The Cannon Fodder in the Global Apocalypse Game lives a leisurely life
Chapter 156: The All-Knowing Emperor Piggy

Chapter 156: The All-Knowing Emperor Piggy

[World Fragment]

- Necessary component for the teleportation gate.]

A teleportation gate to where?

Li Chunhua inched closer, as if it would reveal more information.

But Siri can’t seem to view other information besides this line no matter how many times he activated his appraisal skill.

Li Chunhua didn’t urge him and planned to acquire appraisal skills personally. The author had mentioned once that it can be obtained through repetitive observation of items using 100% and five senses, with the goal of assessing ’substance over form.’

There are so many items in her inventory that she can stare at them all day, with snacks on the side. It will not be hard. Li Chunhua lifted the corners of her lips. Perhaps while sipping Happy Fat Water too. I can have a picnic day while at it.

(￣﹏￣;)

Wait, she’s getting distracted again...

Li Chunhua shook her head before taking out a piece of paper, the one that Gong Panli left in the box.

However, as if someone were purposefully going against the guy’s love life, she was interrupted by a fine and rushed series of footsteps tapping on the pink-painted floor.

Then she saw Chef Long holding a porcelain Matryoshka doll painted with the cartoon image of a pink pig, with a pink snout wearing an emperor’s robe and a jade crown. It’s a very accurate illustration of a fatuous ruler.

Behind Chef Long were the three foodies, lowering their heads as if they had done something wrong.

Siri also noticed their arrival, and when his eyes latched onto the doll, he also stood up and slowly approached the man.

[Advanced Appraisal Skill activated]

[The All-Knowing Emperor Piggy Doll (Gold-Grade)

-The closest replica of the true legendary artifact, Celestial Erudite Scroll. With any item of offering, you ask a question, and All-knowing Emperor Piggy will answer it. Beware of its narcistic tendencies.]

"Where did you find it?" Siri carefully touched the piggy’s jade crown.

(▽•̀(oo)•́ ▽)

"Oink, bow down, and give an offering to this handsome emperor, and this emperor will try to answer any of your questions. Oink." The snout and mouth of the porcelain piggy moved and condescendingly snorted.

It really is an artifact with its own spirit!

Siri was amazed by their luck.

"Woah. A talking pig doll!" Li Chunhua exclaimed in surprise. The paper in her hand slipped and fell under the table without her realizing it. "What else can it do besides talk?" She walked towards Chef Long and asked.

A plate of steaming plates of meal appeared on Long Haoran’s hand.

[Hellfire Bull Meat and Silver-back Raptor Siomai, Grade: A

-Instantly recovers 20% of his mana and 10% of his health. Limited to 2 siomai per individual.]

[Fish Head Soup]

[Bull meat...]

Siri resisted the urge to put this man in the sack and abduct him back to the elves’ land. With money-making men around, the treasury of the royal forest will always be full.

Li Chunhua’s eyes were ultra-focused on the plates, and she raised her hand, wanting to take them. "Chef Long, thank you..." for the food.

However, it seems the foods were meant to feed a different piggy.

(▽•̀(oo)•́ ▽)

"Oink. This handsome emperor will accept the offering." The doll split into two, revealing a belly black hole, and sucked all meals in, leaving Li Chunhua dumbstruck. This piggy east faster than her.

The doll made a burping noise and issued an imperial command. "Oink, this handsome emperor is satisfied. You lowly subjects can ask one question." It snorted again.

"Me... ask questions." Long Haoran spoke and looked at the woman. His eyes urged her to voice her queries.

Li Chunhua, though dissatisfied, still followed and waited for what Piggy could do. He better be worth all the meals.

After a few seconds...

There was silence. Li Chunhua and Long Haoran stared at each other.

(⊙ˍ⊙) Come on, ask the question...

After a minute, it was still quiet. The two continued their ’you stare, I stare’ charade. It wasn’t until the piggy intervened.

(⊙_⊙)?Why is she not asking?/ Why is he not asking?

"Oink. Are you asking me or not? Or this handsome piggy will take a nap."

"Me... ask a question." Long Haoran repeated his earlier ’me’ statement. What is she waiting for?

(⊙o⊙) Oh it’s her!

Only Li Chunhua realized that Chef Long was giving her the opportunity. This fake sheep language strikes another series of misunderstandings. "Oh...a question. Let me think."

"Master, you need to ask the most difficult question. This artifact rarely gets satisfied." Siri leaned in her ears and whispered.

"It is? Can it answer all kinds of questions?" Li Chunhua was amazed.

Siri bobbed his head. Even he has the urge to ask for alchemy recipes. It is rumored that the Celestial Erudite Scroll contained numerous archives from different civilizations.

Some past winners had a chance to visit the place where it was stored and gained innumerable benefits, increasing their strengths by leaps and bounds.

"I have one," Li Chunhua announced with pride.

All pairs of eyes were on Li Chunhua. Her face changed in a span of five seconds until she displayed a look of enlightenment like those cultivators in the moment of epiphanies, comprehending the principle behind an important principle, making the others have great expectations.

But in the next few seconds...

"Which tastes better? Bull meat siomai or the crocs pork siomai? This question is too hard for me."

Long Haoran: "..."

The three foodies: "..."

Siri: "..."

There were silent sounds of these wonderful expectations getting shattered.

The all-knowing Emperor Piggy snorted, <(○｀（●●）´○)> "That’s it? It’s pork, of course." He needs to promote his kin. Hold on, that seems wrong...

However, it’s too late for him to rephrase his words.

"Chef Long, we better get more pork."

The piggy shivered, never realizing he had just pushed his kin to the verge of extinction.

Long Haoran remembered the thousands of Crocs she killed. Then he noticed the gleam in her eyes and placed the item on her hand in exchange for a favor.

Li Chunhua hurriedly took the food encyclopedia off the man’s hand, planning to have a heart-to-heart talk later.

"Me...do you know about Death Island?" Long Haoran asked.

Li Chunhua was startled, and it took two beats for her to respond. "I do. What about it?"

"Me... have something to get in it." As she said these words, he remembered what the piggy said a few minutes ago while he was inside their staff dormitory hut.

’If you want to know a clue about the kitchen series, a bard wandering on Death Island knows about it.’

After the piggy gave this statement, Little Mantou mentioned Li Chunhua having access to the Earth Store, which contains Death Island Map Fragments, leading to the current situation.

Li Chunhua, after hearing his words, nodded. "I do, but I need four more fragments to synthesize a map. With a complete map, a team comprising four can enter it."

After having to obtain the luminescent ores in the mine, she discarded the idea of buying the map fragments. Anyway, the Earth Shop will reopen after the monster tide.

"Me...how do I get them?"

Li Chunhua enlisted the two ways she knows: killing a death envoy will have a low certainty for it to drop, and the other way is to buy it from the Earth Shop.

She also shared about her lucky encounter of obtaining three fragments and about the overcooked chickens’ main propaganda of poaching, of the favored babies’ bounty, of how she spanked their buttocks with the trees until they bloomed with red flowers, and about the earth shop, earth points, and the items in it.

Long Haoran listened to her chatter, and the more he did, the more he was glad. Otherwise, he might be among these overcooked...ahem...death envoys that fell under her violent rampage.

The only question remains...

"Me...where are the rest of the death envoys?"

Li Chunhua mentioned them appearing in the monster tide, and Long Haoran misunderstood it as a global occurrence.

----

In the atmosphere of the main game world, from the perspective of outer space, one could see masses of dark clouds gathering at some spots, while some of the ozone layers in some locations were thinning due to some unknown forces.

A sign of what’s about to come...

(Little Baozi thanks those dearies who gave her lovely gifts, SauceofSuccess, MonsMons, IamRenX0, LotusLin, and Hanahime. (✿◕‿◕✿))