Solo Farming In The Tower
Chapter 8: Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! (8)

TL: Hanguk

PR: MiniPixelZ

The sanctuary where Sejun’s clones reside.

“Isn’t it about time a newbie showed up?”

Santa Sejun, the God of Christmas and Sejun’s Clone No. 1, spoke out in boredom.

“Exactly. It’s about time the main body caused some kind of trouble…”

Sejun’s Clone No. 2, Destruction Sejun, the God of Destruction, who had been bored beside him, chimed in.

“But why hasn’t No. 3 shown up?”

“No. 3 is busy collecting money with all the weddings lately.”

“Ah, right. Thanks to No. 3, the main body’s been in a lot less danger.”

“Exactly. He really takes a lot of work off our hands.”

“What can we do? It’s our fate to have got the wrong main body…”

The clones were doing various things to prevent Sejun from falling into danger using the money earned by Wedding Sejun, Sejun’s Clone No. 3.

Such as improving Sejun’s rewards, supplementing when Theo burns money, or loosening causality a bit.

At that moment,

“Huh?! The main body is in danger!”

“What did he do this time?!”

Sensing the danger to the main body, Santa Sejun and Destruction Sejun reacted.

“Hurry and prepare No. 4!”

“Will just No. 4 be enough?!”

“Then prepare No. 5 too!”

“Yes!”

Let’s grill some fish!

Let’s make some Churu!

They contacted Mini Chairman Park No. 4, who was busily creating mountains of grilled fish and lakes of churu.

And then,

Puhuhut. What kind of god should I become to help the main body, Sejun-nim?

Mini Chairman Park No. 4 puffed up with pride as he began preparing to become a god.

“It’s not even my turn yet!”

Forced to awaken, Super Mini Chairman Park No. 5 grumbled as he appeared.

***

Earth.

“Hehehe. Now I, Taecho, can live with daddy for a long, long time!”

Daddy will be happy, right?

Taecho ran to Sejun, eager to boast that she had created a Law of the World to make him stronger.

But what Taecho found was not a delighted Sejun, but a fainted Sejun.

“Daddy!”

Startled, Taecho exclaimed,

“Puhuhut. Taecho, don’t worry, meow! If I, Vice Chairman Theo, treat him, he’ll be fine in no time, meow! Everyone, let’s go, meow!”

Gororong.

Theo shouted with confidence and suddenly fell asleep.

Kurorong.

Cuengi also suddenly lost consciousness.

And then,

Kking!

[Butler! Wait for me! Great Blackie will save you!]

Thud.

Blackie also rushed and headbutted Sejun, diving into Sejun’s mental world.

***

Sejun’s mental world.

Munch. Munch.

Delicious.

Sejun was sitting at a desk, busily eating a mountain of translucent rice cakes. No matter how much he ate, the rice cakes never disappeared.

I’m full.

I want to stop eating…

He was getting fuller and less willing to eat, but he couldn’t stop. Even though it felt like his stomach would burst, the rice cakes were too delicious to resist.

Sejun was currently undergoing a transformation to make his body match the Law of the World, and the world was doing its utmost to help him.

This process would continue until Sejun either endured it and became stronger, or died so there would be no need to realize the law of the world.

It would end in one of those two outcomes.

And,

“Ugh!”

My stomach’s going to burst!

Sejun’s fate was heading toward the second outcome.

Just when his belly was about to burst from eating up to his limit,

“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, I’m here, meow!”

“Cuengi came too!”

“Butler! Great Blackie is here too!”

Theo, Cuengi, and Blackie appeared in Sejun’s mental world.

“Go now, meow! Chairman Park No. 4, No. 5!”

Theo quickly placed Mini Chairman Park No. 4 and Super Mini Chairman Park No. 5, who were riding on his back, onto Sejun’s bloated belly.

“Yap!”

“Haa…”

Mini Chairman Park No. 4 and Super Mini Chairman Park No. 5 placed their hands on Sejun’s round belly and began absorbing energy.

Mini Chairman Park No. 4 was full of enthusiasm, but Super Mini Chairman Park No. 5, who had awakened earlier than scheduled, was completely unmotivated.

Kking?! Kking?!

[Hey! Are you slacking off?! Do you want the great Blackie to scold you?!]

“Ah… no, sir!”

Of course, Super Mini Chairman Park No. 5’s motivation quickly soared due to Blackie’s murderous aura and yelling.

As Sejun’s clones were absorbing Sejun’s power and growing gigantic,

Kueng!

[Beast of Apocalypse, help me!]

Cuengi called for help from the Beast of Apocalypse.

Ssshhh.

At the same time, Cuengi’s eyes turned red, and a powerful dark-red aura erupted from him.

[Why did Taecho have to cause trouble again…]

With an annoyed voice, the Beast of Apocalypse began revising the Law of the World.

If the Law wasn’t corrected, the entire world would continue pushing Sejun into a state that matched the Law, and the result would be either Sejun’s or the world’s destruction.

Because the Law of the World had now become that Sejun must become strong and live a long, long time.

The world would blindly give its all to fulfill that Law.

This was how terrifying it was to alter the Law of the World.

[Park Sejun becomes someone who gets stronger very, very, very, very slowly and lives a long life.]

So the Beast of Apocalypse partially revised the Law of the World that Taecho had created to buy some time.

Since it was a Law decided by Taecho, the Beast of Apocalypse couldn’t completely erase it even with his power.

When the Beast of Apocalypse finished revising the Law of the World,

Flash.

A burst of light exploded from the body of Chairman Park No. 4, who had transformed into an ultra-ultra-super-giant size.

As the light faded,

“Tada! Sejun-nim, I’ve become the God of Longevity!”

The ultra-ultra-super-giant Chairman Park No. 4 beamed with a bright smile, dressed in a pure white hanbok.

“From now on, call me Immortal Sejun!”

He had become Immortal Sejun, the God of Longevity.

[Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun’s clone has become Immortal Sejun, the God of Longevity.]

[You have achieved the great feat of obtaining a transcendent-grade clone.]

…

..

.

[The Clone of Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun, Immortal Sejun, will act independently until the main body grows.]

‘Immortal Sejun… I’m jealous.’

As the main body Sejun looked at Immortal Sejun with envy,

“Sejun-nim, get strong quickly so we can meet again! I’m off now! Here’s a gift!”

Snap.

Immortal Sejun sadly said goodbye and snapped his fingers.

And then,

[Immortal Sejun, the God of Longevity, has bestowed the Blessing of Longevity upon Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun.]

[Your remaining lifespan has increased by 100 years.]

[Your body will be healthy for 100 years.]

A white aura enveloped Sejun as the blessing took hold.

“Thanks, Sejun No. 4.”

This time, the blessing was proper and exactly what he wanted, so Sejun smiled with satisfaction.

As Immortal Sejun vanished,

Huh?! What about me?

Left alone, the Giant Chairman Park No. 5 blinked in confusion.

He thought he’d become a god too, but Immortal Sejun had absorbed so much power that there wasn’t enough left for him.

Kking! Kking!

[Hey! Butler’s Clone No. 5! Come here!]

You better behave now!

“Yes…”

Blackie barked furiously at the giant Chairman Park No. 5, scolding him until he left Sejun’s mental world.

***

“Ugh.”

As Sejun regained consciousness,

“Sejun! Are you okay?!”

“Daddy! Are you alright?! It’s because of Taecho…”

Aileen and Taecho called out to Sejun in worry.

Especially Taecho, who was on the verge of tears, thinking it was her fault Sejun fainted.

“I’m fine. Thanks to you, Taecho, Daddy gained another clone.”

Sejun comforted Taecho as if it was nothing. In fact, for Sunfish Sejun, this kind of thing was common and no big deal.

After comforting the crying Taecho, and

“Meow…”

Kueng…

Kking…

Taking care of the companions who were regaining consciousness, he got up and came outside.

Wadadadada.

“Teecher-nim!”

“Sorry! We won’t do it again!”

Shyongshyong, Pungpung, Gomgom, and Rangrang, who had snuck into the Void Storage, ran over and clung to Sejun’s legs, crying.

“That’s why you must never go into the Void Storage again. Got it? If you do, Teacher will faint again.”

“Okay!”

“We’ll never go in!”

“Promise!”

“Pinky swear!”

Sejun got the children to promise they would never enter the void storage again with strange threats.

“Ah. So peaceful.”

Despite nearly dying again today, Sejun thought to himself how peaceful it was.

***

One week after Sejun fainted.

“Puhuhut. I will now begin the auction, meow! The first crop to be auctioned is the Magical Cherry Tomatoes grown by great hybrid Chairman Park, meow! I’ll be selling them in lots of 100, meow!”

Theo began the second auction in front of the Black Tower in Hannam-dong.

“100 for 100 Tower Coins!”

“100 for 102 Tower Coins!”

“100 for 105 Tower Coins!”

Hunters who had heard about the auction through the Awakeners Association shouted passionately to win the bids.

And then,

Kuehehehe. Kueng!

[Hehehe. I’ve got delicious coffee here!]

Cuengi was brewing coffee in a container labeled [Cuengi Cafe], located near where Theo was hosting the auction.

“Enjoy this delicious iced Americano!”

Kihihit. Kking! Kking!

[Hehe. Hey humans! Buy some coffee! My big brother Cuengi brews it real good!]

Sejun and Blackie were helping with sales beside him.

[Cuengi Cafe] had been created by Han Tae-jun at Sejun’s insistence, who wanted to let the world know about Cuengi’s coffee.

“If you don’t open a Cafe, there’ll be no auction.”

With Sejun threatening to cancel the auction without a Cafe, Han Tae-jun had no other choice.

[Cuengi Cafe] used the highest-grade beans ‘Sejun 94 Chikasan Black Tower’, harvested from the 94th floor of the Black Tower, and sold each cup for 50,000 won, pricing it steeply.

But.

“Oh my! It’s Cuengi! So cute!”

“One cup, please! Can I take a photo too?”

“But is it okay to let a bear loose like that?”

“Then what, are you saying we should tie up such a cute bear?!”

“Step aside, I want a picture!”

It was a massive hit right from the start.

Initially, Cuengi’s adorable appearance contributed heavily to its popularity, but soon

“Wow! This is coffee?!”

“Why does it feel like I drank flowers even though I had coffee?”

“My fatigue vanished as soon as I drank this!”

“I stayed up all night and was heading home, but now I feel like I could stay up again!”

People began focusing on the coffee’s flavor and effects.

Thus, [Cuengi Cafe] became a huge sensation on social media from day one.

-Sejun 94 Chikasan Black Tower? Where did beans that aren’t even registered with the World Coffee Association come from. I don’t need to try it to know. It’ll be garbage.

-What?! A bear brews coffee?! So what next, monkeys will brew, dogs will brew, any Tom, Dick, and Harry will brew.

-The crops from the Black Tower do taste good, so I’ll assume the beans are top-grade. But grinding beans with front paws? That’s crossing the line! It’s not even a hand drip, more like hand crush?! There’s no way the grind size can be consistent like that!

So-called coffee experts began criticizing Cuengi’s coffee.

How dare they insult my son’s coffee?!

Sejun was furious as he read the negative comments.

“Vice Chairman Theo, teach them a lesson.”

‘Puhuhut. Understood, meow! Iona, begin, meow!’

“Kyoo-kyoo-kyoo-yes!”

Following Sejun’s order, Theo gave Iona the word, and Iona began tracking down those posting negative comments about Cuengi.

How?

Although Iona wasn’t a hacker, all things return to their origin. Programs and magic had similarities in that they dealt with algorithms.

And Iona was a great destructive wizard, having reached the pinnacle of magic.

Tatadadada.

Handling Theo’s phone like a laptop, Iona quickly adapted to programming.

How dare you insult my first brother-in-law?!

I’ll destroy you!

With hacking, she overclocked the smartphones and computers of those posting malicious comments about Cuengi, causing them to overload.

“No! I haven’t even finished paying this off yet!”

104.28.193.250

“What the hell?! Why is it doing this all of a sudden?! Please! My sister’s gonna kill me!”

Misfortune struck those who had left hate comments.

Thanks to this, electronics companies saw an unexpected 10% spike in weekly sales.

It was the birth of the legend of Iona, the Hacker of Great Destruction.

*****

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