The Fierce Farm Girl Has A Secret Space -
Chapter 983: Good News for the Little Man (2)
Chapter 983: Chapter 983: Good News for the Little Man (2)
"What on earth is it?" Gu Qingheng didn’t know why, but suddenly he felt a chill run through his body.
"This is the gospel for men," Yang Ruxin chuckled, "Specifically, it’s the gospel for ’little’ men." She dragged out the word "little" and emphasized the tone.
Gu Qingheng blinked.
"Alright, let me explain it this way. Some men are naturally less endowed, and that’s quite distressing, right? The old man developed this product targeting such men. It can make the small ones become bigger, thicker, longer..." Yang Ruxin’s eyes sparkled with mischief, "It will definitely make their women unable to leave them..."
Gu Qingheng’s lips twitched, "You used it on Shen Wenbi?"
"Smart!" Yang Ruxin chuckled, "The old man said it’d take effect on a wildcat in about three days, growing to twice its original size or even more. It’s quite terrifying. Plus, it would... swell... with just a little stimulation. Haven’t you noticed that the wildcats around our place have lessened? They’ve all been scared off by that one wildcat..."
A dark line crossed Gu Qingheng’s forehead; how could this girl speak with such audacity?
"The old man said he hadn’t tested it on humans because he didn’t know who might have this sort of trouble, so today, I decided to help him test it." Yang Ruxin sighed, "And Shen Wenbi is a normal man... I’m really curious about how he will turn out..."
"What’s there to be curious about?" Gu Qingheng raised his hand and tapped Yang Ruxin’s forehead, "Do you actually want to see someone else’s thing? Don’t you look at your own man’s?"
Yang Ruxin was taken aback; did she say she wanted to see? She was just... Her face inexplicably flushed red.
"Xinxin, you’re blushing!" Gu Qingheng teased as he moved closer, "Is it because you really want to see? No worries, as long as you nod, I’ll definitely not refuse..." Then he lowered his voice, "I’ll make sure not to disappoint you..."
"You’re becoming more and more shameless." Yang Ruxin spat at him, "What’s there to see? It’s not like I haven’t seen it before..."
"You’ve seen? Whose have you seen?" Gu Qingheng suddenly bristled, "Tell me!"
Yang Ruxin rolled her eyes in disbelief; she had only said it without thinking, though she had never really lied, as she had seen Japanese romance films in her previous life. But how could she explain that?
Seeing that Yang Ruxin was silent, Gu Qingheng came closer: "Xinxin..."
"It just slipped out," Yang Ruxin wanted to facepalm, "I really haven’t seen anyone’s, don’t worry. If I get curious, I’ll definitely come and strip your clothes..."
The corners of Gu Qingheng’s mouth twitched, but he felt pleased, "That’s more like it." He then nuzzled her head with his chin, "When will you do it? I promise I won’t resist..."
Yang Ruxin could only cover her face; it was impossible to have a decent conversation with this person, especially when Shadow Three returned at that moment.
Shadow Three’s expression was usually sparse, but Yang Ruxin still felt he seemed even more somber.
Yang Ruxin had Xiao’er bring a few more dishes and invited Shadow Three to sit down and eat.
Gu Qingheng nodded in agreement, and Shadow Three knew that there weren’t many unnecessary formalities here, so he sat down.
"Did something happen?" After Shadow Three finished eating, Yang Ruxin couldn’t help but ask.
"Big sister, it’s really nothing," Shadow Three glanced at Yang Ruxin, "It’s just that when I was escorting Miss Qian back, the Qian Family..." He paused, "I’m worried that Miss Qian might not be accepted by her family."
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