The Beautiful County Magistrate
Chapter 496: I Married Your Mom, Doesn’t That Make Me Your Dad!

Chapter 496: Chapter 496: I Married Your Mom, Doesn’t That Make Me Your Dad!

In the kitchen, Xu Li was busy finishing the last dish and brought it to the dining table.

Stretching her neck, she wondered, why hadn’t Sun Xiaoling brought Xu Qianli yet?

She took off her apron and went to the living room to look for them, only to find that both were nowhere to be seen.

How strange, where were they?

"Lingling, are you there? Where’s your Uncle Xu? Surely you didn’t drive him away, did you?"

From inside Sun Xiaoling’s room, hearing the noise outside, she finally managed to get out of Xu Qianli’s embrace. She quickly straightened her skirt, which had gotten messy, gave him a stern glare, and then dragged him out of the room.

"Mom, I’m here."

"I had called him into my room earlier to ask him a few things."

To ask things?

Xu Li was suspicious and looked at Xu Qianli, asking with her eyes.

Xu Qianli chuckled, "She did ask a few questions and even fed me some tasty things."

Upon hearing this, Sun Xiaoling instinctively held down her skirt and crossed her legs, glaring at Xu Qianli. You jerk, taking advantage and still acting cute, disgusting!

Xu Li, unaware of what had happened, felt something was off between them but couldn’t figure out what. She decided not to worry about it and called them to the dining room.

Once Xu Qianli had sat down, Xu Li specially opened a bottle of fine wine, filled a full glass for Xu Qianli, topped up her own, and said, "Xu, thanks for honoring us with your visit. Let’s make a toast."

Xu Li enjoyed herself thoroughly, tilting her head back and downing the glass of wine all at once.

Xu Qianli was astounded. The glass wasn’t small; each glass was about 50ml and a bottle would fill about four glasses. Xu Li had downed it in one go, way too extravagant.

This way of drinking was indeed frightening.

Seeing Xu Qianli not moving, Sun Xiaoling got unhappy. "Why aren’t you drinking? Didn’t you see my mom has already finished hers? You’re a big man, aren’t you? Are you scared of a cup of wine? Drink up if you call yourself a man!"

"I’ll drink, I’ll drink, all right?"

Xu Qianli took the wine glass and downed it in one gulp.

The burning spice of the liquor pained his throat as it went down.

Such drinking was tough to handle.

Seeing this, Sun Xiaoling quickly grabbed the bottle and filled Xu Qianli’s glass again.

"Uncle Xu, you made a mistake today, you must drink three glasses as punishment, still two more to go."

"Come on, drink this one quickly too!"

Drinking 50ml for three consecutive cups, that was almost finishing more than half a bottle on an empty stomach. Xu Qianli was troubled. "Lingling, spare me, please. I can’t drink that much. At this rate, I’ll get drunk in no time."

"No way, you must drink, or I won’t accept it!"

"Drink, you must drink!"

Sun Xiaoling glared at Xu Qianli, warning him with her eyes—if you dare not to drink, I’ll spill what you did to me earlier.

Xu Qianli, of course, understood the look in Sun Xiaoling’s eyes. She was clearly angry and looking for a way to vent.

Fine, let her have her way, Xu Qianli said, "Alright, I’ll take the punishment, one more glass. But that’s it, just one more, otherwise I’ll indeed end up drunk and it would be a waste of all the great dishes Xu has made."

Sun Xiaoling pursed her lips, "Fine, I’ll let you off this time. Just one more glass then. Hurry up and drink."

"I’ll drink, all right?"

Xu Qianli raised his glass again and downed another gulp of liquor.

Not a bite to eat, and half a jin of alcohol down, the discomfort was unbearable for Xu Qianli.

Xu Li quickly served Xu Qianli some dishes, "Xu, don’t just focus on drinking. Here, eat some food, and see how my cooking tastes."

Sun Xiaoling sprang up from her seat.

"Mom, let me do it. I’ll serve Uncle Xu."

"Come on, Uncle Xu, eat more. When you’re at our house, don’t be shy, just eat as much as you want, especially since you love eating, you eat everything!"

As she spoke, Sun Xiaoling busily served Xu Qianli, picking the rib with the least amount of meat, a piece of fish with the most bones, and even specially served him some bitter gourd, paying him extra special attention.

On the side, Xu Li secretly chuckled to herself. Her darling daughter was treating Xu Qianli this way because of what she had told her earlier about Xu Qianli’s request for her to wear something sexy. So funny.

Looking at his bowl, Xu Qianli couldn’t help but laugh. It was obvious that the stunning beauty, Sun Xiaoling, was intentionally messing with him.

Once Sun Xiaoling sat down, Xu Qianli made his move, his hand reaching under the table.

You little girl, messing with me on purpose, huh? Let’s see how I deal with you.

Sun Xiaoling sensed trouble and tried to hold Xu Qianli’s hand, but couldn’t keep up, eventually letting him have his way under her skirt.

A strange sensation emerged, causing Sun Xiaoling to unintentionally let out a soft moan. Afraid Xu Li would notice something, she quickly said, "Mom, why is the meat so hard?"

Xu Li gave Sun Xiaoling a look of disapproval, "What hard meat? You’re eating tofu; always making trouble! Just eat your food properly. Keep messing around, and see if I don’t teach you a lesson!"

"Alright, alright."

Sun Xiaoling buried her head in her rice, sneaking a glance at Xu Qianli, annoyed, "You’re really bad. Who treats someone like this?"

Xu Li served Xu Qianli a piece of sweet and sour pork, smilingly asking, "Xu, how is it? Is my cooking passable?"

"Not just passable, it’s truly master level."

"I never expected you, Sister Xu, to not only be strong in your career but also such a great cook."

"What’s more, you’re also so beautiful, truly a rare gem of a woman."

"It’s just a pity you’re already married; otherwise, I would definitely chase you and make you my wife."

Xu Qianli’s compliments left Xu Li beaming with joy, continuously serving him more food and drinking more liquor with him.

Xu Li was delighted, and Sun Xiaoling was visibly upset, glaring at Xu Qianli, "If you married my mom, what would that make me? Would I have to call you dad?"

"Hey!"

Xu Qianli promptly agreed, reacting incredibly quickly.

Sun Xiaoling caught on and immediately disapproved, "Mom, look at him, how shameless, taking advantage of me right in front of you; it’s disgusting."

Xu Li covered her mouth, giggling, then said, "Men are like that. When I was dating your father, he often made me call him daddy, it was annoying too. Oops, why am I telling you this?"

Sun Xiaoling’s ears perked up. She didn’t realize her parents had such stories from their dating days. Their relationship must have been great; how did they gradually grow apart?

Suddenly, Xu Li stood up, "I’m going to wash my hands, Lingling, you entertain Uncle Xu properly, no being petulant and irritating him, okay?"

With that, Xu Li swayed her slim waist and ample hips as she left the dining room.

Watching her leave, Xu Qianli wrapped his arms around Sun Xiaoling’s slim waist, pulling her into his arms, "Call me daddy!"

Call daddy?

Sun Xiaoling’s face burned with embarrassment, she fiercely glared at him, pouting, "No way, I won’t call that."