The Beautiful Teaching Assistant Gave Me Three Children, Shocking the Entire School -
Chapter 162: The Bizarre Parrot
Chapter 162: Chapter 162: The Bizarre Parrot
Suddenly, a parrot appeared in the house.
After the initial fear, the three little ones quickly became excited.
What made Xiao Fei helpless was this quirky parrot, which especially loved perching on the kids’ heads.
Luckily, with the badge of "Guardian of Kids," Xiao Fei wasn’t worried about the parrot hurting the children. It was quite small, and even if it stood on a child’s head, it wouldn’t hurt their neck.
Meanwhile.
Xiang Zilan’s reaction to this unexpected new guest was a bit odd.
On the cat tree, Xiang Zilan lay there, overlooking the scene below.
Da Bao raised his hand, and the parrot flew over to perch on his head.
Er Bao: "Goo yah!"
Parrot: "Goo yah!"
San Bao: "Birdie!"
Parrot: "Birdie!"
Xiang Zilan: "..."
Damn it!
Is it just bullying it because it’s a cat that can only meow but can’t speak?!
Otherwise, how would there be room for this dumb bird to cause a fuss here?!
Before this dumb bird appeared, the kids’ favorite pet was Xiang Zilan!
... The silly cat selectively forgot the hard fact that it was the only pet in the house.
A little displeased, Xiang Zilan jumped off the cat tree and then onto Da Bao’s stroller, rubbing against Da Bao.
Da Bao happily patted Xiang Zilan on the head.
The little one wasn’t being gentle, but Xiang Zilan didn’t mind.
It glanced triumphantly at the dumb bird on Er Bao’s head.
Er Bao: "Meow meow!"
Parrot: "Meow meow!"
Xiang Zilan was even more pleased.
See! See! Dumb bird! I am the real pet of the house!
Then the parrot suddenly blurted, "Stupid cat! Stupid cat!"
Xiang Zilan: "?"
On the sofa, Xiao Fei, who was drinking tea, immediately spat out his tea.
This parrot is a bit too cheeky, isn’t it? What exactly did its previous owner teach it to say?
That night, when Tang Yuxin came home, she witnessed quite a spectacle.
Da Bao, Er Bao, and San Bao were sitting in their walkers, running around the spacious living room.
A parrot stood proudly on Er Bao’s head.
Er Bao: "Goo yah yah...!"
Parrot: "Goo yah yah! Goo yah yah!"
Even more amusing was that every time Er Bao waved his little hands, the parrot would mimic by flapping its wings the same way.
As for Xiang Zilan, it lay listlessly on Da Bao’s walker.
"What... what is going on...?????"
Tang Yuxin’s mind was suddenly filled with a series of question marks.
"Honey? What’s happening?"
"You’re back?"
Xiao Fei, lounging on the sofa, was amused by the comical scene in front of him. He replied to Tang Yuxin, "This is a parrot that suddenly flew into our house this afternoon. I asked the property management to investigate, and it’s not from our neighborhood. It flew in from outside, and we don’t know the owner, so we’re keeping it for now."
"It... it won’t hurt the kids, will it?"
"Do you think it looks capable of harming them?"
Xiao Fei couldn’t help but laugh as he pointed at Er Bao.
Er Bao, in his walker, ran over to Tang Yuxin.
"Mama...!"
Parrot: "Mama! Mama!"
Tang Yuxin: "...?????"
Tang Yuxin was momentarily at a loss for what to do.
She really wanted to give Er Bao a kiss, but her eyes were on the parrot on Er Bao’s head with concern.
Xiao Fei gestured.
"Silly bird, off you go for now. Xiang Zilan, you too."
The parrot and Xiang Zilan immediately left, with Tang Yuxin watching the parrot in surprise.
Xiang Zilan was very smart and could fully understand Xiao Fei’s commands. Sometimes, Tang Yuxin’s words could work as well, and she was already used to this.
But she didn’t expect the parrot that suddenly came to their house to be so smart as well?
Also...
What is with the "silly bird" comment?
Tang Yuxin gave each of the little ones kisses and hugs, then laughed, "Why do you call it that? Since it’s decided to stay temporarily, it should have a name, right?"
Xiao Fei blurted out, "...South Birdie?"
"Are you serious?!"
"Then... South Big Bird?"
"... I’ll give you a look, figure it out yourself."
Tang Yuxin was speechless with her otaku husband.
"Never mind, I’ll name it..."
She turned her head, and then was dumbfounded.
Xiang Zilan lay on the cat tree, and the parrot...
was standing on Xiang Zilan’s head.
Xiang Zilan had given up resisting.
Why does this silly parrot always like to stand on people’s heads?
"I think, honey, you’re right to call it ’silly bird.’
"Hahahahaha..."
Xiao Fei clutched his belly and laughed out loud.
After laughing, Xiao Fei said, "Alright, no more joking, how about... Bellmackan?"
Tang Yuxin looked disdainful: "Can you tell me why you came up with that name?"
Xiao Fei scratched his cheek awkwardly, "... Well, in Azur Lane there’s a talkative eagle named Essex, and the bird’s name is that..."
"Too much of a mouthful!"
Tang Yuxin shook her head.
"Let’s call it Little Bei!"
Xiao Fei immediately snapped his fingers, "Great! Silly Bird! From now on, you’ll be Bellmackan, nickname Little Bei, also known as Eagle-Chan! Got it?"
Tang Yuxin smacked her forehead.
Oh, her husband...
No hope!
With the addition of a parrot, there was indeed a lot more fun around the house.
But soon enough, Xiao Fei and Tang Yuxin realized that things weren’t going so well.
Eagle-Chan... no, Little Bei, was a chatterbox just like that talkative eagle Essex.
Of course, Little Bei can’t communicate as fluently as a human. Parrot speech is just simple mimicry.
Even if it could understand the commands Xiao Fei gave, Little Bei could never really converse like a human.
But even so, Little Bei’s chatterbox nature was a bit frightening.
Especially under the influence of Er Bao’s "Goo yah" language, Little Bei became the second "Goo yah" spirit of the house.
Even more amusing was that even though Xiao Fei and Tang Yuxin prepared a parrot perch for Little Bei, it didn’t like to stay on it.
It was either on Da Bao’s head, Er Bao’s head, San Bao’s head, or on Xiang Zilan’s back.
Luckily, when Little Bei tried to get on Xiao Fei and Tang Yuxin’s heads, Xiao Fei sternly refused.
"But why don’t you stop Little Bei from getting on the kids’ heads?"
Xiao Fei pondered for a moment...
"Don’t you think... this is what’s called a ’bird top function’?"
Tang Yuxin felt as if the thread of reason in her brain was about to snap.
Turning around, Tang Yuxin looked at the scene in the living room.
Little Bei continuously jumped back and forth among the three kids’ heads. The kids were having so much fun, and whenever Little Bei landed on their head, they would immediately burst into happy giggles.
Xiang Zilan, on the other hand, was sighing in frustration from the side... it seemed to have completely fallen out of favor.
"Hubby, now that you mention it... once you accept this setting, it seems quite interesting, right!"
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