The Fortunate Demoniac Little Village Doctor
Chapter 96 - 96 96 Coming at Night

96: Chapter 96 Coming at Night 96: Chapter 96 Coming at Night Li Si’er chuckled and said, “My wife is truly ruthless!

Indeed, she’s full of mischief.”

“To heck with that!

What are you talking about?

Hurry up and find Tang Dejun!

We’ve got to sabotage their relationship quickly!” After saying that, Cui Hua dragged Li Si’er along to Xiping Town.

After Liu Hun returned to Wanbao Village, he pondered at home about how to proceed with the village’s next stage of development.

With one batch of tea leaves following another, he was nearing the achievement of the “military order” established with Xie Heguo.

Once Wanbao Village gained complete autonomy in development, deciding the best next step would become the most important matter.

During dinner that evening, Fen Ran had gone back to her parents’ home, and Du Yueling prepared a large feast to give Liu Hun a good treat.

After a sweet conversation between the pair, Du Yueling asked Liu Hun, “I heard from Qin Yue and the others that you said heaven would help us.

What exactly did you mean by that?”

Liu Hun burst out laughing and said, “Heaven has put us through hardship twice before; it will assist us the same way!”

Looking at the sky outside, Du Yueling seemed to understand something.

“Snap!

Crack!

Pitter-patter…”

Following a violent downpour, a full day of blazing sun ensued, and two days later, Liu Hun once again rallied his troops and met back in Xiping Town.

This time, Tang Dejun was immobilized at home, Bai Hongcai was busy finding a solution to cover his losses, and Li Si’er and others were busy stirring up trouble on both ends, so no one was free to cause a disturbance.

This counted as a harmonious human factor.

Additionally, as the weather forecast had indicated, a torrential rain was followed by two clear days.

After the villagers had a trial run with the free shoes they had scrambled for, almost all were rendered useless.

This counted as the heavenly timing factor.

And with regards to the land resource, it was because Liu Hun and others had already done a favor by giving out shoes in West Ping Town, and the people there believed that they had received kindness from Liu Hun and taken the free shoes.

With the harmony of heaven, earth, and human conditions all in favour, Liu Hun once again took to the stage and addressed the crowd below, “My fellow villagers!

Here we are again!

How were the shoes we gave you last time?

Were they comfortable?”

“What rubbish!

What shoes!

Just look at what these are made of!

Barely worn for a few days and they’ve turned into this mess!”

“Exactly!

The soles are too thin.

Once it rains, our feet get wet!

How are we supposed to wear these?”

“The threads are coming loose, too!

The soles have broken!

Indeed, you get what you pay for with cheap stuff!”

“…”

Liu Hun collected a bunch of the negative feedback he had anticipated, and he was quite pleased.

Then he said with a smile, “Everyone should understand a principle!

You get what you pay for!

We gave away shoes the other day—that’s all in the past!

Think of it as a gift!

But today…” saying that, Liu Hun pulled out a pair of high-quality cloth shoes and continued, “I’ve brought you all the best cloth shoes!

Thick soles, fine material!

Thirty bucks a pair!

I hope everyone shows some support!”

“That’s too expensive!

Thirty dollars!”

“Why aren’t you giving them away today?

How about you just give them for free today too?”

“Yeah!

How about giving them away for free today?”

“…”

The villagers who had received a bargain started to clamor, each asking Liu Hun to give away the shoes.

Standing backstage, Xiao Fang actually raised the price, but unexpectedly, the villagers turned out to be so greedy, still expecting more freebies after already receiving something for free.

To everyone’s surprise backstage, Liu Hun agreed.

Onstage, Liu Hun hit a gong and announced, “Alright!

Since the villagers have spoken, I, Liu Hun, would feel bad not agreeing!” He then lifted two pairs of shoes and continued, “Today, we have a fun way to give away shoes!

Three people come here!

Buy two pairs, and I’ll give you another pair for free!

Remember, it must be three people!

I will give away one pair of these thick-soled, finely-made cloth shoes for free!

If you come alone, I’m not giving anything away!

If two people come, I’m also not giving anything away!

I only give away for free, and it has to be three people!

Now!

I declare the giveaway begins!”

Concerned that yesterday’s chaos might repeat, Liu Hun had made preparations in advance, reinforcing the area backstage and stationing disciples from the Lin Family troupe to guard the area, instead of using the previous method of selling in the crowd.

As expected, the villagers eager for a freebie were swiftly taken in by Liu Hun’s words, as they began looking for two other willing shoe buyers so they themselves could be the third and get a pair without paying.

Sadly, everyone had the same idea, and while there was some hesitancy and confusion, someone suddenly said from the crowd, “If three people go together to buy, wouldn’t the shoes cost twenty dollars each?

That’s ten bucks less than the thirty he’s asking for, right?

Think about the huge bargain!

Ten whole dollars less!

Who wants to go with me to buy?”

“I’ll go with you!

I’ll go with you!” yelled a person standing close by.

“Me too!

Me too!

Save ten dollars!

Anyone who doesn’t buy is a fool!” A third person chimed in.

Soon, under the persuasion of the shills Liu Hun had planted in the crowd, everyone believed that Liu Hun had lost his mind, not realizing the ten dollars they could save by buying this way.

They immediately flocked to snatch up the bargain, stumbling over each other in their haste.

The final battle was a smashing success.

Lin Shanhu played host in the Lin Family troupe’s compound, treating everyone to a feast.

Xiao Fang and the rest of the Lin Family troupe drank until they were dead drunk.

The women too were tipsy, their eyes seductive like silk, looking at Liu Hun as if they could devour him at any moment.

In the end, Liu Hun was so intoxicated he didn’t even know who had carried him into a guest room at the Lin Family compound.

He only felt a warm, comforting drunkenness, as if he were lying in a wheat field soaking up the sun, and that little Qi Force seemed drunk too, leisurely meandering through his body.

Because the Qi kept moving inside his body, just as Liu Hun was about to fall asleep, it would jolt, making him feel as if the Qi was itching to do something, as if it was waiting for some catalyst.

The creaking of the old wooden door signaled it being opened.

A figure slipped into the room under the patchy moonlight.

Liu Hun, half-asleep, could not make out who had entered but sensed that it was a woman, and someone he knew at that.

Like a thief, the woman softly closed the door behind her, leaning against it to catch her breath for a while.

Then she tiptoed to the bedside, leaning in close to Liu Hun’s ear, she whispered, “Cheng…

Hun…”

Half-dreaming, half-awake, Liu Hun simply felt a warm breath tickling his ear and murmured incoherently.

Hearing Liu Hun murmur, the woman froze for a few seconds, petrified.

Once his breathing steadied again, she bit her lower lip and slowly peeled back the blanket covering him.

Illuminated by the moonlight, Liu Hun’s muscular body rose and fell with his breaths, like rolling hills exuding an imposing vigor.

The scent of alcohol on his breath was like a mountain breeze billowing through dark clouds.

The woman swallowed hard, breathing heavily.

But her breathing didn’t even out; rather, it became even more ragged and frantic, and her legs, which had been steady, began to tremble.

“I’m going to hook someone to death, the hell with it!” muttered the woman.

She made up her mind, shed her clothes, and slid under Liu Hun’s blankets.

“Mmm~” The woman felt as if a hot, thick soup had been poured down her throat in the dead of winter, a refreshing sensation spreading from her hair down to her toenails.

With shaking hands, the woman caressed the muscles protruding on Liu Hun’s body.

The more she touched them, the better she felt.

The more she touched herself, the more unbearable it became.

By the moonlight, she carefully examined the man’s face, finding him more and more handsome, more and more irresistible.

Unable to help herself, she kissed his forehead down to his lips.

Eventually, she slipped her tongue into Liu Hun’s mouth.

The woman suckled on Liu Hun’s lips, at first slowly twirling her tongue inside, but after just a couple of turns, a burning desire surged within her, incinerating what little sense she had left.

Throwing caution to the wind, unable to contain herself any longer and without caring whether she would wake Liu Hun, she moaned and flirted with him, “Aiyoo…

you’re going to be the death of me…

you troublemaker…

Touch!

Touch me!

Does it feel good to touch me here?

Is it satisfying?…

I want you to plow me!

I want you to plow me to death…”

Liu Hun had been conscious since the woman entered the room, but no matter how hard he tried, he could not fully wake up, nor could he possibly fall asleep.

This sensation…

“I’m dying with pleasure…

I’m going to die…

Do you want me to stroke you?

Do you want to take joy with me?…

Aiyoo…

my God!” The woman was teetering on the edge of life and death, beyond caring about anything, her voice screaming with urgency as she longed for the man’s most passionate response, yearning for the most satisfying release.

Just as the woman reached the peak of her fervent passion, a series of knocks on the door startled the two on the bed.

The woman let out an intense “hmm”, biting down on Liu Hun’s shoulder to suppress her cries, her body taut as a bowstring.

Her legs kicked for a while before calming down.

Liu Hun then snapped out of his strange stupor and quickly asked in a hushed voice, “Who is it?”

“Brother Ling, it’s me, Xiao Fang!

I need to return to the county soon, and I have something to discuss with you privately.” Xiao Fang’s voice came through the door.

Hearing Xiao Fang speak like that, Liu Hun guessed there was no refusing the matter.

Glancing at the woman in his arms, who now appeared to have run ten miles, breathing heavily with dazed drunken eyes and oblivious to everything else, he wrapped her in the blanket, placing her to one side of the bed.

Only then did he invite Xiao Fang inside.

“Brother Ling, this room smells a bit…

funky, did you throw up?

Are you alright?” Xiao Fang entered the room and immediately noticed an unusual odor.