Spoiled By My Ex-Fiance's Uncle
Chapter 327: Old Dog Fu Plus Two Puppy Fus

Chapter 327: Chapter 327: Old Dog Fu Plus Two Puppy Fus

Mu Shaoze moved through the bustling crowd, his gaze sweeping around as if he were looking for someone.

He had clearly seen that Pig Demon post a status about being at the night market, so where did she run off to now?

Zhou Ziqiao had deleted his contact information completely, but since he was a hacker, he easily hacked into her social media.

He now felt like a creepy voyeur, irresistibly monitoring Zhou Ziqiao’s updates.

He looked around somewhat irritably.

Quite a few people recognized him.

"Isn’t that the handsome guy who got the milk tea splashed on him? I didn’t expect to bump into him here!"

"My gosh! He’s just too handsome! I love his hair!"

"The hair isn’t a big deal; I’d still like him even if he were bald."

"What if he’s a kept man, would you still want him?"

"He’s not some old crumbly guy; even if he’s a kept man, I’d still take him. My bed’s missing a handsome guy."

"Hey! That mattress was bought by your ex-boyfriend, right?"

"So what? It’s good enough that I didn’t make him pay the electricity bill!"

"If he gets splashed with another cup today, does that mean we’ll get to see his pecs, abs, and biceps again?"

"Help! Is the milk tea lady here?"

"Milk tea, for the sake of my life! I’m begging! I have milk tea, is the lady here?"

...

Mu Shaoze paid no mind to the chatter around him as he spotted An Yan and Fu Shiyan, quickening his pace.

Seeing the two all lovey-dovey, he genuinely felt happy and blessed them.

An Yan waved her hand, "Fourth Brother."

Mu Shaoze’s lips curled up, "I missed Anan and Yanyan, so I came to see them."

Fu Shiyan spoke in a voice just loud enough for the two of them to hear, "It’s all excuses; if he sees Zhou Ziqiao later, he’ll scurry after her. Even if it means facing torment, he relishes it and finds it amusing."

An Yan laughed, "You knew again?"

Fu Shiyan hummed lightly, "Back when you and Bai were out at sea, I couldn’t control my heart and wanted to find you. Even if Fu Chenyu hadn’t sent me that message by mistake, I would have definitely returned to you, just maybe for another reason. Mu Shaoze is just being a proud, stubborn duck now, tangled yet reveling in his agony. I’m quite happy to see him like this. After all, it shouldn’t just be me chasing my wife; sharing is caring."

An Yan raised her eyebrows slightly, "Which ’jian’?"

Seeing her teasing smile, Fu Shiyan instantly understood her implication.

He finished the grilled squid in his hand, and grabbing An Yan’s grilled squid, took a bite, "The cheap kind of ’jian’. Which man in the ashes of chasing his wife isn’t a bit cheap? He deserves the suffering."

An Yan laughed, "You seem to have gained quite the insight; I hope you won’t err in that way anymore."

Fu Shiyan nodded, "No worries, madam. After going through this once, naturally, I won’t make that mistake again. Especially with Mu Shaoze here as a clear mirror constantly reminding me."

Mu Shaoze watched An Yan and Fu Shiyan being all sticky and sweet, feeling left out as if he were a giant, shining light bulb.

He simply picked up the two little ones, seeing that they were single too, much like him and could speak his language.

He clicked his tongue, "You two are too short, easy to get lost in the crowd."

Fu Jinyan sighed lightly, "Fourth Uncle, that’s where you’re wrong. Nowadays, it’s not height but charisma that keeps you from being overwhelmed by the crowd."

"Charisma?"

Fu Jinyan nodded, "Yes, with charisma, even if you’re not tall, you can still be a shining star, standing out, glowing, and heating up in the crowd."

Mu Shaoze laughed, "Little guy, this explanation is really elevated."

Fu Jinyan nodded, "Of course, nowadays if you’re not a bit cultured, you can’t even get a girlfriend."

Mu Shaoze: "... You have a girlfriend?"

Fu Jinyan, with a proud face, "That’s right, I have a little fan, Si Mian. She is bent on growing up to marry me, and I can’t stop her."

Fu Mu’an silently listened to his brother’s serious nonsense; clearly, it was his brother who was tempting Little Mianmian to marry him.

However, they were indeed brothers, and he definitely wouldn’t expose him.

Mu Shaoze then started to question his life.

Did he and little Jinyan no longer have anything in common to talk about?

He looked at Fu Mu’an, who was focused on eating grilled squid, "Anan, do you have a girlfriend?"

"I’m more interested in robots; a girlfriend would slow down the speed of my pursuit of knowledge."

Mu Shaoze: "..."

It seemed he also had nothing in common with his two dear nephews.

He cleared his throat, "Is the grilled squid tasty?"

Fu Mu’an nodded, "It’s delicious. Uncle Si, what brings you to the night market?"

Mu Shaoze said without blinking an eye, "I missed you guys."

Fu Mu’an and Fu Jinyan exchanged glances; indeed, men were all Pig Demons, lying even to children—clearly, he was here for Aunt Pig Demon.

Fu Jinyan suddenly looked ahead, "Uncle Si, I think I just saw Aunt Pig Demon."

Mu Shaoze’s eyes lit up momentarily then faded, his expression neutral, "Oh? Where is she?"

Fu Jinyan pointed with his little hand, "She’s over there buying milk tea."

Milk tea?

Mu Shaoze frowned subconsciously. He inexplicably disliked milk tea; the scent stuck to him even after a shower when he’d been splashed with it last night.

Still, he asked, "Would you like some milk tea? I’ll go buy it for you."

Fu Mu’an and Fu Jinyan looked at each other and smiled, in unison, "We don’t want any."

Mu Shaoze: "..." Couldn’t they just say they wanted some?

He turned to look at An Yan and Fu Shiyan, "Would you like some milk tea? I’ll go buy it for you."

Just as An Yan was about to speak, Fu Shiyan squeezed her hand and spoke, "We don’t want any."

Mu Shaoze: "..."

They all claimed they didn’t drink milk tea, though it was their lifeline—surely they were doing this on purpose!

He cleared his throat, "Then what do you want to eat? I’ll go buy it for you."

Fu Shiyan took a bamboo stick from An Yan’s hands, wiped the corner of her lips, and put on her mask. He looked at Mu Shaoze, "Yanyan wants to eat pastries from Moon Restaurant."

Mu Shaoze gritted his teeth; this guy was definitely sending him away on purpose.

Clearly, they didn’t want him to join them, thinking he was a too glaring third wheel.

Typical Old Dog Fu, he really was a dog!

Mu Shaoze was frantic; he couldn’t leave—his purpose here was to settle accounts with Pig Demon!

An Yan chided Fu Shiyan with a glance and stepped forward to take down the two little ones, "Brother Si, you just go look and buy, anything is fine to eat."

This ease was comforting, and Mu Shaoze nodded, tapped the brims of the little ones’ hats, and turned towards the milk tea stall.

He hadn’t gone far when he heard a conversation behind him.

"Dad, you promised to buy us milk tea, you can’t go back on your word!"

"Of course, Dad remembers. How about one cup of brown sugar pearl for each of the four of us, sound good?"

"Yes, sounds great! You’re the best, Dad!"

"Then why did you say you didn’t want milk tea when Uncle Si asked?"

"Why did you also say you didn’t want any, Dad?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha..."

Mu Shaoze: "..."

Old Dog Fu plus two Puppy Fus!