Spy-x-War Showdown -
Chapter 582 - 590: How Beautiful Life Is
Chapter 582: Chapter 590: How Beautiful Life Is
"This guy is just asking for a beating!"
Yang Yi grumbled indignantly before saying irritably, "There’s serious business to attend to, let’s go."
The atmosphere was awkward, not just ordinarily awkward, but very, very awkward.
Who knew when Kate had reached a level in Chinese above level six; God bear witness, Kate had indeed never asked Yang Yi to practice Chinese with her.
Thus, Yang Yi could only resort to not-so-great solutions to ease the awkwardness and the lingering tension in the air.
Wishes are always nice, but reality is often too cruel; whenever he was out with two beautiful women, Yang Yi would realize that the chances of successfully playing both sides were continuously decreasing.
Yang Yi was so disheartened that he no longer even felt like looking at the swimsuit-clad beauties, so down that he didn’t even feel like talking.
Wandering aimlessly in search of the little blue truck, it was then that he suddenly heard a familiar voice speaking French.
"Hello."
A middle-aged man, with slightly graying temples, wore only a pair of shorts that showcased his sculpted physique.
Kate smiled sweetly and replied, "Hello."
The attractive middle-aged man smiled at Kate and said, "The moment I saw you, I was deeply attracted. May I have the pleasure of inviting you for a walk on the beach?"
Kate smiled and said, "Sorry, I... friends."
Kate glanced at Yang Yi, her face radiating happiness.
Yang Yi’s complexion began to turn ashen; if that man didn’t leave soon, his face would turn a shade of iron blue.
The attractive middle-aged man shrugged his shoulders, then turned to look at Xiao Ran, smiled slightly, and was about to speak when he saw Xiao Ran suddenly yelling, "Scram!"
Xiao Ran didn’t give the man a chance to speak, and after staring at her in bewilderment for a moment, he shrugged in confusion and shook his head as he walked away.
"These damn men!"
Xiao Ran gritted her teeth, whereas Kate loudly said, "But he has good taste, right?"
Forcing herself, Xiao Ran turned her head away, but she couldn’t help looking back at the man again, then said in a deranged manner, "I’m going to kill him!"
Yang Yi let out a long sigh; he had almost agreed with Xiao Ran’s drastic proposal.
However, what Yang Yi couldn’t comprehend was, was the order in which you’re hit on really that important?
"Alright, let’s say nothing more, let’s find the car and take off. This place is too dangerous, I fear that soon I might not be able to restrain myself from slaughtering someone. French people are romantic, pfft, they’re really just... sigh."
As two women clad in swimsuits passed by Yang Yi, they both looked at him with admiration, and as they brushed past him, one of the women winked flirtatiously at Yang Yi.
It wasn’t just Yang Yi being full of himself; that woman really did throw a coquettish wink at him, really.
You have to understand, Yang Yi was truly handsome.
After passing by Yang Yi, two women bent over laughing together, and they even turned their heads to look back at Yang Yi, just as his line of sight met theirs.
If he had approached them to strike up a conversation, he probably would have had a good time, but Yang Yi turned his head unconsciously, and as Xiao Ran, walking on his left, blocked his view, his sense of crisis instantly returned to his brain.
"Car!"
"Impressive, eh? You got cars driving onto the beach now? You must be looking at the headlights."
Yang Yi immediately backed off, saying to Xiao Ran with a wry smile, "As a youthful and invincible beautiful young girl, where did you learn to talk like that? It’s not good, really not good, it affects your image, you know."
"Ha, hahaha, hahahaha, I can’t pretend to be innocent or play the fool. If you’re disappointed, that’s perfect!"
Kate’s reaction wasn’t as intense as Xiao Ran’s, but her forte wasn’t her words, it was her fists. Fortunately, she wasn’t Yang Yi’s girlfriend, so all she could do was roll her eyes at Yang Yi to express her attitude and leave it at that.
Just then, Yang Yi called out urgently, "A car, a car! It’s really a car!"
Yang Yi truly saw a blue train, and upon drawing closer and seeing a lobster painted on its body, he became even more excited.
Military hardware and the like aside, the most important thing now was to shift focus.
Yang Yi quickened his pace and soon saw a man wearing a T-shirt and shorts and beach shoes leaning against the train car, eyeing every woman who passed by with an appreciative gaze, every woman worth appreciating.
Yang Yi really wanted to go over and talk to the man leaning against the train door, but he quickly changed his mind and just picked up his phone. After a moment, he spoke in a deep voice, "Buddy, I think I’ve found our target. Head my way, should be a little over a kilometer away."
After hanging up the phone, Yang Yi turned to Xiao Ran and Kate, smiling, "I wasn’t wrong, right? I saw it just now."
Xiao Ran said impatiently, "Don’t bother explaining, the more you say, the worse it sounds. You seem smart, how can you be so clueless?"
Kate said indifferently, "That’s fine, at least knowing how to appreciate beautiful women isn’t bad, definitely better than only staring at men."
Xiao Ran laughed heartily, "That’s not necessarily true. Some people change after spending too much time in prison, going from passively liking men to actively liking them. That’s also quite possible."
Yang Yi was really getting anxious, but lose his temper? No joke.
"You two have had enough, don’t you realize I... my standards have become too high hanging around you two! I was critically evaluating those women. Can’t you see that? You’re being too obtuse."
He almost pierced the veil of pretense, and now, if he did, the idea of dating two women at once wouldn’t stand a chance; his ship would capsize immediately, and worse—if they turned against him, that would be the biggest trouble.
Boya arrived, and he hadn’t run over; he’d come in a rental taxi.
As soon as Boya got out of the taxi, he walked over to the man leaning against the train door and burst out angrily, "Do you even know where you are? Do you know where you’re supposed to make the delivery?"
"The British promenade, right? I’m quite sure this is the place? Uh, who are you?"
The man leaning on the train door retorted first, then remembered to check Boya’s identity.
Boya took out his phone, showed it to the man briefly, and then snapped furiously, "You’re supposed to deliver the stuff under that billboard! Not two kilometers away, damn it!"
"Billboard, nobody told me about any billboard. They told me to deliver the goods to the British promenade, and I did. Isn’t this the British promenade? Alright, buddy, you’ve seen me now, and the goods are in the car. The car and the goods are all yours. I’m heading back, goodbye."
After stating his piece nonchalantly, the driver smiled at Boya, then spread his hands, "Don’t be too worked up. You got the goods, achieved your goal, it’s still a successful transaction, isn’t it enough? So why get mad? You should smile more, smile, life is so beautiful, haha, goodbye buddy."
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