The Fortunate Demoniac Little Village Doctor
Chapter 186 - 186 185 Happy Playing

186: Chapter 185 Happy Playing 186: Chapter 185 Happy Playing Huang Zishan twisted her face haughtily and said, “Hmph!

Just so-so!”

Liu Hun casually pulled out a stack of cash from the table and handed it to Huang Zishan, saying, “Weigh it, does it feel right in your hand?”

Huang Zishan weighed it, somewhat puzzled, and then said, “It’s a bit too much, a bit heavy.”

Liu Hun pulled out five banknotes and then asked, “How about now?”

“Uh!

Just right!

Just perfect!

What are you up to?” Huang Zishan asked Liu Hun, very puzzled.

The surrounding people also didn’t know what the two were up to, but Liu Hun didn’t care and just said to Huang Zishan, “Just do what I did just now!

One!

Two…”

As Liu Hun counted the second time, the Qi immediately rushed into the big bearded guy’s leg tendons, making the big bearded man “Ao!” with a shout as he jumped up.

“Three!

Go for it!”

“Smack!”

Following Liu Hun’s shout, Huang Zishan swung her arm round and backhandedly slapped a stack of hundred-yuan notes onto the other cheek of the big bearded guy.

As the banknotes scattered, Huang Zishan screamed excitedly and jumped up to hug Liu Hun, saying, “That’s so thrilling!

Totally satisfying!”

Liu Hun laughed out loud and whispered to Huang Zishan, “You’re quite the charmer; remember to watch your image.”

“Stop it, you!” Huang Zishan said half in annoyance and half in jest, her face flushing red as she coquettishly let go of Liu Hun, which really was quite different from her usual demeanor.

“You two…

you two are having way too much fun, huh!

You think this is an amusement park?

You think you’re playing Whac-A-Mole here?!

That’s my nephew!

That’s RMB!

That’s money!

That’s my money!” Peng Xiangyu couldn’t help but roar at Liu Hun, hitting the big bearded guy was basically like slapping him in the face right there!

Peng Xiangyu was shouting, and he picked up a wooden bench and threw it at Liu Hun, who was just waiting for this moment.

He grabbed Peng Xiangyu’s hand with one hand and with the other grabbed a stack of banknotes and “smacked” it on his left cheek.

Peng Xiangyu was slapped so hard he started seeing illusions, with the hundred-yuan notes fluttering in the sky turning into red leaves in his eyes.

The surrounding people were shocked, to say the least, but the money on the ground was real, and quite a few people were tempted to reach for it.

“No way!

That’s my money!

Who dares to touch it?!

Who dares?!

I’ll call security right now!

I’ll call the police right now!

Whoever touches my money, I’ll catch them!” The big bearded guy said as he began scrambling for the money on the ground, his eyes seeing nothing but cash, even forgetting about Liu Hun at his side.

Even Peng Xiangyu, lying on the ground, immediately joined the scramble for cash, still chanting, “My money!”

Huang Zishan watched the two men scraping for money like dogs and felt incredibly gratified!

She couldn’t help but sneak a glance at Liu Hun.

Such a commotion quickly drew a bunch of security staff and even got the police involved.

After arriving at the police station, Peng Xiangyu and the big bearded guy both stuffed their pockets full of money and shouted at Liu Hun, pointing fingers, “It’s him!

It’s him!

Malicious wounding!

Theft!

Robbery!

This money is mine!”

“It’s purely self-defense, no intention to harm.

Everyone around here is a witness!” Liu Hun replied lightly.

The police looked at Liu Hun and then glanced at Peng Xiangyu before turning the computer screen towards Peng Xiangyu, saying, “This is the surveillance footage.

At that time, you were about to smash his head with that stool, and he just slapped your face.

You should be grateful he used money, not something else.”

“Pfft!” Huang Zishan couldn’t help laughing out loud from the sidelines.

“This…” Peng Xiangyu was so choked up that he almost couldn’t breathe and nearly gagged, then suddenly pulled the big bearded guy at his side and said, “Him!

He’s my nephew!

He was hit!

Yes, yes, yes!

There’s surveillance!

Hahaha…” Peng Xiangyu said as he pointed at Liu Hun with hatred and arrogance, “You think you’re off the hook?

You think you can escape?

Pah!

No way!”

“Smack!” Liu Hun slapped the gambling agreement with the big bearded guy onto the table and then said to the police, “Officer Comrade, this is just a game we’re playing!”

“What’s with the fuss?!

Are you blind or just playing dumb?

I won!

I won!

You should pay me!

This money is mine; hitting me is against the law!” The bearded man shouted wildly at Liu Hun.

“Quiet!

This is a police station, not a vegetable market!

Just look at you!

Dare to make bets with people?

There’s surveillance here, understand?

That booth was so crowded it was nearly suffocating, what makes you say you won?” The police officer, holding the gambling contract, asked the bearded man, having already read the contract through once.

To the surprise of the officer, Peng Xiangyu let out a cold laugh and whipped out a document, slapping it on the table, “Liu Hun, you really think you can’t be touched?

Take a good look!

These are exhibition management regulations!

Just by participating for three hours, all exhibition spaces are deemed to have accepted the rules!

So, I have the right to fine you!

Either pay up, or you’re breaching the contract!

I’ll sue you!”

“Hey!

Smart!

Really smart!

Uncle, just look at Liu Hun’s face now, ay!

Just now wasn’t he all high and mighty?

How come he can’t even say a word now?” The bearded man provocatively said to Liu Hun, his earlier mournful face instantly transforming into a smirk as if he’d just married a young widow.

Huang Zishan was immediately stunned, never expecting Peng Xiangyu, this shameless person, to pull such a stunt.

Slowly turning her head, she said to Liu Hun, “You…

you must have a way, right?

I feel like you’ve already considered this, haven’t you?

Don’t let me down here!

This could get someone killed!

Can’t you give some expression?”

With a poker face, Liu Hun turned to Huang Zishan and then suddenly cracked a smile, “The ones to be suffocated to death will be them.” He then turned to the police officer and said, “Comrade officer, I did not participate in any so-called agricultural exhibition.

Even if I was there, I didn’t stay for more than three hours.”

“Bullshit!

That’s surveillance!

Do you even know what it is?

It’s there to record your ugly mug!

Did you see it?

Did you?

You stayed right there for a full five hours!

Telling lies with your eyes wide open!” The bearded man yelled at Liu Hun.

He really couldn’t stand Liu Hun’s attitude of toying with everyone, even though it was indeed the case.

Liu Hun smiled steadily at the bearded man, “This place isn’t yours!

Why don’t you take a look at your uncle’s face right now?

It’s priceless!”

The bearded man hastily turned to look, and there was Peng Xiangyu with a face as green as dead mother’s!

The spot was indeed not a part of the exhibition hall, just as Liu Hun had said.

The police officer was no fool either; seeing Peng Xiangyu like that tipped him off to the outcome.

He then said to the two, “It seems you both know what the outcome is, the surveillance has a time stamp.

I think if you go to court, you haven’t got a chance of winning!

Suing is your right, but please return the money to this gentleman and this lady!”

Peng Xiangyu and the bearded man, begrudgingly and through gritted teeth, hating their fate, took out all the money and returned it to Liu Hun.

Huang Zishan watched the two returning the money with such expressions; it was funnier than a comic show; her laughter never ceased.

Finally, Liu Hun pulled out a hundred-yuan note and stuffed it into the bearded man’s breast pocket, saying, “Keep it!

It’ll come in handy!

Trust me!” After that, looking at the bearded man’s sheepish face, he left with Huang Zishan.

As soon as they stepped out of the police station’s door, Huang Zishan burst into uncontrollable laughter, bending over for quite a while before asking Liu Hun, “Why…

why did you give him a hundred yuan?

And what about the promise to singe his beard?”

“Giving him a hundred yuan was to singe his beard!

Just watch!” With that, Liu Hun grabbed Huang Zishan, and they waited at the entrance to the police station.

Soon enough, Peng Xiangyu and the bearded man exited like two deflated mice, looking utterly defeated.

“Where…

you were just saying there’s still a beard—ow!

It’s on!

ON!

Look!

Really on fire!

Hahaha…

this is killing me!” In the middle of her complaint, Huang Zishan suddenly saw the bearded man’s chest inexplicably catch fire, quickly spreading to the bearded man himself.

Upon hearing the shouting, the police ran out with a dry powder extinguisher and furiously sprayed the bearded man’s face!

“Hahaha…

hold me…

hahaha…

I’m going to die laughing…

They’re completely white everywhere, except for their black eyeballs…” Huang Zishan, doubled over in laughter, leaned on Liu Hun.

Huang Zishan didn’t know how Liu Hun managed it, and Liu Hun wouldn’t tell her that the result came from a lighter wound up in the hundred-yuan note, powered by Qi.

After returning to Wanbao Village, Liu Hun found out from Qin Yue that Cai Yan had said something came up at home and had already been away for a while.

He didn’t think too much about it, as Cai Yan hadn’t given specifics—she surely had her reasons.

Liu Hun had been busy lately with the village’s chickens.

Having reached an understanding with the Huaguang Company, the chickens would soon go to market, and once they did, a formal partnership could begin, so he was entirely focused on the chickens.

Without Cai Yan to nag and argue with him, Liu Hun actually felt a bit out of sorts.

While buried in his calculations, he suddenly heard the “clack-clack” of high heels and, raising his head sharply, saw a woman he knew all too well standing at the doorway.

“Mayor Xiao!

What brings you here?

Is there something you need?

Please, come in!

Sit down!” Liu Hun hurriedly got up to greet her, quite surprised to see Xiao Yanzi at this time.

Liu Hun welcomed Xiao Yanzi inside.

He usually saw her in formal settings, accustomed to her authoritative air in a business suit, and was surprised to see her now in a white dress, wearing moderate heels, with a gentle smile on her face, which felt as warm and approachable as sunlight.

He wouldn’t have expected to see such a smile on the face of the formidable woman mayor.

“Pfft!

You’ve mistaken me for someone else.

I am not Yanzhu, I’m not your sister!” Xiao Yanzhu covered her mouth, unable to hold back her laughter.

She didn’t have Huang Zishan’s cunning or inclination to tease Liu Hun, and upon seeing his mistake, she immediately cleared it up, with good intention.