The CEO’s Billion Dollar Bride
Chapter 836 - 815: The children were enough, she felt he was useless!

Chapter 836: Chapter 815: The children were enough, she felt he was useless!

"Alright, Lina, what do you mean being one year older doesn’t count as a May-December romance!"

Michael Gordon flatly rejected, "If you can’t even accept a May-December romance in your heart, then why bother with this match-making? If you really want to arrange a marriage with my son, have a daughter in your next life! My son wants a young wife, nowadays it’s all about older men with young, delicate wives, a mature man paired with a lolita!"

Lina: "..."

Her little Goddess was actually despised like this? How could this be?

It absolutely couldn’t be this way!

"No way, this child was born by Ivy, if anyone should disagree, it’s Ivy. Otherwise, I really do fancy your little prince. My little Goddess really does want to gobble up your little piece of tofu!"

Michael Gordon: "..."

"Wife, you’re so domineering!" It was the first time Fabian Nala had seen Lina so domineering in front of others, and what’s more, in front of Michael Gordon!

"Lina, I agree, let’s sell our son to your little Goddess!" Ivy Aretha rolled her eyes at Michael Gordon, "What do you mean older man with a lolita? That’s typically irresponsible and selfish behavior. In my opinion, a Goddess should be matched with a young God, only then is it a perfect match!"

Everyone: "..."

They were puzzled by Mrs. Gordon’s words but also looked forward to what astonishing things she might say next, as this was her usual style!

"And your reason for this is?"

"Normally, a woman’s average life expectancy is seven to eight years higher than a man’s. That is to say, for a couple of the same age, the husband would die seven to eight years earlier than the wife. In other words, such a wife would have to endure seven to eight years of lonely life on her own. If we’re talking about couples like Michael and me, where the age difference is three years, I’m going to live ten to eleven years longer than him, meaning, I’ll have to spend ten to eleven years without a husband. A three-year gap is already like this, imagine if it were a May-December couple with a ten- or eight-year age difference; that woman would have to live as a widow for dozens of years!"

"It’s convenient for the man, as he grows old, his wife takes care of him until death, leaving her alone later. Who will take care of her then? Therefore, those men who find younger girls are obviously selfish and irresponsible. I absolutely despise them!"

Michael Gordon: "..."

Everyone: "..."

This is the truth, the bloody truth!

As everyone came to their senses, the first thing they did was to automatically calculate the age difference between themselves and their husbands. Strangely, most were three years apart. Oliver Thompson and Julie Harrison had a two-year gap, and the only significant difference was between Adam and Ariana Hunt, with a four-year gap.

"It seems that all of us women are destined to take care of our husbands until they pass away, after which we’ll be left to lead the lonely life of a widow!" Sienna Harrison sighed deeply and then excitedly added, "So, should we consider getting divorced now and marry a man seven to eight years younger than ourselves? Never mind him taking care of me until the end; at least I won’t have to be a widow!"

Jaysen Smith: "..."

"Wife, a pregnant woman can’t get a divorce!" Jaysen Smith looked somewhat speechlessly at his wife, who was stirring up everyone to go after younger guys, "And those in the breastfeeding period can’t get divorced either!"

Oliver Thompson: "..."

Fabian Nala: "..."

Does that mean only the two of them can get a divorce?

"Um, those who just got married can’t get divorced either, right?"

Adam expressed that this issue concerned him the most, as he’d just gotten his Goddess and their ages differed by four years, which greatly increased the chances of him ending up alone. He felt extremely anxious!

"Pfft!"

When they heard this, everyone in the room couldn’t help but burst into laughter. Such melodramatic lines they could actually say!

"Adam, you can get a divorce within an hour of getting married, didn’t you see the report? Some young guy and girl got married and within an hour, over a dispute about whether to buy pears or apples, they argued and then got divorced!"

Michael Gordon gave a half-smile as he glanced at the woman following behind Adam. Turning to Adam, he said, "Though if it really comes to that, I suggest you pick a different Civil Affairs Bureau for the divorce. Otherwise, if it’s a busy day, you might find the people still waiting in line to get their marriage certificates laughing at you when you’re already there for a divorce certificate. The staff will treat you like a flaky nutcase!"

Adam: "..."

"It’s so embarrassing, I think we’d better not divorce after all!" Adam turned back with a wooden expression to look at the woman behind him, as though she really was going to divorce him now for fear of being lonely in her later years. "I’ll work on my fitness more, aiming to outlive the average lifespan of a man. That way, you’ll spend fewer years as a widow!"

Ariana Hunt: "..."

Is this man stupid or brain-dead?

If she had found out before getting the marriage certificate, she would have seriously considered whether to go through with it or not. But now that the deed was done, there was no returning the product, only to collect it and take it home!

"Don’t you think it would be nicer if, when you die, you serve me a bowl of arsenic trioxide? Together in life and death, no one would be lonely!"

Adam: "..."

He certainly didn’t seem like the type to poison his own wife, did he?

Everyone: "..."

Absolute genius, if in the future their sons and daughters are unfilial and they can’t get used to the nursing home, it’s essential to prepare a bottle of Arsenic trioxide for their dear wives!

"Cough, cough, cough, dear wife, then I’d rather live a few more years myself than bear to let you live less!"

While saying this, Adam affectionately wrapped his arm around Ariana Hunt’s shoulder. Having vowed to be a good husband in front of others, it was naturally the perfect time for him to put on a good show. The crowd was even amazed by the sweetness of this newly married couple. Was it the legendary love at first sight?

Only Ariana Hunt knew how stiff and tense the man hugging her was. But the fact that he kept his word made him a true man, even though it was painfully obvious that he lacked experience with women and was utterly clueless!

"Jaysen, in the future, you also need to try to live a few more years. I don’t want to consume arsenic trioxide either!"

"Julia, with my constitution, I’m bound to outlive the average lifespan of a man, so you really have no reason to worry!" After all, they were only two years apart in age—a gap that barely counted as a gap.

"Wife..."

"No need to say anything more. I’ve got three kids, so I won’t be lonely after you’re gone. The children will be there to take care of me!" Ivy Aretha interrupted Michael Gordon before he could finish, "Rest assured, even if you die, I won’t take any arsenic trioxide. It’s better to cling to a bad life than to die a good death—only fools don’t want to live!"

Michael Gordon: "..."

Why does it feel like out of so many men, he’s the most miserable one?

Did his wife decide she had enough children and that he was no longer needed?

They were just newlyweds!

At his words, the entire crowd had already erupted into laughter!

"Daddy, Mommy, what are you guys talking about that’s so fun?" Amid the laughter, Bella Gordon came running in from the doorway, holding a large colorful paper, "I’ve listed all the names for my little brother and sister!"