CEO, otherwise, even with the awning there, Shiyan might have been battered to death.

“Look, wifey, although your hubby here would love to be Superman, to show off and take you flying, I am definitely not Superman.

Can we stop with these kinds of jokes next time?” Wang Dadong said, grinning through the pain.

“Wang Dadong, you’re not dead, you’re not dead, that’s great!” However, the female CEO seemed not to have heard a word Wang Dadong said; she was just overjoyed to find Wang Dadong still breathing.

Crack!

What the hell was that sound?

The awning was only meant to block rain, not designed to bear any weight.

One Wang Dadong might have been okay, but now add a female CEO, especially one who keeps moving so vigorously on top of it.

It promptly… broke apart.

What the heck!

Damn it!

Bang!

Along with a loud noise, the two fell to the ground along with the awning.

Wang Dadong was still acting as a cushion.

“Ah, honey, are you okay?!” The female CEO, seeing Wang Dadong gasping for air, was immediately scared out of her wits.

“Honey… don’t worry… your hubby here… is Superman, these little injuries, cough cough…” Wang Dadong said, blood beginning to bubble from his nose.

Seeing the blood spilling from Wang Dadong’s nose terrified the female CEO even more.

“Honey, I’m sorry, I was wrong, I won’t do it again…” Shiyan said, tears streaming down her face.

Wang Dadong touched his nose, only to discover he was bleeding.

Well, this was a perfect opportunity to scare the female CEO; otherwise, who knows, she might stab him in the back one day or poison his food.

Being thought of as Superman felt really freaking messed up.

Damn it!

“Oh, my dearest wife, don’t cry.

Rest assured, your hubby’s so handsome that even Yama wouldn’t want to keep me… cough cough…” Wang Dadong’s expression became even weaker.

“Ah!

Honey, stop talking, I’m taking you to the hospital now, to the hospital…” Shiyan said as she bent down and hugged Wang Dadong’s head, attempting to lift him.

However, this action made Wang Dadong’s nosebleed even worse.

What the heck, this is too freaking strong… not even the Sacred Body can withstand this.

Shiyan tried several times but couldn’t lift Wang Dadong; unexpectedly, he wasn’t bulky but was quite heavy.

“My queen, am I… am I going to die…” he said, feigning weakness.

“No, you’re not going to die!”

“Honey, I’m not afraid of dying… but I do have some regrets…”

Knowing exactly what Wang Dadong meant, Shiyan quickly said, “Wang Dadong, what are your unfulfilled wishes?

Tell me, and I’ll make sure they’re fulfilled!”

“Really, babe?”

“Wang, Shiyan, what are you doing?” Just as Wang Dadong’s cunning plan was about to succeed, Soya, dressed in a suit, walked out of the garage.

Soya had been at work all day shooting a commercial, so she arrived home a bit late.

Seeing Soya, a glint of relief appeared in Shiyan’s eyes as she said to him, “Soya, come quickly, Wang Dadong seems to be in a really bad shape.”

After giving Wang Dadong a quick look, Soya said in confusion, “Wang is very healthy; how could he not be okay?”

“Soya, didn’t you see how much blood he’s lost?” Shiyan said, pointing at Wang Dadong’s nose.

Soya calmly explained, “That’s because the blood vessels in the nose are the weakest.

When there’s too much internal heat, it can break these vessels to cool down the body, just like how sweating works when it’s hot.”

“Soya, what are you talking about?

I don’t understand, just tell me what should we do now?” Shiyan said urgently.

Instead of answering the female CEO, Soya walked over to her, tugged her collar up a bit, and then nodded, saying, “I think this should cure Wang.”

“Soya, even at this time you’re joking.

He’s the one bleeding, not me…” Shiyan started to say, but stopped when she realized Wang Dadong actually wasn’t bleeding anymore, as if she had suddenly understood something.

Wang Dadong was extremely frustrated; Soya had just ruined his perfectly laid plans.

What the heck!

Damn it!

“Dammit, you dare to deceive me!” the female CEO furiously stood up.

“Err… well, boss, I didn’t deceive you, really, just because he’s not bleeding now doesn’t mean he won’t bleed later…”

“It’s okay, Wang, I have a Band-Aid here.” Soya said, then started rummaging through her bag and pulled out a rectangular packet a few seconds later.

Watching Soya handling the so-called Band-Aid, Wang Dadong’s expression was truly a sight.

Damn it.