The Personal Bodyguard of the Female CEO
Chapter 574 - 574 573 How to Name

574: Chapter 573: How to Name 574: Chapter 573: How to Name “Teacher Hu, can I just write it a hundred times…” the Little Witch even tried to bargain.

“What do you think?” the beautiful teacher said with a murderous look on her face.

The Little Witch immediately drooped her head, looking all dejected.

As for the beautiful teacher’s punishment for the Little Witch, Wang Dadong felt it was too lenient—just a thousand times the school motto.

One repetition being three hundred words, that’s just three hundred thousand words.

Uh… three hundred thousand words, that seems a bit much, doesn’t it?

However, compared to what this little devil did, this punishment is absolutely very light.

With Wang Dadong’s temperament, he would have made Lin Shir copy “Tao Te Ching” a thousand times.

“By the way, do you have a computer here?

I need to prepare for the class this afternoon.”

“I don’t have one, my uncle does!” Lin Shir quickly said.

Wang Dadong was about to say he didn’t have one, but the little witch beat him to it.

“May I use your computer?” the beautiful teacher asked Wang Dadong.

“Of course.” Since the beautiful teacher had asked, Wang Dadong naturally couldn’t say no.

This little witch was really too hateful, probably hiding something unsightly on the computer, which is why she dared not let the beautiful teacher use it.

Good thing I’m clever; the hundreds of G’s of poses, “uh, no, knowledge, all hidden so well, even if the beautiful teacher is extremely skilled, she absolutely couldn’t find it.”

Wang Dadong scurried into the room and brought out the laptop that the Female CEO had bought him.

Then the beautiful teacher sat down on the living room sofa and started preparing for the class.

Seeing how straightforward Wang Dadong was, the Little Witch showed a strange expression and whispered in Wang Dadong’s ear, “Brother-in-law, you’re really bold.

Aren’t you afraid that Teacher Hu will discover that stuff on it…”

The Little Witch didn’t specify, but she winked at Wang Dadong, making a knowing face.

Wang Dadong immediately said with a righteous face, “Hmph, your brother-in-law is a decent person, everything installed in the computer is knowledge, and if you were as diligent and eager to learn as a thousandth of your brother-in-law, you wouldn’t be in trouble with your parents every day.”

“Really, it’s all knowledge.

Brother-in-law, I’ve seen all that hundred GB,” Lin Shir said mischievously.

Wang Dadong immediately widened his eyes, discreetly glanced at the beautiful teacher, and seeing that she was sincerely preparing the class, he breathed a sigh of relief and said to Lin Shir, “Damn it!

How did you find it?

I hid it so well!”

The Little Witch rolled her eyes in response and scoffed, “Brother-in-law, naming the folder ‘Japanese Drama,’ even a kindergarten kid could understand, okay?”

Wang Dadong’s face twitched, damn, probably only when you were in kindergarten could you understand that the ‘Japanese’ in ‘Japanese Drama’ was actually a verb!

“Brother-in-law, you really need to learn from me.

The names I choose, no one can find!” the Little Witch said proudly.

“What name did you choose?” Wang Dadong asked humbly.

“System Backup (Do Not Delete)!”

“You’re awesome!”

Wang Dadong was thoroughly impressed by the Little Witch’s way of naming files in the computer.

If that really was the name chosen, it truly would be unlikely for anyone to click on it.

“Shishi, where on earth did you learn all this stuff?”

Wang Dadong was very curious; Lin Shir had to have a master who could only be described as supremely sleazy.

“Hehe, brother-in-law, actually I learned it all from online novels.

There’s this really popular online novel right now called ‘The Personal Bodyguard of the Female CEO’; you should check it out, it’ll teach you a lot of moves,” Little Witch said with a mischievous grin.

The Personal Bodyguard of the Female CEO?

Wang Dadong seemed to recall something.

Yes, it seemed Mu Ming had read that novel before, called The Personal Bodyguard of the Female CEO.

Even the Female CEO had secretly stashed a copy in her office drawer.

It seemed that this must be a really hot book, as it captivated everyone—from the Female Fighter to the Female CEO to the Little Devil—three completely different types of people.

Hmm, I must find some time to properly learn the moves, oh no, I mean the knowledge!

Thinking this, Wang Dadong asked Lin Shir, “Hey Shishi, could you lend me that book of yours to read?”

“Brother-in-law, who still reads physical books these days?

Everyone reads them on their phones,” Little Witch said disdainfully, looking at Wang Dadong as if he were an alien.

“Uh, then teach me quickly,” Wang Dadong said eagerly, pulling out his new phone.

Lin Shir took his phone, downloaded an app called QQ Reader, opened it, and the first item on the homepage was ‘The Personal Bodyguard of the Female CEO’, and it was even ranked number one (please indulge Zuizui’s impractical fantasies O(∩_∩)O~).

Then, Wang Dadong began to read with great enthusiasm.

Indeed, the first chapter had already captivated Wang Dadong.

“Oh my, this security guard is so shameless, even trying to hit on the beautiful CEO,” Wang Dadong commented as he read.

“Brother-in-law, are you talking about yourself?

You’re a security guard too, don’t you want to hit on my sister?” Lin Shir teased with a mischievous wink.

Uh…

this has to be a coincidence.

“Hey, why can’t I read it anymore?” Wang Dadong had read dozens of chapters, completely engrossed, but suddenly he couldn’t continue.

Lin Shir glanced at Wang Dadong’s phone screen and said with a smirk, “You’re out of money, aren’t you!”

“Huh?

It costs money to read books?” Wang Dadong asked, looking dismayed.

With a disdainful look, Lin Shir asked, “Do you have to pay for food?”

“Yes.”

“Do you have to pay for clothes?”

“Yes!”

“Well then, the author needs to eat too!

Charging you 0.1 yuan per chapter, what can you do with 0.1 yuan nowadays?

Even a lollipop costs 1 yuan,” Lin Shir said, her look of disdain deepening.

Wang Dadong felt somewhat at a loss for words.

“You make a good point, but still, I think money should be spent on something more meaningful.

Just look at what these novels have taught you—they’re practically corrupting the youth.

Even if it’s just 0.1 yuan, it’s still a waste!” Wang Dadong said with righteous indignation and promptly closed the app.

However, a few minutes later, Wang Dadong, unable to contain his curiosity about what happens next, looked at Lin Shir with a pleading face, “So, could you recharge it for me?”

“Forget it, go do something more meaningful!”

Little Witch huffed, wearing a face that said ‘you deserve to feel desperate’.

“Hey, there are Japanese dramas on this computer—perfect for preparing for this afternoon’s Japanese class dialogue material,” the beautiful teacher suddenly said to herself while preparing her lesson.

Just as Wang Dadong was shamelessly begging Little Witch to share her account.