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Chapter 593 - 574: Buying Toilet Paper

Chapter 593: Chapter 574: Buying Toilet Paper

"Shit, how did you guys end up running in here too!" the tall and muscular guy angrily said, "Now that we’ve been discovered, see what you can do!"

"Big brother, it’s no big deal, so what if we’ve been found out!" Huang Mao grinned, "There’s a saying: Walk your own path and leave no path for others. We’ve already achieved that!"

They looked around, and indeed, there was nobody on the street. The once bustling street corner was deserted thanks to these few guys, and even those who had to pass by did so from a distance, avoiding them.

"Who of you has paper, give me two sheets!" the tall and muscular guy said, holding his nose and then stretching out his hand.

His little brothers searched their pockets one by one, and suddenly the scene fell into silence.

"Big brother, I don’t have any paper!"

"Me neither!"

Six or seven people, and not a single one had brought toilet paper out with them, which instantly dumbfounded the leader. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Shit, if you guys don’t bring paper, then how are we going to leave?"

"How was I to know it’d be so miserable?" Huang Mao forced a smile and said, "Otherwise, let’s just not wipe our asses!"

"Shit, you’re really disgusting!" The tall and muscular guy fished in his pocket. He didn’t pull out any paper, but he did get a handful of cash. Now, he faced a choice: should he use the cash or his hand to wipe his ass?

"What do you guys say, shall we use money or our hands?" the leader asked.

"Big brother, let’s use the money!" the guy in the suspender jeans immediately said, "Once we’ve used it, we can wash it off and keep spending it, after all, it’s not in our hands anymore!"

"Sounds good, let’s use the money!" the little brothers echoed.

Just then, Ye Chen walked by, covering his nose. The tall and muscular guy hurriedly stopped Ye Chen and said, "Brother, got any paper?"

Ye Chen revealed a sly smile and then pulled out a pack of tissues, "Are you looking for this?"

"Ah, yes, yes, that’s it!" Everyone looked desperately at the tissues in Ye Chen’s hand. For the first time in their lives, they had such a crazy desire for tissues—now, even if a girl stood in front of them, she probably wouldn’t be able to arouse their desire. All they could see was that pack of tissues. That pack was their most desired, most needed, most urgently required thing. To have paper but not use it would be foolish, money was too hard, and besides, the surface area was too small, lacking the softness of tissues.

"Five hundred yuan a pack!" Ye Chen waved his hand and said, "Who wants it?"

"Shit, are you robbing us?" the tall and muscular guy immediately erupted in anger, "Damn, a roadside stall sells it for just one yuan a pack, and you’re charging us five hundred, that’s just ripping us off!"

"Well then, forget it, if you don’t want it, then never mind!" Ye Chen quickly pocketed the tissues and turned to leave.

"Wait, brother!" the leader immediately called out to Ye Chen.

"Didn’t you say you didn’t want it?" Ye Chen looked at him in confusion. Grinding his teeth, the man pulled out five hundred yuan and said, "I want it, damn it, for five hundred yuan, take it!"

Ye Chen grinned, "That’s more like it, one willing to beat and one willing to endure, right?"

This deal was too good to pass up, the money he had just given to the restaurant owner he’d now made back. The leader took Ye Chen’s tissues, opened them, and shit, there were only five sheets?! It turned out that this pack of tissues had been used by Ye Chen before.

Helplessly, the deal was done. The tall and muscular guy took one sheet out for himself and handed the remaining four to the little brothers behind him, saying, "There are still four left, use them sparingly, figure it out amongst yourselves!"

The little brothers dutifully divided up the tissues equally. If they didn’t have enough, they simply split one sheet into two—even though they were smaller, as long as they could wipe their asses, it was fine. Very quickly, these guys walked out one after the other, each letting out a satisfied belch.

"Shit, why does it still smell so bad?" the tall and muscular guy rubbed his belly, which seemed much more comfortable, but the stink had not lessened.

"Big brother, you stepped on shit!" a little brother hurriedly said.

The leader looked down and saw that indeed there was a pile of shit on the sole of his shoe. His face instantly turned green as he angrily said, "Shit, is it my lucky day today, why can’t I seem to get away from shit?"

"Shit, big brother, it’s all that bastard’s fault, we keep running into him today, it must be him bringing us this bad luck!" the guy in suspender jeans pointed at Ye Chen, who was walking back towards them.

"That bastard, he conned me out of five hundred yuan and now he thinks he can run, chase him down!" the leader gritted his teeth, and the group went after Ye Chen in a frenzy, surrounding him completely.

"What do you want?" Ye Chen pretended to be startled.

"What are you doing?!" The leading man revealed a sly smile and said, "You kid actually dared to cheat me out of my money. Didn’t you ask around in Jianghuai City? Do you think I, Yan Bu’er, am so easy to bully?"

"Ah, you’re Yan Bu’er, Boss Yan?!" Ye Chen was taken aback, shit, this guy’s impersonation was way over the top, he had already taken out the real Yan Bu’er with one knife, and now this kid had the nerve to pretend to be him.

"That’s right!" The man nodded and said, "I am Yan Bu’er, the Gang Leader of the Flame Dragon Gang. Surely you’ve heard of the Flame Dragon Gang in Jianghuai City?"

"I have, they were once the biggest gang in Jianghuai City!" Ye Chen nodded.

"Damn it, we still are!" The man cursed and said, "Hurry up and give me back my money!"

"You bought my tissues!" Ye Chen frowned.

"Go find them for him!" The tall and strong guy immediately pointed at the yellow-haired kid. Huang Mao was stunned and his face showed displeasure, but with the boss’s order, he had no choice but to comply. Afterward, he brought over a pile of tissues that his group had just used. Holding them with one hand and covering his nose with the other, he said, "Boss, got them!"

"Kid, these are your tissues, take them back and give us the money!" The muscular man glanced at his own used tissues, which were passable in his eyes, but the ones used by the others were too disgusting, covered in globs of shit, truly making one want to vomit.

"Business is all about willing buyer, willing seller, what kind of business are you guys running?" Ye Chen squinted his eyes.

"What, you’re not happy?" The muscular man immediately picked up a steel pipe. The others also brandished their weapons.

Just as everyone was about to make a move, suddenly, the leading man grabbed his belly and said, "Damn, it’s hitting me again!"

Before he could finish his sentence, he rushed into the bushes. Squatting down, it was a torrential downpour, and his little brothers were stunned. The boss had just been about to order his little brothers to buy some tissues, but before he could speak, those little brothers also dashed into the bushes.

Splash, splash...

One by one, they followed suit. The little brothers, looking pale, said, "Damn it, must have eaten something bad today, I’m practically drained from diarrhea."

"What do we do, we don’t have any paper again?" The yellow-haired little brother looked at everyone awkwardly.

"Damn it, did I somehow offend toilet paper today?" The leading man gritted his teeth.

"Oh, you guys are out of toilet paper again, huh?" Ye Chen smiled teasingly.

"Hey, brother, we’re really sorry about earlier, could you trouble you to buy us some tissues?" The leading man had no choice but to bow his head. Today, he had been tormented by his unreliable stomach, and he even had to beg the guy they were about to beat up badly.

"Sure, one thousand yuan!" Ye Chen made a gesture with his thumb and index finger.

The leading man’s face turned green, shit, it was just five hundred, and now it had become one thousand yuan, the price increase was faster than China’s GDP. But when you’re under someone’s roof, you have to bow your head, so he had to obediently pull out one thousand yuan and hand it over to Ye Chen. Ye Chen then took out a pack of tissues and said, "Take it!"

The tall strong guy trembled and said, "This time it’s not short, is it?"

"Don’t worry, we guarantee full value here, ’an honest sale’!" Ye Chen grinned and after handing over the tissues, promptly chose to leave. He had made a tidy profit of 1,500 dollars. It was a pretty good deal.

Ye Chen hadn’t gone far when the whole group chased after him. This was all within Ye Chen’s expectations. How could they willingly let themselves be fooled?

"Kid, cough up the money, damn it, you dare ask for this big guy’s money!" This time, the man had sent a little brother to buy tissues first, fearing any changes in the situation. Only then did the leading man confidently come to beat up Ye Chen.

A group of people surrounded Ye Chen, not willing to let him go.

"Sigh, I knew you’d come asking for money!" Ye Chen took out a wad of cash, which was more than what the others had given. He counted out 1,500 and handed it over, saying, "Your money!"

"Damn it, after holding our money for so long, you should at least charge some interest, right?" The tall, strong guy snorted coldly.

"You... how much do you want?" Ye Chen smiled vaguely.

"Not much, just give me everything you have!" The man was not polite, displaying a greedy look at the stack of cash in Ye Chen’s hands.

"What if I don’t?" Ye Chen pocketed all the money.

"Looking for trouble!" The leading guy immediately charged with an iron rod. Ye Chen sneered, swiftly sidestepped the attack, then grasped the man’s arm, used his momentum against him, and flipped him over.