The Beautiful Teaching Assistant Gave Me Three Children, Shocking the Entire School
Chapter 199: Wedding Chamber Pranks

Chapter 199: Chapter 199: Wedding Chamber Pranks

Jinyu Huafu.

Inside the bedroom.

"Phew... finally done..."

Tossing the last eyebrow pencil in her hand aside, the makeup artist let out a sigh of relief, as if a great weight had been lifted.

She had never worked on such a challenging makeup session before.

It wasn’t because Tang Yuxin wasn’t attractive—on the contrary, she was breathtakingly beautiful.

Her skin, flawless without any need for concealer, was as creamy as milk, radiant and dewy, seemingly so tender that a gentle touch could draw water from it.

Her features were exquisitely balanced, where even the slightest alteration would feel like defacing perfection, bringing an overwhelming frustration.

Until this moment, the makeup artist had never believed that anyone could possess such natural beauty to this degree.

She didn’t even know where to start...

However, the issue wasn’t whether Tang Yuxin needed makeup or not—it was that she *had* to wear it.

At times like this, the act of makeup wasn’t about enhancing her beauty but more about fulfilling a ritual.

And since it was a ritual, it was non-negotiable.

"Miss Tang, I’ve never been this torn before... Normally, makeup is all about making the client prettier. But doing yours, I had to rack my brains over how to even approach it without making you look worse!"

Wiping the sweat off her forehead, the makeup artist felt that today had truly been an eye-opening experience.

When she first laid eyes on Tang Yuxin, she mistakenly assumed she was encountering a woman who had spent a fortune to hire the world’s top plastic surgeons for the most luxurious private cosmetic services.

After all, how could anyone in the world look this naturally perfect?!

But as she began applying makeup to Tang Yuxin’s face—years of experience working with all kinds of women honed her ability to tell with a light touch whether someone had undergone cosmetic procedures—and it was clear that Tang Yuxin was untouched by any scalpel. The realization left her completely flustered.

Nearby, Mrs. Tang gazed at her daughter, now fully dressed and ready, her eyes brimming with pride.

Her daughter was undoubtedly the most stunning woman in the world!

"Come now, Miss Tang. From this moment on, you need to remain seated on the bed. Until the groom comes to pick you up, you’re not allowed to step foot on the ground."

With the help of the wedding planners, Tang Yuxin settled back onto the bed.

Her elaborate gown spread out like a blooming lotus flower atop the bed.

For reference, the bed sheets and covers had already been changed to a bright red.

Sitting in the traditional "duck pose" on the bed, Tang Yuxin became the center of everyone’s attention, looking slightly bashful.

A rosy blush crept across her pure, flawless face, stunning everyone into silence.

"No, no, this won’t do, Yuxin! You’re so beautiful. Letting Xiao Fei marry you just like this is such a loss!"

Su Qingyan suddenly spoke up.

"When Xiao Fei arrives, we have to make things a little difficult for him!"

"Exactly! That’s right!"

"Forget red envelopes; that’s too cliché. We need something classy, something that matches the elegance of this traditional wedding ceremony!"

"Absolutely!"

A group of young women immediately started echoing her, enthusiastically brainstorming ways to give Xiao Fei a hard time.

Little did they expect, upon hearing this, Tang Yuxin, sitting on the bed, arched her delicate brows, and her formidable aura exploded on the spot.

"Enough with the nonsense!"

"I’m warning you all—anyone who dares to trouble my husband will answer to me first!"

"Listen up. When Xiao Fei arrives, let him through, no drama, and none of your shenanigans!"

Zhang Tiantian raised an eyebrow and snorted, "We’re not saying we won’t let him through. We’re just saying it can’t be too easy. And it won’t be anything over the top. How about this—since Handsome Xiao is known for his poetic talents and musical prowess, let’s challenge him to answer our questions without speaking. What do you think?"

"Answer without speaking? How?"

"He can play the zither, can’t he? He’s so skilled that even top traditional musicians sing his praises. This should be child’s play for him!"

The group of girls chattered and quickly reached a consensus.

Tang Yuxin couldn’t stop them and could only glare at them furiously, puffing her cheeks in frustration.

Mrs. Tang, watching all this, couldn’t stop laughing. Sitting by her daughter’s side, she gently took her hand.

"You... You look just like those girls desperate to get married. Are you worried Xiao Fei might not marry you?"

"Mom... That’s not it..."

Tang Yuxin immediately protested, "I just don’t want Xiao Fei to be put in a tough spot."

Meanwhile, on the bride’s side, everyone was at home.

On the other side, Tang Yuxin’s male relatives and friends had already gathered at Jinyu Huafu’s front gate, waiting.

As per tradition, as the bride’s family, they needed to set up an altar at the gate to await the groom’s arrival.

Before long, a grand convoy appeared.

From a distance, spotting the ten leading Rolls-Royces, even the relatives who had flown in on Xiao Fei’s private jet—and already knew he was extravagantly wealthy—couldn’t help but stand there dumbfounded.

Beyond just the convoy, there were also plenty of spectators following along, capturing videos with their phones as they went.

Everyone was curious to see who could afford such an opulent fleet for their wedding procession.

Some livestreamers who happened upon the scene immediately started streaming it outdoors.

Finally, the convoy reached the gates of Jinyu Huafu.

Xiao Fei stepped out of the car.

Decked out in formal attire, Xiao Fei’s presence alone caused everyone present to inhale sharply.

He looked every bit the refined gentleman who had stepped out of a traditional ink painting. With his chiseled jawline and striking features, he instantly sent the surrounding girls into a frenzy of cheers and screams.

Holding a wild goose prepared by the wedding planners, Xiao Fei handed it to Tang Dingyuan with a smile and said:

"Father-in-law, please accept my bow as your son-in-law."

"Oh, no, no, no, get up, please, please stand up!"

Tang Dingyuan couldn’t stop smiling and helped Xiao Fei up under the envious gazes of the crowd.

"Let’s head inside. Yuxin should be ready by now."

"Let’s go, let’s go!"

Xiao Fei, grinning from ear to ear, followed Tang Dingyuan and his entourage as they finally made their way toward the house in grand fashion.

Before entering, Xiao Fei suddenly paused.

"Brothers, it’s up to you from here on out."

As groomsmen, Zhang Bo, Wu Zitao, and Liu Chao immediately stepped forward, with Zhang Bo rolling up his sleeves for good measure.

"Don’t worry, Brother Xiao! A couple of ’slaughtering rods’ is nothing we can’t handle!"

The door opened, and the three groomsmen, braving themselves as if charging into battle, resolutely entered.

Inside, a prepared group of young women were already waiting, wielding "slaughtering rods" wrapped with red satin ribbons. They lightly tapped the groomsmen on their backs as part of the playful ritual.

The groomsmen, who had braced themselves for a beating, immediately relaxed upon realizing the girls were holding back significantly.

"Oh, look who we have here! The groom has arrived, hasn’t he?"

At the forefront, Su Qingyan waved her hand, commanding the attention of all the girls. Having established herself as the leader, her gesture was enough for the others to pause their playful beatings instantly.

Su Qingyan smirked at Xiao Fei, a glimmer of mischief in her eyes.

Today, Xiao Fei was undeniably captivating.

"Tsk, tsk, dressed to the nines. You must’ve turned quite a few heads along the way, didn’t you?"

"They can look all they want. I’m not interested."

Xiao Fei raised an eyebrow.

"Where’s Yuxin? Hand her over!"

"Not so fast!"

Su Qingyan deliberately spun around. "If you want to see the bride, let’s hear a Wedding Poem! And just so you know, you can’t use something from ancient poets. It has to be your own creation!"

"Ha...?!"

Xiao Fei was flabbergasted.

"What’s with that ’ha’?!"

Zhang Tiantian chimed in with a coquettish tone, "You chose this traditional wedding style yourself, Handsome Xiao. Since you wanted something exciting, commit to it! Come on, compose a Wedding Poem!"