The CEO’s Billion Dollar Bride -
Chapter 1186 - 1165: Damn it, what happened to tumbling in the bed sheets!
Chapter 1186: Chapter 1165: Damn it, what happened to tumbling in the bed sheets!
Beer for courage?
Moriya Sandy: "..."
Is he some kind of monster?
Does he need beer to muster courage?
Isn’t doing what you love with the person you love supposed to be natural?
Why would he need to muster courage? That sentence really hurt Moriya!
"Baby, I’m so gentle, yet you still need courage? Don’t you like me, or love me?"
Nicole Thompson: "..."
Did she say that?
Did she say that?
"Brother Sandy, I swear, if I didn’t like you, would I be willing to give myself to you?"
Nicole Thompson genuinely thought that men these days were more fragile than women. Weren’t such words typically said by women? How did it end up being said by a man when it came to her turn?
"If you’re unwilling, then I won’t offer myself. When you’re ready, you can offer yourself to me!"
Moriya Sandy: "..."
It was better not said, but once she spoke, the young girl was about to take it all back, and Moriya certainly couldn’t accept that!
"Baby, I was wrong, I know you like me, you love me. Please, offer yourself to me!"
Such a great opportunity slipping away in minutes? Brother Sandy couldn’t bear it and hurriedly volunteered, adamantly determined to protect his hard-won benefits.
While he said this, Brother Sandy already had a plan in mind. Since they were going to drink beer, he might let her drink a bit more. After some alcohol, she’d be willing to do things she was reluctant to do before, not even thinking of backing out anymore.
"Is that Nicole? Is this gentleman your brother?"
Just arriving at the food stall, the Boss warmly greeted her. Nicole Thompson, always congenial and beaming, plus being physically attractive, got a lot of second glances coming and going. Despite the Thompson family’s strict rule against eating at roadside stalls, the young lady found it difficult to control her cravings.
Sneaking about, she dragged her dorm mates out, and after several visits, the Boss got to know her.
However, it was well-known at school that this campus beauty didn’t have a partner and was never seen with boys. Thus, seeing Moriya looking so dashing alongside her beautiful presence, they looked well-matched, like siblings!
"Yes, this is my Brother Sandy!"
Hearing the Boss say so, Nicole Thompson quickly grabbed Moriya’s hand, resting her small head on his arm like the female leads in TV series, looking as sweet as can be, "But he’s not my real brother, he’s my beloved brother!"
Moriya Sandy: "..."
"Beloved brother"?
Great, he absolutely loved that nickname!
"Okay, okay, okay!"
The Boss widened his eyes for a full three seconds before responding with repeated approvals, "Congratulations to our little campus beauty on finding a boyfriend. I’m treating you to drinks today!"
With that, he grabbed a whole case of beer in a grand gesture and placed it on a nearby table with a thud. "If it’s not enough, I will bring more!"
Nicole Thompson: "..."
Can she not finish them all?
Little did Nicole, who had never drunk before, expect that drinking would make even the blowing breeze feel warm. The warm spring wind caressed her face, lifting her spirit to the clouds, and it was an utterly delightful sensation!
So this is how wonderful love can feel!
Good wine and a handsome man indeed make for the best pleasures of life!
"Nicole, you can’t drink anymore, if you drink any more, it’s too much!"
Moriya Sandy, having initially indulged her to get her drunk for mischief, was eventually astounded by her capacity. He had drunk only one bottle, while she had already slugged down two and was still going strong.
"Life should be thoroughly enjoyed..."
"Enough, no more drinking for you!"
If she had kept drinking, it wouldn’t have been a sacrifice, but rather she would have vomited all over him, and would have continued her drunken madness when they got back!
Brother Sandy didn’t pay attention to her, simply carried her and headed back, leaving the Boss calling out from behind, "Young man, Nicole is a good girl, remember to be gentle!"
Brother Sandy: "..."
This girl’s popularity is a bit too much; even food stall vendors can be won over by her. He definitely needs to practice watching over his wife in the future. Otherwise, this wife is too dangerous!
"Brother Sandy, muah!"
Along the way, the little girl kept wriggling in his arms, peeling off his clothes, "Brother Sandy, where’s your ’little me-me’? Let me see if it has grown!"
"Nicole has grown up, how could you not have grown up?"
Brother Sandy: "..."
"I’m a man, if a man’s ’me-me’ grows, then he becomes a transgender!"
Is that still a man?
"Oh, so a man’s ’me-me’ doesn’t grow? Since it doesn’t grow, it’s useless then. Once we have babies in the future, you won’t be breastfeeding, it’s better to just cut it off, there’s no use keeping it!"
Brother Sandy: "..."
His ’me-me’ is useless?
Has this girl gone crazy? She dares say such things, can he still let her drink in the future?
If only he had known earlier that the girl, when drunk, wouldn’t offer herself but rather talk about cutting off his ’me-me’, he wouldn’t have let her drink at all!
"Nicole Thompson, can I cut off your ’me-me’? If we cut, we cut it together!"
This is probably the most childish thing Brother Sandy has ever done, actually arguing with a drunk girl about ’me-me’, and the result is...
"That won’t do, if my ’me-me’ is cut off, who will breastfeed our babies in the future? I want to be a good mommy and breastfeed, I don’t want to feed my baby formula, so mine cannot be cut off, but yours can!"
Brother Sandy: "..."
Dammit, who’s going to save him now!
His wife wants to cut off his ’me-me’!
"Brother Sandy... wu wu wu wu..."
The little girl tried to speak again, her mouth barely opening before the man sealed it shut. The words she meant to say turned into sobs. Her soft, boneless little fists pounded his chest, yet he showed no sign of letting her go!
"Cough cough, young man, taking advantage of a woman when she’s drunk, such behavior is very shameful!"
The taxi stopped outside the gate of Brother Sandy’s villa. The previously silent driver finally spoke earnestly, "She will be yours sooner or later, so why the rush?"
Brother Sandy: "..."
Damn it, he is in a rush!
Brother Sandy carried the woman straight upstairs in one go, and just when he wanted to put her on the bed, he tragically discovered that the little woman was tightly closing her eyes, her long lashes just drooping, breathing smoothly, obviously fast asleep!
Brother Sandy really wanted to howl at the sky, who told him that being drunk was a good chance for mischief!
And who told him that people speak truths and go mad when drunk!
But damn it, his little girl just fell asleep like that!
"Nicole, we’re home, wake up!"
Brother Sandy gently rubbed his forehead against her cheek, trying to wake the woman up. He didn’t want to start living together and find her asleep before even getting home, not even taking a look with wide-open eyes. He would rather she went on a mad drunken spree than to ignore him like this!
What about rolling in the bed sheets?
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