The Personal Bodyguard of the Female CEO
Chapter 353 - 353 352 The Annoying Network

353: Chapter 352: The Annoying Network 353: Chapter 352: The Annoying Network “You have got a computer now, haven’t you?

Let’s chat online,” the Female CEO seemed somewhat embarrassed to speak in front of Wang Dadong.

“Alright, we’re right in front of each other and yet going online to chat.

You city folks really know how to enjoy yourselves!” Wang Dadong shrugged helplessly, thinking his wife was being too playful.

“Wang Dadong, if you dare to bring up ‘city folks’ again, I will kick you out!” the Female CEO exploded.

“Er, my dear, didn’t you want to chat online?

Let’s get started then.” Wang Dadong grabbed the computer and quickly ran into the bedroom, to avoid getting killed by the Female CEO.

Hmm, first, let’s download a movie, so that after chatting with the Female CEO, he could watch it.

Excited, he typed an address into the browser.

The address had been acquired earlier that day while buying the computer, when he asked the salesperson for it while the Female CEO was busy with her credit card payment.

The Female CEO walked angrily into her own bedroom.

She powered on the computer and signed into QQ.

“That beast made me so furious, I totally forgot to give him my QQ number.” The Female CEO sighed before she got ready to inform Wang Dadong of her QQ number, but as soon as she had gotten up from her swivel chair, she received a QQ message alert.

Someone had sent her a message.

There was no harm in checking first.

The message was from ‘dear one’.

Dear One: “Hi!

Beautiful.”

Shiyan: “Who are you?”

Dear One: “Does it matter who I am?”

Shiyan: “Of course it matters, I only chat with people I know.”

Dear One: “If we chat, won’t we get to know each other?”

Shiyan: “I’m not comfortable chatting with strangers.”

Dear One: “We’ve touched before, how can we still be strangers?” Smirks.

Shiyan: “Do you believe I’ll hit you?” followed by an angry emoticon.

Dear One: “Babe, are you silly?

We are online, how can you hit me?

Do you even know my real name?

Do you know where I live?” Laughs smugly.

Shiyan: “Your name is Wang Dadong, and you live in Eastern County Villa.” Smirks.

Dear One: “Ah!

My dear wife, you know everything!” Cries.

Shiyan: “Wang Dadong, could you be any dumber?

I recognized that avatar instantly.

Plus, do you think I’m as naive as you, not checking the profile details?

You even dared to replace my note for you with ‘dear one.’ Shameless.” Looks down in contempt.

Wang Dadong read the Female CEO’s replies in their chat with a smile on his face, realizing that the usually icy Female CEO was like a little girl online.

It seemed that Lin Shiyan wasn’t naturally cold; it was just a mask she needed to wear in her position.

Now that the Female CEO knew his identity, he could blatantly tease her.

Remembering a joke he had seen online, Wang Dadong began typing in the input box.

Dear One: “Boss, I don’t want to be your boyfriend anymore.”

The Female CEO did not reply, seemingly lost in thought.

Hehe, she must be heartbroken, he thought smugly.

Hmm, must not go too far with the teasing, it’d be bad if the Female CEO took it seriously.

Immediately, he typed in the input box: “I don’t want to be your boyfriend—I want to be your husband.”

Send.

Message failed to send!

What the heck!

Wang Dadong typed again, “I don’t want to be your boyfriend, I want to be your husband.”

Send.

Message failed to send!

Damn it!

How could it fail at such a crucial moment?

Wang Dadong hurriedly typed the same line over and over, all attempts failed to send.

“What the hell!

What’s this crap!” After multiple failures, Wang Dadong also got angry and typed a few words randomly and hit send.

Message sent successfully.

He watched in disbelief as “what the hell, damn this crap” was sent to the Female CEO, his eyes bulging like bronze bells.

Damn, truly courting disaster!

Wang Dadong once saw a joke online.

It started by sending “I do not want to be your boyfriend anymore,” to make the girl feel sad, then followed up with “I want to be your husband,” to move her.

However, the damned internet only allowed him to send the first half successfully, and even more infuriating, his angry messages were also sent.

The Female CEO would definitely freak out now.

As expected, a few seconds later, Wang Dadong received a message.

Shiyan: “You are so dead!”

My dear: “Wife, please let me explain!” in a cold sweat.

Send failed!

“That’s not what I meant!”

Send failed!

“Wife, I was wrong!”

Send failed!

“I curse your immortal board board!”

Send successful.

“Damn it!”

Send successful.

“Your sister!”

Send successful.

“Wife, I wasn’t swearing at you!”

Send failed!

Watching the misunderstanding get worse, Wang Dadong truly felt the impulse to smash his computer with a slap; how damned frustrating must this shitty network be?

Actually, it’s not entirely the internet’s fault.

The Female CEO’s house previously had only one computer, and naturally, the internet was good.

Then Lin Shir arrived, and the connection was still adequate.

Now that Wang Dadong had come, it was starting to overload.

Of course, what ultimately crashed the network was Wang Dadong downloading movies.

It should be noted, he was using the Flash Thunder downloader, notorious for hogging the bandwidth.

That’s what led to QQ messages sometimes being sent successfully and sometimes failing.

But the most frustrating part was that the good messages he sent all failed, while the bad ones all went through.

It was over.

He was definitely going to be killed by the Female CEO!

Wang Dadong already heard the sound of the door opening next door.

On the other side, the Female CEO was indeed livid.

You curse me, and I endure it, but to insult my sister!

The Female CEO’s sister was none other than Lin Shir.

I’ll make sure to thrash him today!

The Female CEO’s rage meter maxed out instantly.

She had wanted to chat with Wang Dadong about Lin Shir tonight, to tell this brute to keep his distance from Lin Shir, to behave more like a brother-in-law.

But she did not expect Dadong to come out with “I do not want to be your boyfriend anymore!”

How could the Female CEO not be furious?

Wang Dadong was about to get up and lock the door, but the door was pushed open before he could move.

“Brother-in-law, admit it, are you downloading stuff?

My internet is dead!” Lin Shir stormed in.

Seeing it was Lin Shir, Wang Dadong finally breathed a sigh of relief, “How could that be?

Am I that kind of person?”

“Hmm, don’t think you can fool me.” Who knew, Lin Shir immediately rushed to the computer, picked up the mouse, and clicked open the hidden Flash Thunder downloader like a pro.

Wang Dadong inwardly cursed, it was too late to stop her.

However, that wasn’t the most distressing thing for him.

The most distressing thing was the moment Lin Shir opened Flash Thunder, the computer chimed with a ‘ding’.

That sound was all too familiar—it was the notification sound of Flash Thunder when a download was complete!

Then Wang Dadong was dumbfounded.

He swore he would destroy the Huaxia internet service provider.

Crappy internet speed, and they dare to claim it’s the world’s second fastest, are you kidding me?