The Fortunate Demoniac Little Village Doctor
Chapter 245 - 245 244 Failure

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physiological changes…

Xiao Yanzhu gently squeezed her legs together, the scent!

Especially that special scent!

It would cause her to experience some good or bad…

physiological changes…

This was her addiction that she had never disclosed to anyone, including her sister Xiao Yanzi.

And it seemed that her reaction to the scent of the pheromones Liu Hun emitted was the strongest.

Liu Hun didn’t notice Xiao Yanzhu’s changes.

He was still staring at the huge truck.

To be honest, if the truck hadn’t been so unfriendly in its approach, he would have really been interested in admiring it.

Such a behemoth naturally attracted a large crowd of onlookers, both students, and lecturers alike, surrounding it without really knowing what was happening.

“Squeak…” A massive mechanical noise sounded as the doors of the container pulled by the truck slowly opened, and a surge of fog generated by dry ice billowed out, covering the surrounding area as if everyone had entered a cloud.

It was so thick that one could barely make out a person inside the carriage.

After Liu Hun helped Xiao Yanzhu steady herself, he became quite curious.

He was keen to see what the fuss was about and who was inside the truck.

Since coming to Imperial University, he had really broadened his horizons.

“Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do!” A fluid piano sound pierced the air like a sharp sword.

As the fog dispersed, everyone finally caught sight of a man in a suit who had been smoothly running his hands over the piano keys, now slowly standing up.

A finely trimmed mustache, his eyes always carrying a hint of a smile, his expression one of anxious delight, as if he had found something golden but wasn’t sure if it was gold or brass.

Liu Hun looked at the man posing and pretending to be grand, feeling like his expression was akin to someone in the village desperately searching for a toilet while being dragged by his wife to snuggle in bed—uncomfortably comfortable and totally clueless about what to do.

“Yeesh!

I thought the NBA was coming to promote at our school.

Turns out it’s just a constipated donkey!

All this pomp, who are you trying to impress?”

“Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!

Quit talking, you loser!

What constipated donkey!

The guy’s name is Lv Zhengsong!

He’s the most masculine, most stylish, and most talented professor in our Biology Department!

He’s also the head of the lab!”

“That’s right!

Professor Lv can also play multiple instruments!

I heard he’s been invited several times to judge at the Music College, and he never goes!

He regards fame and fortune as no more than dung!

So cool!”

“You lovesick girls should just stop, who doesn’t know he’s constipated because he sneaks drinks with drugs in the lab, ending up farting shit during lectures!

And you still think he’s cool?

Where’s the cool?

Did it migrate to his butt?

And he thinks he has a chance with Professor Xiao?

Dream on!”

“…”

Listening to the rapid division of the male and female students around him into two camps and starting to argue, Liu Hun pretty much figured out what was going on.

Apparently, this constipated donkey was trying to win Xiao Yanzhu’s favor.

“Let’s go!

This guy’s a bore!

He’s just like Huang Shun, who wormed his way into the N2 mutation project.

I can’t stand him.” Xiao Yanzhu whispered to Liu Hun, her voice as soft as a cotton ball brushing one’s ears.

“Professor Xiao!”

Suddenly!

Lv Zhengsong with hands thrust into his pockets, a look on his face that only a smitten schoolgirl could find handsome, shouted through his headset.

His voice, amplified by the loudspeakers on the truck, was a real disturbance, naturally drawing the attention of everyone within a three-mile radius.

Some gossip-hungry female students instantly perked up, chattering excitedly as they swarmed around Xiao Yanzhu.

To them, matchmaking, especially pairings they considered as perfect as the Weaver Girl and the Cowherd, was their passion, completely disregarding what the people involved actually thought.

Lv Zhengsong gave Xiao Yanzhu a slight nod, his left hand making a showily careless wave, “Whoosh!” Suddenly, countless roses burst from both sides of the caravan.

This tactic was scorned by all the men present, but it did cause the young girls to scream excitedly as if they had been pricked by needles.

“Professor Xiao!

Accept my proposal!

Let’s get married!

Allow me to pour out my talent for you!” Lv Zhengsong said, standing in the carriage and reaching out to Xiao Yanzhu, his constipated look as if he believed he’d become a national idol as if he were on some variety show.

Lv Zhengsong’s posturing caused another wave of screams from the women below, while the men rolled their eyes at him, as deadpan as a fish’s belly.

“Marry him!

Marry him!

Marry him!” Someone started the chant, and the surrounding girls joined in, egging it on.

This made Xiao Yanzhu feel extremely awkward, not knowing whether she was genuinely in a hurry or if her real feelings were showing in her anxiety, but anxious she was!

Suddenly!

Xiao Yanzhu took hold of Liu Hun’s arm, then tiptoed to give him a kiss on the face and said, “I already have a boyfriend.”

In that instance, as though birds had ceased flying and all trails had vanished, Xiao Yanzhu’s gentle blow cleared the field, silencing all the clamor.

Even Liu Hun felt like he was witnessing a brand new grain harvester—Harvester Number Two—sweep through a wheat field, leaving not a single breath to be heard.

Liu Hun thought to himself that Xiao Yanzhu was obviously in a panic.

If she really got cajoled into pairing up with the “constipated donkey,” wouldn’t that ruin her life?

Since the woman had already asked for help in such a tender manner, as a man, he definitely couldn’t just stand by and do nothing.

“I am Liu Hun!

Xiao Professor’s boyfriend.” Liu Hun smiled, his profile under the May sunlight was sharp and distinct, and his demeanor was as light as the breeze, as if a meticulously sculpted Stone Carving of marble—resolute and heroic, yet with a touch of tenderness hidden in the details.

“‘We Are Getting Married’ is really not that great; it’s even worse than ‘Dad, Where Are We Going?'” Liu Hun said, gently letting go of Xiao Yanzhu and walked towards the caravan, with the students around him making way.

“‘Dad, Where Are We Going?’?” Lv Zhengsong didn’t understand why Liu Hun suddenly mentioned this.

“Dad is climbing aboard!” Liu Hun replied, and with a leap, he climbed onto the caravan, standing beside the constipated donkey.

As soon as Liu Hun finished his sentence, many astute students started to cover their mouths and chuckle, and especially the students from the Biology department, particularly those who had seen Liu Hun in the laboratory before, started to cheer him on.

Lv Zhengsong had never expected, really never expected, not even after digging into his brains—he had never expected that the “Liu Hun” Huang Shun talked about was this person in front of him.

Now that he had met the protagonist himself, not only had the spotlight of the project been stolen from him, but even the woman and the advantage were taken!

Where did ‘Dad’ go?!

“Hmph!

So, you’re that Liu Hun who hasn’t even finished middle school?!

You’re only good at talking big, aren’t you?” Lv Zhengsong looked at Liu Hun coldly and said.

He had always looked down on people who were uneducated, and after learning about the situation from Huang Shun, he was convinced that Liu Hun was just incredibly lucky.

“Talking big isn’t bad, eh; I can kiss the one I love, can you?” Liu Hun said to Lv Zhengsong with a slight smile, his calm and collected demeanor completely overshadowing the flustered Lv Zhengsong by streets, impossible for him to catch up.

The two most important things in a man’s life are his career and his woman, and now both were ruined by this kid right in front of him.

Anyone who could remain composed was definitely not ordinary, and Lv Zhengsong was certainly not one of them.

“Fine!

Since Xiao Professor has chosen you, I have nothing to say.

In front of all these students, I hope you are a man of substance!

And can prove the substance!” As he spoke, Lv Zhengsong casually pointed to the piano beside him; his intent was clear—to challenge Liu Hun to play the piano.

It was obviously a mismatched challenge, trying to compare lengths with teapots using bamboo sticks—many students already had a sense of who would lose and who would win.

Xiao Yanzhu was now even more anxious; she was too aware that Liu Hun was from a rural village, understanding a bit of biomedical technology was still normal.

But musical instruments…

not to mention the piano, she guessed he probably had never even seen a harmonica.

“Play the piano!

Just because you’re good-looking, why should our faculty flower, Xiao Professor, follow you!

We don’t accept this!

If you can’t play, just back off!”

“Exactly, exactly!

We can’t let Xiao Professor marry someone who’s all show and no substance; we want a person of substance!

Professor Lv is our ideal choice!”

“Play the piano!

Play the piano!

Play the piano!”

“…”

After a group of girls started making a ruckus, it soon became uncontrollable.

The calls for “play the piano” were like waves in Honghu Lake, one wave surpassing the next.

Xiao Yanzhu was so anxious she started stomping her feet; this was clearly a trap set by Lv Zhengsong for Liu Hun.

Substance had nothing to do with playing the piano, yet it just happened to be Lv Zhengsong’s forte, while Liu Hun probably had never seen what a piano looked like in his life.

Xiao Yanzhu was rightly worried.

Indeed, it was the first time in Liu Hun’s life he had seen what a piano was.

When he first saw the piano under the caravan, he had no clue, but a subtle detail, so fine that only he could perceive, gave him confidence; the Silver Dragon within him, sensing his thoughts, traveled to his fingertips, causing them to tremble uncontrollably.

Liu Hun had been unilaterally controlling the Qi Force before, thinking it was a form of energy just scampering around in his body like locusts.

But after the dream with Zhao Mingjie, he gained a new understanding of the Qi Force, and a few days ago, under the microscope, he confirmed its true form—the Silver Dragon!

And just now, the Silver Dragon had responded to his emotions for the first time, so Liu Hun decided to give it a try.

This was not only about protecting Xiao Yanzhu or slapping the face of the constipated donkey.

More importantly, it was a test for him to take his communication with the Silver Dragon to the next level.

With rice in the pot, there is no hurry; Liu Hun calmly gestured to the students below to settle down.

Once the students had quieted down, he then spoke, “I agree to play the piano, but I have never actually seen this instrument before, so…”

“You never saw it and you agreed!

What are you acting for?!

Just come down already!”

“That’s right!

Don’t embarrass yourself up there, a bumpkin who has never seen a piano doesn’t deserve our Xiao Professor!”

“Just roll back to your lab and bury yourself in experiments, not everyone can be as carefree as Professor Lv!”

“…”