The CEO’s Billion Dollar Bride
Chapter 860 - 839 I know you’re experienced, teach me something!

Chapter 860: Chapter 839 I know you’re experienced, teach me something!

Adam leaned against the bathroom door, holding his phone with great humility, and asked his Boss, whom he had just dragged out of bed, in a very good mood, "Boss, what should you do when it’s both people’s first time and everyone’s nervous?"

When Michael Gordon heard this, he was nearly exasperated to death, "You drag me out of my daughter’s bed in the middle of the night just to ask me something so pathetic?"

Michael Gordon, who was striving to be a super dad, spent his nights either feeding milk or changing diapers; his sleeping hours were few and far between. And now, he had barely gotten to sleep when he was awoken by this kid’s phone call!

And it was for such a trivial matter, one that wouldn’t even make a woman sleep beneath him!

"Yeah, Boss, I know you’ve got a lot of experience, so give me some advice!"

Adam had always been shameless in front of his Boss, and his image in his underwear was already well-established in his eyes, "Boss, you can’t just stand by and watch me fail to sleep with my wife!"

"I don’t know, can’t you Google it? On such matters, you come to me? Are you sure you’re even living like a man?" Michael Gordon was truly infuriated. "And if you mention my ’vast experience’ one more time, beware I don’t kill you. Let me tell you, my wife is the only woman I’ve ever been with; I don’t have a damn bit of experience!"

His experience wasn’t bragged about or faked; he truly didn’t have any experience!

"Boss, if you aren’t experienced, then you should be all the more reason to give me some advice. What was it like the first time you were with sister-in-law? Were you guys nervous?" Adam earnestly sought guidance; he knew when the girl he adored was lying beneath him, of course, he would be nervous, afraid of not performing well, of disappointing her!

Nervous?

Hearing these two words, memories of that night seven years ago involuntarily flashed through Michael Gordon’s mind. The smile on his lips deepened, and even after so long, whenever he recalled it, the feelings were the same. That scoundrelly thing he’d done, he managed to handle such a tough wife after all!

"We weren’t nervous at all!"

Michael Gordon said this and then added to himself, "I was only excited. The woman I had missed for so long, I finally had the chance to make her completely mine. Would you still have the time and disposition to be nervous? Shouldn’t excitement prevail?"

Adam: "..."

Why, when it was his situation, the Boss was excited, but it turned into nervousness when it came to him?

After all, it was also the woman he had long yearned for. Compared to the Boss, his case was even more honorable. When the Boss was with her, she didn’t even know him, but now his woman was already his wife. So why was he still nervous!

"Boss, I’m very excited and happy, but what should I do if I’m still nervous?"

He had no idea how to deal with this kind of nervousness that he knew he shouldn’t feel but couldn’t control!

"How nervous are you?" Michael Gordon casually raised an eyebrow and retorted, "So nervous that you can’t even get it up?"

If it wasn’t a matter of not getting it up, even if you were dead nervous, it wouldn’t affect the matter at hand!

That’s what Mr. Gordon thought!

"How could that be possible!"

Adam was definitely not going to admit to such a big accusation, "I don’t want to be too overbearing, okay, Boss? You can’t wrong me just because I’m nervous!"

Michael Gordon: "..."

"Nervous because you’re hard, Adam, don’t tell me it’s not that you’re nervous but that you have no clue at all?" Michael’s low chuckle spilled out from his throat. His little sidekick was truly amusing. His favorite Goddess was lying in bed, and he still couldn’t make a move. This was indeed a marvel to the world!

"I do know! I’ve even ’Googled’ it. I’ve memorized all the precautions to take, the most comfortable positions and how to enter to minimize injury. I can recite it all by heart!"

Adam’s greatest strength was his memory—a nearly photographic one. When Michael Gordon had discovered him, it was precisely because of this talent. So when he heard this statement, Michael truly believed that this man had Googled all this before being woken up by the phone call!

"Pfft!"

He had tried hard for a long time to keep from laughing, but in the end, he couldn’t help bursting into laughter, "Since you know it all already, just learn from the kids in primary school and follow the steps you’ve memorized. How can you be nervous? Maybe it’s because your wife is resisting and not cooperating, which is making you nervous?"

Since it was a whirlwind marriage, it was normal for Michael to think that the woman might act this way. Ariana Hunt’s aloofness was well-known in the circle, not at all inferior to Lina Miller’s back in the day—only Lina had Mario Jensen to back her up, while Ariana had Allure International as her support.

Therefore, Mr. Gordon considered it very possible for such issues to arise between a couple. Instinctively, he was willing to help his brother out, hoping that his buddy’s wishes would come true.

If it was indeed resistance from the woman, he would help his brother. Having the woman he liked submit to him was happiness for a lifetime. He had already found his happiness, and naturally, he hoped others could possess the same!

"No, no, she didn’t resist. In fact, she was the one who brought it up first!" Adam had developed a habit of being brutally honest with his Boss, not even hiding the greasiest details, "If she hadn’t agreed, I wouldn’t dare have such thoughts. I was planning to win her heart through my deeds first and then her person. After all, I want a lifetime with her. But today, she suddenly said she didn’t marry me to be my Goddess but to be my wife, and told me to not avoid her and to live the life normal couples should live!"

So that was it!

Michael realized that he had overestimated his good-for-nothing buddy!

"For such a matter to be brought up by a woman first... If I were your wife, I would have to doubt you; it would be unfair to your outstanding performance not to!" Said Michael, truly feeling a sense of frustration akin to hating iron for not becoming steel. If he didn’t take a few deep breaths, he might have really burst into a tirade.

"Since she agrees, and you know how to ’roll on the bed sheet,’ then why are you nervous?"

He had only heard of women being nervous about such things, never men!

If it were a case of the woman resisting or being completely clueless, that would be different. But neither was the case; according to him, the woman was quite cooperative. If he’s still nervous, calling him would be pointless—it’s clearly a psychological issue.

Mr. Gordon deeply felt that this fellow should be seeking treatment rather than troubling him!

"I... I..." Adam fumbled for words for quite a while before finally getting them out, "Whenever I see the Goddess who is usually so aloof, whom I feel indecent even glancing at, lying beneath me, I inexplicably get nervous!"

Michael Gordon: "..."