The Personal Bodyguard of the Female CEO
Chapter 640 - 640 638 Kids Nowadays Have Gone Bad

640: Chapter 638: Kids Nowadays Have Gone Bad 640: Chapter 638: Kids Nowadays Have Gone Bad Having completed the profile, Wang Dadong soon had his first match, an adorable girl named Xingxing, with a baby face and a decent figure, sporting two cute little fangs, aged seventeen—yes, just his type.

“Hey, little girl, how old are you?” To avoid scaring her, Wang Dadong decided to be subtle and take it slow.

Xingxing: “Thirteen.”

Damn, wasn’t it written as seventeen?

How did it change to thirteen?

Wang Dadong puzzled, “Your profile says seventeen; how did it turn into thirteen?”

“Mom said thirteen-year-olds can’t use Momo, so I wrote seventeen,” Xingxing replied.

So that was it, but thirteen was still a bit too young; it was a bit hard to proceed.

“Hey, little girl, would you like Uncle to take you to see the goldfish?” Even though she was too young, Wang Dadong still didn’t want to miss out and planned for a young girl grooming plan.

“SB, who watches goldfish, five hundred a day!”

Seeing the immediate response from the other side, Wang Dadong was instantly full of black lines; kids these days have really gone bad…

Wang Dadong decided not to ravage the nation’s flower any longer and hurriedly switched targets.

After chatting for half an hour, Wang Dadong became somewhat disheartened as the subjects he encountered were mostly quick to name their price.

As an idealistic and upright young man, Wang Dadong resolutely uninstalled Momo.

Maybe he should play QQ for a while; it seemed that during the sports meet, many female juniors and seniors had given him their QQ numbers to add him as a friend.

Of course, Wang Dadong was selective.

Those who weren’t pretty he didn’t add, those with poor figures he didn’t add, below C-cup he didn’t add, those with boyfriends he didn’t add!

Just as he opened QQ, a popup window startled Wang Dadong; he thought his computer had a virus.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be an in-built “Shake” feature of QQ.

It was from a junior called Little Junior Sister.

This girl he remembered well, she was a particularly tall girl from the dance department, with dimples when she smiled, extremely cute.

Einstein: “Hello!”

These days Wang Dadong’s QQ nickname was no longer “With Quiet Comes Motion”; he had chosen an even more obscure name, never expecting the Little Witch to find out.

This time, he didn’t believe the Little Witch could still recognize it.

Little Junior Sister: “Senior, you are really online?” followed by a string of excited emojis.

Wang Dadong pretended to be calm, “Hmm, what’s up?”

Little Junior Sister: “Senior, did you choose the name Einstein because you are super smart and know everything?”

Wang Dadong answered without his face turning red or his heart skipping a beat, “I’m omnipotent.”

Little Junior Sister: “Great, Senior, do you know how to fix computers?

Mine broke.”

Einstein: “Err… maybe, probably, possibly, should… of course I do!”

In front of a girl, he couldn’t admit he didn’t.

Little Junior Sister: “Senior, then hurry over and help me fix it; my computer won’t turn on.”

“If your computer is broken, how are you chatting with me?” Wang Dadong wondered.

Little Junior Sister: “I am using mobile QQ lah.”

So, mobiles could use QQ too?

It seemed he was a bit behind the times.

Einstein: “Well then, should I bring a cover…”

Little Junior Sister: “Huh?

A cover [shocked][shocked]

Senior, what are you thinking about?

Pervert!

[angry]

How could you think like that?

A single man like you can’t afford to get hurt!

[sweating][sweating]

Fixing a computer also has unwritten rules, huh!

I thought you were decent, but it was all an act!

[exasperated]

Haha, men!!!

[can’t bear to look]

You have completely changed my impression of you!

Am I the type of person who behaves casually?

Besides, if I get casual, you probably couldn’t handle it.

No wonder the other day you kept staring at my legs [rolling eyes]

So that’s what you meant!

Speechless.

You are insulting my personality, shameless!

You have the face to say it, I’m embarrassed to hear it!

Never mind, I don’t blame you for thinking that way.

Men are like that.

But how could you say it so straightforwardly?

[pouting]

Vulgar!

Crude!

Tacky!

Unbearably vulgar!

Couldn’t you have phrased it more subtly?

While I am very innocent, I am also an adult [shy]

I know about that stuff too.

Bring it, safety first [shy][shy]

Never mind, I was just [shy]”

Wang Dadong stared at the information popping up on his computer in shock and after a few seconds, quickly deleted the “bring a cover for the repair tools” he had already written in the chat box and then typed, “Where are you, I’ll be right there!”

Just as Wang Dadong closed his computer, all psyched up to head out, a sound of footsteps came from the door.

Wang Dadong’s face immediately changed, feeling quite gloomy; the Female CEO never came back early or late, but why did she have to return just when he had successfully made plans?

Since the Female CEO was back, fixing the junior’s computer wasn’t going to happen.

However, tonight, only he and the Female CEO were in the entire villa.

He hastily went to open the door for the Female CEO.

As he opened the door, the figure of the Female CEO appeared.

At this moment, the Female CEO’s black suit was thoroughly soaked, and her hair was drenched as well; she was wiping the water droplets off her face with her snowy white hands.

“Wifey, how come you’re wet again?” Wang Dadong asked.

“It rained, didn’t you know?” Observing Wang Dadong’s concerned expression, Lin Shiyan was speechless; this guy, couldn’t he talk properly?

What does he mean I’m wet again?

“Uh, I was just playing a game.” Wang Dadong wiped the sweat off his forehead; he was too engrossed in his chat earlier and hadn’t even noticed it was raining outside.

“Then why didn’t you bring an umbrella?”

“Forgot,” the Female CEO said nonchalantly.

“Next time, if you forget your umbrella, call me, and I’ll bring it to you,” Wang Dadong said tenderly.

“Hmm.”

Wang Dadong handed her the slippers and fetched a clean towel from the bathroom to wipe the wetness from her hair, feeling somewhat distressed; the Female CEO must have been too busy with work to remember her umbrella.

He remembered it hadn’t rained when he had come back.

If the Female CEO hadn’t been working late, she wouldn’t have been drenched.

It seemed necessary to find a way to help the Female CEO out with her troubles.

With this in mind, Wang Dadong spoke, “About that, wifey, about that thing you mentioned last time about me heading to the finance department…”